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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21515520 - 04/07/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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A man once had an idea.....






....then his wife claimed a sudden onset of....






....in the end the man went to the supermarket and bought her favorite flavor of ice cream and watched the movie anyway.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21520731 - 04/08/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I am sofa king, we Todd ed.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #21520797 - 04/08/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lucis]
    #21521310 - 04/08/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

unfathomable mutated duck shit is really not that bad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Krazent]
    #21521403 - 04/08/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)


everything i post is pure fiction


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21522968 - 04/09/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

IF a woodchuck chucked wood and nobody was around to see it would we still teach kids that silly tongue twister?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #21522983 - 04/09/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
    #21523283 - 04/09/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21523295 - 04/09/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: PLURAL]
    #21523355 - 04/09/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21523408 - 04/09/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

as i shat upon her, she looked me in the eye and asked me
"did your fish die?"
i glanced at the tank and replied
"why yes dear it did"
after some contemplation she said
"thats gross"


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21524621 - 04/09/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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as i shat upon her, she looked me in the eye and asked me
"did your fish die?"
i glanced at the tank and replied
"why yes dear it did"
after some contemplation she said
"thats gross"




If I was fucking you on my period I'd do anything to distract you from that' moment of,  WTF!!!  Too!!!  Hahahaha.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21525209 - 04/09/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #21528340 - 04/10/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:copypasta:
A guy comes into a bar with a frog and sets it down next to the prettiest     
girl there.                                                                   
        "This is a very special frog," he informs her.  "His name is Charlie." 
        "What's so special about this frog?" she asks.                         
He's reluctant to tell her, but when pressed, explains that,                   
        "This frog can eat pussy."                                             
The girl slaps him, knocking him off his chair, and accuses him of telling her 
a filthy lie.  But no, he assures her, it's completely true.  And after much   
discussion, she agrees to come back to his apartment to see the frog in action.
She positions herself appropriately, the guy carefully takes out the frog, and 
says, "Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!"  The frog is immobile, despite his       
owner's exhortations, and the girl starts to snicker.                         
        "Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!"                                       
        "C'mon Charlie, do your stuff!"                                       
By now, the girl is laughing openly.                                           
        "Okay, Charlie," says the guy, moving the frog out of the way, "I'm   
only going to show you one more time."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21529909 - 04/10/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

sitting across the table staring at me
i spit on the ground and wiggle my toes in my shoes
blink blink blink
the sky is holding all the blue
but some dripped down and landed in your eyes
the threads that weave the iris that holds the void that light seeps into
all so tragic when i think about it

ive wasted my time again
its all a waste
youre all a waste
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

GO AWAY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

where is god


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #21531118 - 04/10/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ojyelhsa said:
sitting across the table staring at me
i spit on the ground and wiggle my toes in my shoes
blink blink blink
the sky is holding all the blue
but some dripped down and landed in your eyes
the threads that weave the iris that holds the void that light seeps into
all so tragic when i think about it

ive wasted my time again
its all a waste
youre all a waste
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

GO AWAY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

where is god




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: egoproctor]
    #21531137 - 04/10/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Zombi3]
    #21531439 - 04/11/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Play the epic opera and watch your face materialize out of mirrors,
listen to the 90s hype about the n64.. it's bedlam.
sync Your hiphop respect with a 10 year old


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21531566 - 04/11/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21532398 - 04/11/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Play the epic opera and watch your face materialize out of mirrors,
listen to the 90s hype about the n64.. it's bedlam.
sync Your hiphop respect with a 10 year old



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