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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#21587072 - 04/23/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Little Ones need lots of meat to grow big and strong...I have your medication, but visiting hours are over. So I'll tear out your spine.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cj-B] 1
#21587160 - 04/23/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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An eye for every thought, enough to catch the rest and store them on your hypodermic memory needle, inject every day to offset the radiation. This is no small vacation, cybernetic warlords cache your data display in their lungs, manipulate the output valves and blow your mind every eternity! Corundum rum drum full of small crustaceans the only thing you'll eat for 12 weeks, and this ain't a feat - this is your new reality. Climb on your rubber mongoose rocket, curl its toes and then fly through a trillion miles of space with enigmatic style and grace, this is your place, just don't forget your VX laced MACE, the genetically-junked crawl far and wide, they infest this place!
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#21587257 - 04/23/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've made a stone hat for the Cat on top of the stack, it displays all brominated ledgers collated and coordinated carefully to conjure a catechism of the cordial Carapace Captains. The carapace captains aren't particularly cordial, but they are composed of cords. Wrapped in a carapace wrapped in a captain wrapped in an atmosphere wrapped in a vast emptiness.
The cat on the stack was put there, oh roughly last decade? He watches carefully over all ant populations to ensure no one is cheating welfare or forgetting to Thank Jesus For Da Bread™. But the hiring process wasn't particularly thorough and thusly he's not really a cat, either.
Therefore the cat that is not really a cat atop the stack (which could also be interpreted as a pile) with the hat that tells the tale of the non cordial cords wrapped in carapace wrapped in a captain wrapped in an atmosphere wrapped in a vast emptiness.
The hat and the cat and the stack are subject to this same wrapping. Put a bow on it.
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amp244
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity] 1
#21587735 - 04/23/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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foodsgoodtoo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21587837 - 04/23/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Four minutes feels long but it really isn't
Isn't that right john? john?
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo] 1
#21588461 - 04/23/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow, hydraulics can really make a difference out here in space.
Just imagine this: lysine slide configurators showing up at your doorstep, nothing left but a trickle speed gravity hatch flinging you to the black core and back.
We've been known to be rather tricky situators, come up with Plan C's 2 Be a G 4 thee Armee.
Some say engine-rows are primary to know, exoflow repacitors overriding my base arcolating primordilacitator, should I infer to infuse the retro-plasma with iridium ditritium pellet micro-catalysts? AI puppy come near, I have something you need to hear: Si12V11N1 retroscape 4i12-11-1? Polarium Spectrosequenced Pro-Vandium Perculating Plastickator to the Third Millenial Perennial Sequencer? You're mad but here, now quick, lets clear that etherical eternium warp-warding veneer.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#21588533 - 04/23/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Your head - a stick. Call me crazy - talk to it.
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Cj-B
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#21588751 - 04/24/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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And when your tentacles latch on to the planetary surface you begin to ask yourself "What am I doing" but the answers is always simple. You're here to kneel! Kneel to the Gestalt of the Adrenal Matrix and drink lots of diet coke,
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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moonrockmushy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cj-B]
#21588771 - 04/24/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is that how you speak to a Captain of a Tit of the Line?
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21588835 - 04/24/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: Is that how you speak to a Captain of a Tit of the Line?


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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#21589342 - 04/24/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yall want some breast milk?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21590035 - 04/24/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Subvert the labia!
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#21590286 - 04/24/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Merk not, lest ye be merked.
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error37invaliduser
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21605174 - 04/27/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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gotta jiboo
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Toe_Jam
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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amp244
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21608868 - 04/28/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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When Philip K. awoke, he found that overnight he had grown from a reasonably well shaped, bilaterally symmetrical human being into ... a rotund and limbless body circling a gigantic, gauzy red star. In fact, by the simple feel, by the total aura projected into the seeds of his consciousness, Philip K. concluded that he was a tomato. A tomato of approximately the same dimensions and mass as the planet Mars.
Michael Bishop comes correct in Rogue Tomato. I'll post that link if the PDF starts working again.
-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21608911 - 04/28/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Gonna roll the bones." - Joe Slattermiller
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21609111 - 04/28/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Allons enfants de la patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé! Contre nous de la tyrannie L'étendard sanglant est levé! (bis) Entendez-vous dans les campagnes, Mugir ces féroces soldats? Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras Égorger nos fils, nos compagnes!
Aux armes, citoyen ! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons ! Marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!
Que veut cette horde d'esclaves, De traîtres, de rois conjurés? Pour qui ces ignobles entraves, Ces fers dès longtemps préparés? (bis) Français ! pour nous, ah! quel outrage! Quels transports il doit exciter! C'est nous qu'on ose méditer De rendre à l'antique esclavage!
Quoi ! ces cohortes étrangères Feraient la loi dans nos foyers! Quoi! ces phalanges mercenaires Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers! (bis) Grand Dieu ! par des mains enchaînées Nos fronts sous le joug se ploiraient! De vils despotes deviendraient Les maîtres de nos destinées!
Tremblez, tyrans! et vous, perfides, L'opprobre de tous les partis, Tremblez ! vos projets parricides Vont enfin recevoir leur prix! (bis) Tout est soldat pour vous combattre, S'ils tombent, nos jeunes héros, La France en produit de nouveaux, Contre vous tout prêts à se battre!
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, Portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes, A regret s'armant contre nous. (bis) Mais ces despotes sanguinaires, Mais ces complices de Bouillé, Tous ces tigres qui, sans pitié, Déchirent le sein de leur mère
Amour sacré de la patrie, Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs! Liberté, Liberté chérie, Combats avec tes défenseurs! (bis) Sous nos drapeaux, que la victoire Accoure à tes mâles accents! Que tes ennemis expirants Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire!
Nous entrerons dans la carrière Quand nos aînés n'y seront plus Nous y trouverons leur poussière Et la trace de leurs vertus. (bis) Bien moins jaloux de leur survivre Que de partager leur cercueil, Nous aurons le sublime orgueil De les venger ou de les suivre!
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cj-B]
#21609443 - 04/28/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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France is miserable because it's full of Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
But that's not nonsense...
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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moonrockmushy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21611247 - 04/28/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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