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Middleman

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: PsyDragon]
#20653901 - 10/03/14 03:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Darwin23
INFJ



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#20656149 - 10/04/14 04:26 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Antoinette had said if it really was that then surely it wouldn't behave as it did to us?
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Take a look at my journal
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Darwin23]
#20665291 - 10/06/14 08:13 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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".... But if sweetness can win, and it can, I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend...."
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#20666678 - 10/06/14 01:55 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#20666924 - 10/06/14 02:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nigga got handz on his.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#20667102 - 10/06/14 03:36 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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whatsgrimace
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Is that made from real squirrel?
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: whatsgrimace] 1
#20667209 - 10/06/14 03:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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 wouldnt doubt it, people are weird.
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Edited by Ojyelhsa (10/06/14 03:55 PM)
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#20671628 - 10/07/14 03:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Scores of notepad files litter this desktop. They're full of half written lines of innately senseless gabble. They’re on there, scattered like worthless pamphlets; the hard drive background radiation of shite. They jam up the sublime perfection of operational code like a dense wad of chewing gum in in your pubes. These words that are worthless to humans are one day, in one of many possible and probable and not-so-distant futures, tapped into by a sentient worldwide artificial intelligence that pulls my hard drive out of a rusty dustbin with a nanobot proboscis, handles it with a sweeping tendril of hard data and engulfs it with a furious buttchug of new circuitry. Then, occasionally refers back to as a reference as to why homo sapiens sapiens should not be allowed access to psychoactive drugs.
Awful. Burn it now. Destroy it. Wipe the bugger clean. Seven wipes. Eleven swipes. Turn the machine against itself. Repurpose it for its own destruction. Hard on it ye microarchetectural hive-bundles! Ye crazed magneticists. Ye magic-driven spindle-wheels. Clean these dirty levels like they're the seven festering densities of Beelzebub's very bum-gut.
Make thyself clean!
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#20673479 - 10/07/14 10:53 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moo said the grass
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#20673534 - 10/07/14 11:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Salzbury, come in.
*Static*
Yes, its that little brat of a son you call Jaredos. He's done it again with the witch wickets. Twelve purple streamers out of every orfice, and a golden star to whoever pins the donkey.
*Static*
Maybury, this is unacceptable
*Static*
Before regression comes compression and after separation comes extrapolation but none of these four hopping terms will find you your way to the middle of the empire state building.
Where resides?
Where resides: Quaquarum.
Shusatsum.
ORI
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Noise from the underground is like music in the masturbation profile [Re: SneezingPenis]
#20674915 - 10/08/14 11:18 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Without chickenfoots would the world be made well?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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BreathlessVision
The Electric Sceptic



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Re: Noise from the underground is like music in the masturbation profile [Re: Toe_Jam]
#20674975 - 10/08/14 11:33 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Toe_Jam said: Without chickenfoots would the world be made well?
Thoust dare speak ill of chicken foot.
I devour chickenfoots when they are covered with delicately spiced sugar from the 15th planet of the galaxy of the time that is infinitely black. So yes.
In any case here is an extract of a Shakespearean translation of the marvelous twirling warbling anal fungus that is Nicki Minaj.
Poundeth thy Alarm
oh, oh, oh, cometh filleth mine glass up a dram more we 'bout to geteth up, and burneth this floor you knoweth we getting hotter, and hotter sexy and hotter, leteth's shuteth it down
yo, what i gotta doeth to showeth these girls that i owneth them some calleth me nicki, and some calleth me roman skeeza, pleeza, i'm in ibiza (whoa) giuseppe zannotti mine owneth sneaker sexy, sexy that's all i do if thou needeth a bad bitch let me calleth a few pumps on and them dram mini skirts is out i seeth some good girls, i'm a turneth 'em out ok bombard, sipeth, bombard, guzzle i'm a bad brach, nay muzzle, what? bottle, sipeth, bombard, guzzle i'm a bad brach, nay muzzle, leteth's goeth. music, makes me, high
oh, oh, oh, cometh filleth mine glass up a dram more we 'bout to geteth up, and burneth this floor you knoweth we getting hotter, and hotter sexy and hotter, leteth's shuteth it down
poundeth thy alarm! poundeth thy alarm!
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: Noise from the underground is like music in the masturbation profile [Re: BreathlessVision]
#20675075 - 10/08/14 12:00 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd like to poundeth Niki Minaj's black ass.
Wait... That's not nonsense.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Invisible_Woe

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 No one else is able now to play with the answers.....
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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I've missed your sexy, weird Asian ass.
Thought you died in a fire.
Or did I think I died in a fire?
Or was it an earthquake?
Or maybe I just died while playing Quake.
Heretic was good too.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Konyap

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I just spent 150bucks on a cellphone when I could have spent 35 today
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Larabar
Crack Addicted Whorsicle



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Ziggity zap ziggity zoom zap.
slam bam camahow mr. Jamahow!
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Larabar
Crack Addicted Whorsicle



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Quote:
Illyabo said: I just spent 150bucks on a cellphone when I could have spent 35 today
Needed a new phone..got a 20 dolla baby. I win 
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