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Ojyelhsa
human


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Quote:
Invisible_Woe said:
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Synapse Trap said: ..day 647: Nothing significant to report. -end of shift notes-
Nothing is real

so there really is a nothing?
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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ur life is ruined Oj
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Ajp420
Feed me LSD please



Registered: 05/28/14
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Re: Nondairy creamer [Re: Sheekle]
#20780276 - 11/01/14 01:03 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tittties
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Everything I post is a fictional tale. R.I.P Lahey
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Synapse Trap
Eating God's Holy Cannabis Plant


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Re: Nondairy creamer [Re: Ajp420]
#20782001 - 11/01/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I will slap the absolute corn-starch off of you
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error37invaliduser
Lawn Boy



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Captain's Log: Stardate 6453242.37
 Observations of live specimen 3x-bravo-9(er)are nearing their conclusion. Checklist completed. Mission value = NULL 3x-bravo-9(er) 'Has all key characteristics of Earth dwelling species 'Felis catus' aka cat." Stage test "alpha" shows signs of mid level intelligence. Communication value = 0.5. 3x-bravo-9(er) "Appears to have symptoms of extreme co-dependance." Survival value = 6.3 Observations show "Live specimen has basic instinctual traits of a hunter, but Starship lacks adequate facilities and free food sources." Minus value = 3.7 "Due to intense desire to 'cuddle'." Sanitary value = 8 "Characteristic cleaning habits of species are evident but slightly lacking due to shifts in attention span." Mission success rate if 3x-bravo-9(er) remains on board = 12.06325%. Lead Biologist opinion: "Due to high probability of crew distraction stemming from dereliction of duties brought on by repeated empathetic interactions. Mission status =CRITICAL Mode of Action(MOA) - Immediate expulsion from Starship Via Aft Dwelling Universal Mandatory Pod Shaft(terrestrial)Unit(ADUMPSTER)Jettisoned to nearest Terra Forma.
APPROVED: CPT. McGrupp \ Stardate: 6453242.37.16
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


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twighead
mͯó



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Huge and pasty but a lot of fun to watch. Huge and corroded but a lot of fun to watch.
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Synapse Trap
Eating God's Holy Cannabis Plant


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Re: Captain's Log [Re: twighead]
#20794943 - 11/04/14 11:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Captain's Log [Re: twighead]
#20795824 - 11/05/14 09:16 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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twighead said: Huge and pasty but a lot of fun to watch. Huge and corroded but a lot of fun to watch.
THERE'S SUPPOSEDLY RUSSIANS, CHINESE, DEAD ON THE MOON AS WELL! THIS IS THE STUFF THAT'LL GET YOU KILLED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I SHOULDN'T EVEN GET INTO WHAT I KNOW!
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Invisible_Woe

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Moorning Due
been know to derp


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Invisible_Woe

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My plan is to peek over and not forget what feet are.
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Edited by Invisible_Woe (11/10/14 10:31 PM)
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Synapse Trap
Eating God's Holy Cannabis Plant


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Where can I get a decent (near mint+) set of mutton-frites? I'll pay any price.
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Ajp420
Feed me LSD please



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synapse Trap]
#20846202 - 11/16/14 03:33 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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The sound of that cat makes me want to eat rocks
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Konyap

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ajp420] 1
#20851298 - 11/17/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Synapse Trap
Eating God's Holy Cannabis Plant


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#20852403 - 11/17/14 07:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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i store my dope on the sun..
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poke smot!
floccinocci floofinator



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Synapse Trap]
#20862325 - 11/19/14 08:37 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: poke smot!]
#20867486 - 11/20/14 07:37 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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sand on the fire coats the sky in smoke but suns a'gonna shine lawd suns a'gonna shine
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Synapse Trap
Eating God's Holy Cannabis Plant


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HALP! @SynapseTrap [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#20867672 - 11/20/14 08:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr Piggy
Big Dick Retard



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Day three, still haven't pooped. Beginning to suspect the dog.
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