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foodsgoodtoo
FPSnosurrender



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Nigga you can be christ I wasn't old enough to hold my dick and pee right jesus what is he like!?
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
#21568110 - 04/19/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I finally caught up with my cross country turds. Now the assholes are primed for delivery. It's one of those things where you feel what it is before it exits your butt and know without looking that you have brought a new life into this world and given hops to the hopless. Thank you. Thank you so much for your contributions to the cause and if you see a turd on the side of the road give it a helping hand and send it on it's way to glory.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21568616 - 04/19/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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amp244 said: Nice Signature lol.
Im sure you've seen Alex Jones vs Piers Morgan on gun control. Television gold
thats a good one but nothing compares to the all time classic clockwork elves rant:
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
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Loc: Mabase
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21568708 - 04/19/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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WHATS SEAR IS STEAK?!
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WScott
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Quote:
error37invaliduser said: asjhaowbIUESDJFHIUKDSFHszfjsncueb112273632373737373736362526273982e62912eqddvnznfthd zdvdcgzdfgdh h zdfhgzdf dfgzdgdg z sz dgdsfggg gs zdsgdf gds g
cfchfx fgzdfhdfhgfhghygyycx fh hxfhh vh zgcv zdfzdgf fdhzhxfgj ...zorg
This was not post 13000.

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egoproctor
egoproctor



Registered: 10/07/14
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Loc: Ningbo, China
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WScott]
#21569401 - 04/19/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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http://shanghaiist.com/2015/04/19/american_man_swears_at_passengers_taipei_metro.php
American man furiously swears at passengers on Taipei metro for over 5 minutes
 A five-minute-long video has emerged of an American running his mouth in English and Chinese at fellow passengers on the Taipei metro for no apparent reason. According to Apple Daily, the fast food-clutching middle-aged man, who we assume is from the US by his accent, boarded the Xinzhuang line of the Taipei Metro on the evening of April 16. Shortly after passing Songjiang Nanjing Station, he began cursing at nearby passengers. After furiously swearing in a mixture of English and Chinese for over five minutes, during which time he even curses the Taiwanese President Ma Ying-jeou, the man is eventually intercepted by metro staff and escorted off the carriage by police officers. It is not clear what happened prior to the start of the video, but reports indicate that the man was not provoked before he began to unleash the torrent of abuse at surrounding passengers. The video was uploaded to Facebook, so apologies to all those without a VPN.
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amp244
Sporocarp Stretching


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
#21570108 - 04/19/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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That clockwork elves shit!
-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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error37invaliduser
Lawn Boy



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21570247 - 04/19/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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zorg is god zorg is life zorg is all
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propensity
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Thanakrit Bobalopalous "The Lodestone" Santikunaporn Johnson Smithe painted this picture as a protest against shoddy neoprene beer sleeves.
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


Registered: 10/11/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#21570507 - 04/20/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I feel so hip in my new spaceship.
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egoproctor
egoproctor



Registered: 10/07/14
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Beanhead]
#21571261 - 04/20/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Once upon a time I thought about forgetting something, now I can't stop remembering that look in her eye when I said girls make me nervous when we are alone. If only the mind of my heart would leave the heart of my mind alone.
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
#21571385 - 04/20/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sexiest woman alive, September Carrino.
No joke, no nonsense.
Google image that shit and tell me you wouldn't give your left testicle to wife that bitch.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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amp244
Sporocarp Stretching


Registered: 08/05/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21571489 - 04/20/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Got damn those are some Tig Ass Bitties!!
-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21571785 - 04/20/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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amp244 said: Got damn those are some Tig Ass Bitties!!

Yeah.
I'd kill for an ANR with that chick.
Well.... I wouldn't actually kill anyone.
But you know what I'm saying.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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amp244
Sporocarp Stretching


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21571813 - 04/20/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ovoid season is upon us sir.
-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21571843 - 04/20/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hell yes it is. Tomorrow will be my first hunt of the year.
Mom said not today.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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amp244
Sporocarp Stretching


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21571922 - 04/20/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea Im hyped as well. Never found any, but I'm hitting it hard this year lol.
-------------------- How to Convert a Normal 24-hour Light Timer into a Short Cycle Repeating Timer "Monopoly, besides, is a great enemy to good management, which can never be universally established but in consequence of that free and universal competition which forces everybody to have recourse in it for the sake of self-defense." -Adam Smith
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
#21572111 - 04/20/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Where are you? Do you have a good idea on habitat? If you'd like a pointer or two .
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21572259 - 04/20/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I cum in the wheaties of my lovers
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egoproctor
egoproctor



Registered: 10/07/14
Posts: 147
Loc: Ningbo, China
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#21573825 - 04/20/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe said: I cum in the wheaties of my lovers
Wow. I wheat in the cummies of my haters.
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