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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21555301 - 04/16/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

when the spiders start to crawl out of your ears, down your chin and onto your shoulders
dont tell them how the buttons work.

the pebbles are swirlling and twiling in the fish bowl and we're keeping busy

as they say,
the pencil could hold erasers on both ends, but what would be the point?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21555505 - 04/16/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
There's a lot less natives around since we started barbecuing their pet pheasants.
Your guess is as good as mine but I think they're a little afraid of getting their noses oily.
And you know what?
That really pleased us.




Natives generally have enough oil on the skin of their nose to fry a chicken.

And by natives I mean black people.


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A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #21557359 - 04/16/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

my mac ten farts out sound that you wish your ass makes


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21558689 - 04/17/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

write it down.
down
down
      doooownnn

its falling out of your nostrils and leaking onto your knees
itll fill the room and singe your cuffs

for the love of all
write it down.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #21558771 - 04/17/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

wigmaws are for assholes


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21559347 - 04/17/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heterosexuals,
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Titty fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles.

- Marshall Mathers


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
    #21559559 - 04/17/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

The Scottish people (Scots: Scots Fowk, Scottish Gaelic: Albannaich), or Scots, are a nation and ethnic group native to Scotland. Historically, they emerged from an amalgamation of two Celtic peoples—the Picts and Gaels—who founded the Kingdom of Scotland (or Alba) in the 9th century. Later, the neighbouring Cumbrian Celts, as well as Germanic Anglo-Saxons and Norse, were incorporated into the Scottish nation.

In modern use, "Scottish people" or "Scots" is used to refer to anyone whose linguistic, cultural, family ancestral or genetic origins are from within Scotland. The Latin word Scotti[15] originally referred to the Gaels but came to describe all inhabitants of Scotland.[16] Though sometimes considered archaic or pejorative,[17] the term Scotch has also been used for the Scottish people, though this usage is current primarily outside Scotland.[18][19]

There are people of Scottish descent in many countries other than Scotland. Emigration, influenced by factors such as the Highland and Lowland Clearances, Scottish participation in the British Empire, and latterly industrial decline and unemployment, resulted in Scottish people being found throughout the world. Large populations of Scottish people settled the new-world lands of North and South America, Australia and New Zealand. There is a Scottish presence at a particularly high level in Canada, which has the highest level per-capita of Scots descendants in the world and second largest population of descended Scots ancestry, after the United States. They took with them their Scottish languages and culture.[20]

Scotland has seen migration and settlement of peoples at different periods in its history. The Gaels, the Picts and the Britons had respective origin myths, like most Middle Ages European peoples.[21] Germanic peoples, such as the Anglo-Saxons, arrived beginning in the 7th century, while the Norse settled many regions of Scotland from the 8th century onwards. In the High Middle Ages, from the reign of David I of Scotland, there was some emigration from France, England and the Low Countries to Scotland. Some famous Scottish family names, including those bearing the names which became Bruce, Balliol, Murray and Stewart came to Scotland at this time. Today Scotland is one of the countries of the United Kingdom and the majority of people living in Scotland are British citizens.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21559859 - 04/17/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Nice Signature lol.

Im sure you've seen Alex Jones vs Piers Morgan on gun control. Television gold



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
    #21559991 - 04/17/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i like how he just starts mimicing his voice haha classic


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
    #21561246 - 04/17/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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amp244 said:
Nice Signature lol.

Im sure you've seen Alex Jones vs Piers Morgan on gun control. Television gold





That was painful to watch



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #21562629 - 04/18/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21566056 - 04/19/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Here's an even funnier debate. This shit is ridiculous. Just skip to the 4:40 mark and be blown



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
    #21566070 - 04/19/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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amp244 said:
Here's an even funnier debate. This shit is ridiculous. Just skip to the 4:40 mark and be blown





I cant even  :illjustgothrowup:  Seriously I couldn't finish it.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #21566084 - 04/19/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

its culminates at about 13:30.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: amp244]
    #21567489 - 04/19/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21567512 - 04/19/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

YOU STOLE MY BIKE!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #21567533 - 04/19/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21567805 - 04/19/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Chinese Man Tries To Smuggle His Pet Turtle On a Plane Disguised as a Hamburger



This is not the actual smuggled pet, in fact this is a tortoise, not a turtle.

A curious story comes out of China this week, as the South China Morning Post News reports that a man tried to smuggle his “beloved” pet turtle inside of a KFC hamburger. As the boxed hamburger/turtle went through X-ray screening at the airport, security noticed “odd protrusions” poking out of the burger. The man is quoted as saying, “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” and furthered, “There’s nothing special to see inside.” You know, except a turtle.


http://laughingsquid.com/chinese-man-tries-to-smuggle-his-pet-turtle-on-a-plane-disguised-as-a-hamburger/


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21567854 - 04/19/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Chinese Man Tries To Smuggle His Pet Turtle On a Plane Disguised as a Hamburger



This is not the actual smuggled pet, in fact this is a tortoise, not a turtle.

A curious story comes out of China this week, as the South China Morning Post News reports that a man tried to smuggle his “beloved” pet turtle inside of a KFC hamburger. As the boxed hamburger/turtle went through X-ray screening at the airport, security noticed “odd protrusions” poking out of the burger. The man is quoted as saying, “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” and furthered, “There’s nothing special to see inside.” You know, except a turtle.


http://laughingsquid.com/chinese-man-tries-to-smuggle-his-pet-turtle-on-a-plane-disguised-as-a-hamburger/





hahaha:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21567910 - 04/19/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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