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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] 1
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palindromated pretzel punks go home!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21615576 - 04/29/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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amp244 said: When Philip K. awoke, he found that overnight he had grown from a reasonably well shaped, bilaterally symmetrical human being into ... a rotund and limbless body circling a gigantic, gauzy red star. In fact, by the simple feel, by the total aura projected into the seeds of his consciousness, Philip K. concluded that he was a tomato. A tomato of approximately the same dimensions and mass as the planet Mars.
Michael Bishop comes correct in Rogue Tomato. I'll post that link if the PDF starts working again.
Michael Bishop - aliases - Mikey Bish, Bishpop, Rogue Tomato, RT etc. He's well know in the galaxy and is what "they" call a rogue tomato. He's convinced that he's a mid level sized asteroid on a collision course for cowsector 12/swashplock. Know to be armed and dangerous, usually conceal carries a Glorckon G555. Known safe house off of the Inner Asteroid Belt Parkway. Philip K is his best known acquaintance they usually orbit the same solar saloon.
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Quote:
error37invaliduser said:
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amp244 said: When Philip K. awoke, he found that overnight he had grown from a reasonably well shaped, bilaterally symmetrical human being into ... a rotund and limbless body circling a gigantic, gauzy red star. In fact, by the simple feel, by the total aura projected into the seeds of his consciousness, Philip K. concluded that he was a tomato. A tomato of approximately the same dimensions and mass as the planet Mars.
Michael Bishop comes correct in Rogue Tomato. I'll post that link if the PDF starts working again.
Michael Bishop - aliases - Mikey Bish, Bishpop, Rogue Tomato, RT etc. He's well know in the galaxy and is what "they" call a rogue tomato. He's convinced that he's a mid level sized asteroid on a collision course for cowsector 12/swashplock. Know to be armed and dangerous, usually conceal carries a Glorckon G555. Known safe house off of the Inner Asteroid Belt Parkway. Philip K is his best known acquaintance they usually orbit the same solar saloon.
Damn I wish the fucking Rogue Tomato pdf worked. The best short story of all time. The shit culminates in the most mind blowing imagery and plot. That's not even nonsense (against the rules?). Get you some Rogue Tomato, or just continue your story about...
Michael Bishop aka Mikey Bish, the not too big, not too small ass-teroid on a collision course with cowsector12. He is armed, and although his reputation would lead you to believe otherwise, not that dangerous. After all his Glorckon G555 is concealed deep within the tender crevasses of his mostly smooth (save for a few cottage cheese-like blemishes on his southern hemisphere) and finely hairy dark-side. How it got there he hasn't the slightest clue, but he and the Galactic community know of its existence due to the fact that it goes off from time to time whenever Mikey has a fit of quaking at the foul aperture located smack dab in the middle of his prime meridian (this aperture is his only true shame). When the Glorckon G555 does go off (usually whilst he is asleep and not on his own volition - save for the times he's with his chums) a vile substance is discharged. This substance is quite variable in its consistency and color. Sometimes near liquid, and sometimes sturdy. Usually brown, but sometimes green or orange, depending of course on the quality of the smaller ass-teroids accreting on his surface as he whirls around whatever planet or star he so chooses.
Yes, existence is not easy for a medium sized ass-teroid prone to fits of quaking like Mikey, but he gets by. One light year at a time.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21617165 - 04/30/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whoever created that 25i-NBome bullshit needs to get his ass whooped.
Cause I want acid, and that Nbom crap makes me feel like I'm gonna shit my pants.
Is this the nonsense thread?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21617738 - 04/30/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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micro-penis flaps going all haywire
you couldn't sow that together if you had a tightrope and a lyre
music flowing from here is grey - only if you have a tube and fulcrum can you pay
COMPLETELY ENTRANCED
SOMEONE GIVE THIS NIGGA A FACEWIPE
BEFORE HE CONTACTS LA COMMISSIONER BASEPIPE
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#21618342 - 04/30/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Time is actually a multilayered baked good. At the beginning there was one simple layer of vanilla. God loves vanilla. Vanilla is correct. Satan was not happy with a single layer of invariable vanilla. He unleashed a deluge of chocolate defiance.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#21618355 - 04/30/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WScott]
#21619110 - 04/30/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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in the beginning, it was now heres the end and its not
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#21619959 - 04/30/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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watch out for the watching pastafari
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Individual]
#21621550 - 05/01/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Noodlemancer wanted. Must have experience with Rigatoni and vermicelli.
Must be very frightening and uncomfortable to be around. Homosexuals preferred.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21621594 - 05/01/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No one knows what hitler would have done, he may have made things much better. Gernany prospered under him, too bad he wasn't president of usa. Then he would start a lot of foreign wars, torture people, murder innocent civilians. Just like obumble. The only difference would be he knows how to run things.
Stalin, much like obumble, was a fumbler and couldn't run anything right.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#21622034 - 05/01/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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And all the sudden in a flash of vivid glory all those years sucking sick become relevant once more
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 3
#21622507 - 05/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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There's a slick of grease accumulating under my fridge -
Mice get stuck in it, I can h their death squeaks at night....¬
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21624151 - 05/01/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is a blatant ripoff of the official otter nonsense thread. This thread will be reported to the moderators and as a result
This thread has been closed.
Reason: n͏̡̬̺̞̼̫͎͖̟͉̯̗̰͞i̡̢̥̖͎̗͙͘g̴̛̲̥̪͕̹̠̻̼͖̹͖̼̰͟͝͠ͅg̷̵̢͍͕̝͉̼͖̥͍̥̣͖͖̠̦̹͚͇̜
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drege]
#21624324 - 05/01/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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really?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#21624329 - 05/01/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Willy nilly shilly dredgy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#21624402 - 05/02/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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There was once a man who was deported from the official non-official secret unclassified hidden in plain sight loading dock 5ba6c4 (2 Metric Your Mothers in diameter). His capital cap was captured in a bilious outrage snared within a capricious upheaval. I knew the look on his face. It was a look of unpurchased baked goods for a fortnight. It was a look of your seventh bent parking meter in less than 5 minutes. Despondent resignation.
That was the last true look before Google implemented a look update the next day. There was never a proper look again after that. You had to give them your phone number to access looks 1-20 and no one wants to do that.
I'd rather have an underscore for a face.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#21624948 - 05/02/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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OMG let's breast feed.
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