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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20375140 - 08/04/14 09:19 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Is it snowing?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #20375185 - 08/04/14 09:27 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Tell the homies Im in Heaven and they ain't got Woods...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FractalReal]
    #20375368 - 08/04/14 09:58 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Cesspit pinkle sprinker, got a double dainty dinker turn around turn up proud tell a potter i'm allowed in your space to kiss your face or have a taste of you - thats two times two from timbucktu got a daddy gromet waiting with your name on it watch me loud tell me now how you're going to save the space to buy a case of paddy orions double brew that he stole from the shoe of a giant with twelve tone pastry chews lingering on his back so that you know hes full of cack when you taste that breathing ooze that he calls his tongues booze as if you had no choice as to voice and turn and hoist your leg up onto the crowd... and yeah that shits wild.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #20375405 - 08/04/14 10:05 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

woeh


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #20375434 - 08/04/14 10:11 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

We appreciate you less when you're a two-timer. Time it all right and you'll be a loose shriner. Gather all the gidgits and gadgets set up make a gnome plump and turn it on LOUD. PROUD MEME PRODUCING HAMMER BURN RIGHT THROUGH A RICKITY SCAMMER THIS IS AN INCANTATION FOR THE FUTURE CALL UPON THE MOON AND HOOP LOOP... Crack


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
    #20376242 - 08/05/14 01:24 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Diver down under crowd waves tore you asunder and pulled from you your thunder with a hammertoe and nail. A immigrant sense of wonder that can only prevail because expectation and poor integration are a foot with the natives: what does that entail? Six feet of century old soot from friction burnt deftly and modern forensics suggest it's cause lies in the way the monkeys tread their skin. Generations of competitions but nothing to win...irregardless we'll milk all the progress with a little help from prolactin. A flea in the bush worth a fist to the chin. Three layers of grid consume all but delysid: acid reflux capacitor brought visions that drastically enwhitened the palest kid...or at least the one you know. Well I used to wake the morning...but that was when I was Curtis Lowe.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FractalReal]
    #20376254 - 08/05/14 01:26 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

you don't murder me please dont murder me


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376275 - 08/05/14 01:31 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

You are forgiven...  :cookiemonster:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FractalReal]
    #20376290 - 08/05/14 01:36 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

not yet


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376400 - 08/05/14 02:08 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

MY FUCKING TOES


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #20376423 - 08/05/14 02:12 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

row jimmy its that time of the month when she bleeds for you she dies for you she reborn for you shes you


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376436 - 08/05/14 02:16 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Free Husks


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FractalReal]
    #20376438 - 08/05/14 02:16 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

cha ching


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376441 - 08/05/14 02:18 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)



staaaaahp


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376443 - 08/05/14 02:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

"Leshi" "You there?!" I whispered.

"NNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG" Her membranes buzzed like a cinnamon edema.

"Why are you?"

"RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT" The membranes coddled my spine like a poor cheesecake covered in slime.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #20376453 - 08/05/14 02:21 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Stanley saw the UFO twice in his life. First at his fifth birthday, last at his death.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
    #20376460 - 08/05/14 02:24 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

That's solid...but take a whiff of what I'm stepped n in for a moment. *laughtrack*


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FractalReal]
    #20376467 - 08/05/14 02:25 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I LOVE YOU ALL


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376603 - 08/05/14 03:05 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Lets whip up some of that mean cream that'll make you dream of animals with no more attachments to their limbs or toes - which orbit freely our seventh sun.


Thought it was a joke? Nope. See the proof in your feathered eyes that you stole from the flies, many lenses to see fractions of pictures with - useless? Maybe. But consider the alternative....


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #20376640 - 08/05/14 03:20 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

the alternitive the beinning the sin the begin see ya out the window to and fro back again from there we begin back again to start again to see again to begin that time that space those drums that cymbal those sticks pick


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