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OfflineOjyelhsa
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Re: Itadakimasu [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #20780224 - 11/01/14 12:50 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:

Synapse Trap said:
..day 647: Nothing significant to report.
-end of shift notes-



Nothing is real





so there really is a nothing?


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Itadakimasu [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #20780244 - 11/01/14 12:54 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

ur life is ruined Oj


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Re: Nondairy creamer [Re: Sheekle]
    #20780276 - 11/01/14 01:03 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Tittties


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OfflineSynapse Trap
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Re: Nondairy creamer [Re: Ajp420]
    #20782001 - 11/01/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I will slap the absolute corn-starch off of you

:somefunnyshit:


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Captain's Log [Re: Synapse Trap] * 1
    #20791129 - 11/04/14 03:52 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Captain's Log: Stardate 6453242.37

Observations of live specimen 3x-bravo-9(er)are nearing their conclusion.
Checklist completed. Mission value = NULL
3x-bravo-9(er) 'Has all key characteristics of Earth dwelling species 'Felis catus' aka cat."
Stage test "alpha" shows signs of mid level intelligence.
Communication value = 0.5.
3x-bravo-9(er) "Appears to have symptoms of extreme co-dependance." Survival value = 6.3
Observations show "Live specimen has basic instinctual traits of a hunter, but Starship lacks adequate facilities and free food sources." Minus value = 3.7 "Due to intense desire to 'cuddle'."
Sanitary value = 8 "Characteristic cleaning habits of species are evident but slightly lacking due to shifts in attention span."
Mission success rate if 3x-bravo-9(er) remains on board = 12.06325%.
Lead Biologist opinion: "Due to high probability of crew distraction stemming from dereliction of duties brought on by repeated empathetic interactions.
Mission status =CRITICAL
Mode of Action(MOA) - Immediate expulsion from Starship Via Aft Dwelling Universal Mandatory Pod Shaft(terrestrial)Unit(ADUMPSTER)Jettisoned to nearest Terra Forma.

APPROVED: CPT. McGrupp \ Stardate: 6453242.37.16


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Re: Captain's Log [Re: error37invaliduser] * 1
    #20791686 - 11/04/14 09:38 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Captain's Log [Re: Into The Woods]
    #20793055 - 11/04/14 04:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Huge and pasty but a lot of fun to watch. Huge and corroded but a lot of fun to watch.


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Re: Captain's Log [Re: twighead]
    #20794943 - 11/04/14 11:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Captain's Log [Re: twighead]
    #20795824 - 11/05/14 09:16 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Huge and pasty but a lot of fun to watch. Huge and corroded but a lot of fun to watch.




THERE'S SUPPOSEDLY RUSSIANS, CHINESE, DEAD ON THE MOON AS WELL! THIS IS THE STUFF THAT'LL GET YOU KILLED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I SHOULDN'T EVEN GET INTO WHAT I KNOW!


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Re: Captain's Log [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #20802144 - 11/06/14 03:57 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)



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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: Captain's Log [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 2
    #20802237 - 11/06/14 04:16 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)









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Cause we all have wings. But some of us don't know why...


My very own funnies thread: LINKY


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Re: Captain's Log [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20804735 - 11/07/14 07:15 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)



My plan is to peek over and not forget what feet are.


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


Edited by Invisible_Woe (11/10/14 10:31 PM)


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OfflineSynapse Trap
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Re: Captain's Log [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #20839028 - 11/14/14 11:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Where can I get a decent (near mint+) set of mutton-frites?
I'll pay any price.


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OfflineAjp420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synapse Trap]
    #20846202 - 11/16/14 03:33 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

The sound of that cat makes me want to eat rocks


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ajp420] * 1
    #20851298 - 11/17/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #20852403 - 11/17/14 07:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

i store my dope on the sun..


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Invisiblepoke smot!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Synapse Trap]
    #20862325 - 11/19/14 08:37 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by poke smot!

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: poke smot!]
    #20867486 - 11/20/14 07:37 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

sand on the fire coats the sky in smoke
but
suns a'gonna shine lawd
suns a'gonna shine


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HALP! @SynapseTrap [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #20867672 - 11/20/14 08:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: HALP! @SynapseTrap [Re: Synapse Trap] * 1
    #20867748 - 11/20/14 08:27 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Day three, still haven't pooped.  Beginning to suspect the dog.


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