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Offlinetwighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20638493 - 09/30/14 12:28 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #20638506 - 09/30/14 12:35 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Where'd you find that gem?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20638573 - 09/30/14 01:05 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20638645 - 09/30/14 02:24 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

whatsgrimace said:
Where'd you find that gem?



google image'd pretzel man

Shits serious



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #20638883 - 09/30/14 05:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:tard:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #20642782 - 09/30/14 11:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

returned to witness the fizzle
stole a bit of the flame
not selfishly
no but accedentally

but i will admit it merrily

and here there is a tune or two
to savor oh so tastily


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #20642808 - 09/30/14 11:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I piss barbed wire and shoot coca leaves still on the tree. My shits bore through the earth and my voice is like thunder!  Life is a joint rolled in toilet paper and a 20 lb biscuit sops ALOT of gravy!

:devito:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


Edited by TheGreenArrow (09/30/14 11:32 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20642960 - 10/01/14 12:38 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches (360 mm).


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #20643042 - 10/01/14 01:20 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Sweet fuck that's a Donger.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #20643444 - 10/01/14 07:48 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches (360 mm).





:ducklol:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20643498 - 10/01/14 08:14 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Whoever you decide that you are, I still gonna love you. But just not in that gay way, ’cause God makes all people in different sizes and shapes and problems, but he only makes the people he hate gay. That’s you. You it, boy. You gay!


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #20644626 - 10/01/14 02:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

That's what they say. I may play in the hay, or run by the bay.  :okay:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20644648 - 10/01/14 03:02 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Grapes are cool, and burst with sweetness in my mouth.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20645086 - 10/01/14 04:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:  Really?  Do you like things that burst sweetly in your mouth? :rofl:

:wook:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20645116 - 10/01/14 05:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #20645125 - 10/01/14 05:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Mail on Male action huh?  :deepman:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20645136 - 10/01/14 05:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
:rofl:  Really?  Do you like things that burst sweetly in your mouth? :rofl:

:wook:




:homerdrool:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20645150 - 10/01/14 05:10 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
:rofl:  Really?  Do you like things that burst sweetly in your mouth? :rofl:

:wook:




:homerdrool:



Holy fuck that's a nice pussy


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #20647610 - 10/02/14 06:34 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

With sasquatch the rules are different.





Oh, yeah.....


Niggawasplait. :hoffy:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #20653593 - 10/03/14 02:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)


Saw this at the thrift store today. Mine!


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