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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19458038 - 01/22/14 03:08 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

Lol.

Times have really changed.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19458339 - 01/22/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Lol.

Times have really changed.



Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Lol.

Times have really changed.



Thats what time DOES!!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #19458402 - 01/22/14 04:15 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

NASA ADMITS ALCUBIERRE DRIVE INITIATIVE: FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT

faster-than-light-300x225NASA is currently working on the first practical field test toward the possibility of faster than light travel.
Traveling faster than light has always been attributed to science fiction, but that all changed when Harold White and his team at NASA started to work on and tweak the Alcubierre Drive. Special relativity may hold true, but to travel faster or at the speed of light we might not need a craft that can travel at that speed. The solution might be to place a craft within a space that is moving faster than the speed of light! Therefore the craft itself does not have to travel at the speed of light from it’s own type of propulsion system.

It’s easier to think about if you think in terms of a flat escalator in an airport. The escalator moves faster than you are walking! In this case, the space encompassing the ship would be moving faster than the ship could fly, keeping all the matter of the ship intact. Therefore, we can move faster than light, in a massless cloud of space-time.

What is the Alcubierre Drive? It’s actually based on Einsteins field equations, it suggests that a spacecraft could achieve faster-than-light travel. Rather than exceed the speed of light alone in a craft, a spacecraft would leap long distances by contracting space in front of it and expanding space behind it. This would result in faster than light travel (1). Physicist Miguel Alcubierre was the first that we know to identify this possibility. He described it as remaining still on a flat piece of space-time inside a warp bubble that was made to move at “superluminal” (faster than light) velocity. We must not forget that space-time can be warped and distorted, it can be moved. But what about moving sections of space-time that’s created by expanding space-time behind the ship, and by contracting space-time in front of the ship?

This type of concept was also recently illustrated by Mathematician James Hill and Barry Cox at the University of Adelaide. They published a paper in the journal proceedings of the Royal Society A: Mathematical and Physical Sciences (3).

It was once believed that Einsteins theory of special relativity means that faster than light travel is just not possible. This is a misconception, special relativity simply states that the distance you travel depends on how fast you move, for how long you’re moving for. So if you are driving at 70 mph you will have covered 70 miles in one hour. The confusing part is that, no matter how fast you are moving you will always see the speed of light as being the same. It’s similar to sound, if you close your eyes and imagine that the only sense you have is hearing, you will identify things by how they sound. So if a car is driving at a rapid speed and honks its horn, we know that the horn is always tooting the same tone, it’s just the car’s motion that made it appear to change.



Special relativity also showed us that the atoms and molecules that make up matter are connected by electromagnetic fields, the same stuff light is made up of. The object that would break the light speed barrier is made up of the same stuff as the barrier itself. How can an object travel faster than that which links it’s atoms? This was the barrier.

The only problem with our modern day science is that creating distortions in space-time require energy densities that are not yet possible for humans, or so they say. NASA scientists are currently working on tweaking Alcubierre’s model.

Faster-than-light travel, also known as hyper space or “warp” drive from what the masses know for sure is currently at the level of speculation. Although there is already a lot of evidence that shows it is possible and has already been accomplished, mainstream science is still catching up. We are at the point right now where faster-than-light travel is still theoretical, but possible.

At the same time, we have to look at other factors that are now coming to light. As former NASA Astronaut and Princeton Physics Professor Dr, Brian O’leary Illustrates. This topic has recently had another media explosion and congress recently discussed and looked at evidence for Earth like planets recently found by Kepler Telescopes. Three “super-Earths” to be exact that are most probably teeming with life (4). Furthermore, former congressmen and women recently participated in a citizens hearing on the subject of UFOs a few weeks ago. You can read more about that here. I’ve used this video in many articles before, but it’s just a great clip from when Dr O’leary was still with us.


UFOs and the technology behind it should not be subject to speculation. Odds are we have retrieved some of that technology, or manufactured some ourselves. Some of our science may not be so theoretical after all.

“We now have the technology to take ET home” – Ben Rich

Sources:

http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20110015936_2011016932.pdf

http://www.technewsdaily.com/18051-star-trek-warp-drive-possible.html

(1) http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/warpstat_prt.htm

(2)http://www.livescience.com/23789-einstein-relativity-faster-than-light-travel.html

(3)http://www.space.com/17951-einstein-relativity-faster-than-light-travel.html

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/warpstat_prt.htm

http://techland.time.com/2012/09/19/nasa-actually-working-on-faster-than-light-warp-drive/

(4)http://www.space.com/21030-alien-earth-search-congress-hearing.html

Editors note: Original article can be found here.
Credit: Collective Evolution


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19458694 - 01/22/14 05:06 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

ohh


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #19458851 - 01/22/14 05:38 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

:starecat:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19460114 - 01/22/14 10:26 PM (10 years, 8 days ago)

I poo'd during sex is this normal?

    ? asked 3 years ago

So me and my boyfriend of 9 months had finally decided we were ready to lose our virginities to eachother. Everything was going fine and we weren't doing any fancy positions just missionary i think it's called :S:S:S:S not an expert..

But yeah i felt a runny substance which i'd assumed he'd just came or i'd just been really wet but it was brown :S and came out my bum hole. This was my first time having sex, is this normal? and i dont really want to have sex again if i'm going to poo on myself....

this is really embarressing so serious answers please.
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    Tearjerker answered 3 years ago

wow. never heard of it, but i'm sure it can happen. i suggest seeing a doctor.

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    ♥katy answered 3 years ago
    I heard of this happening during anal sex, but not vaginally.
    Apparently a girl from my high school had anal with her bf, and there's a gland that if it's stimulated it will make you poop.
    But I'm not sure why it happened to you... That is kind of embarassing/sad. I hope it never happens to you again! :frown:
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    Alex answered 3 years ago
    well... idk how or why that happened. but... DONT GIVE UP!!! sex kicks ass. its a sensual release of emotions and passion... so... maybe u realeased more than u wanted. i wouldnt worry about that. clean up and be ready for round 2.
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    Sarah B answered 3 years ago
    it can happen but probably will not happen again. sorry it marred your experience.
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    Danielle answered 3 years ago
    No, I'm pretty sure that's not normal. You sure it wasn't blood?
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    Kassandra Rivera answered 3 years ago
    thats so gross...go poop before you have sex!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19460572 - 01/23/14 12:29 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

utter complete sense

:sexymeow:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19460584 - 01/23/14 12:34 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
NASA ADMITS ALCUBIERRE DRIVE INITIATIVE: FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT

faster-than-light-300x225NASA is currently working on the first practical field test toward the possibility of faster than light travel.
Traveling faster than light has always been attributed to science fiction, but that all changed when Harold White and his team at NASA started to work on and tweak the Alcubierre Drive. Special relativity may hold true, but to travel faster or at the speed of light we might not need a craft that can travel at that speed. The solution might be to place a craft within a space that is moving faster than the speed of light! Therefore the craft itself does not have to travel at the speed of light from it’s own type of propulsion system.

It’s easier to think about if you think in terms of a flat escalator in an airport. The escalator moves faster than you are walking! In this case, the space encompassing the ship would be moving faster than the ship could fly, keeping all the matter of the ship intact. Therefore, we can move faster than light, in a massless cloud of space-time.

What is the Alcubierre Drive? It’s actually based on Einsteins field equations, it suggests that a spacecraft could achieve faster-than-light travel. Rather than exceed the speed of light alone in a craft, a spacecraft would leap long distances by contracting space in front of it and expanding space behind it. This would result in faster than light travel (1). Physicist Miguel Alcubierre was the first that we know to identify this possibility. He described it as remaining still on a flat piece of space-time inside a warp bubble that was made to move at “superluminal” (faster than light) velocity. We must not forget that space-time can be warped and distorted, it can be moved. But what about moving sections of space-time that’s created by expanding space-time behind the ship, and by contracting space-time in front of the ship?

This type of concept was also recently illustrated by Mathematician James Hill and Barry Cox at the University of Adelaide. They published a paper in the journal proceedings of the Royal Society A: Mathematical and Physical Sciences (3).

It was once believed that Einsteins theory of special relativity means that faster than light travel is just not possible. This is a misconception, special relativity simply states that the distance you travel depends on how fast you move, for how long you’re moving for. So if you are driving at 70 mph you will have covered 70 miles in one hour. The confusing part is that, no matter how fast you are moving you will always see the speed of light as being the same. It’s similar to sound, if you close your eyes and imagine that the only sense you have is hearing, you will identify things by how they sound. So if a car is driving at a rapid speed and honks its horn, we know that the horn is always tooting the same tone, it’s just the car’s motion that made it appear to change.



Special relativity also showed us that the atoms and molecules that make up matter are connected by electromagnetic fields, the same stuff light is made up of. The object that would break the light speed barrier is made up of the same stuff as the barrier itself. How can an object travel faster than that which links it’s atoms? This was the barrier.

The only problem with our modern day science is that creating distortions in space-time require energy densities that are not yet possible for humans, or so they say. NASA scientists are currently working on tweaking Alcubierre’s model.

Faster-than-light travel, also known as hyper space or “warp” drive from what the masses know for sure is currently at the level of speculation. Although there is already a lot of evidence that shows it is possible and has already been accomplished, mainstream science is still catching up. We are at the point right now where faster-than-light travel is still theoretical, but possible.

At the same time, we have to look at other factors that are now coming to light. As former NASA Astronaut and Princeton Physics Professor Dr, Brian O’leary Illustrates. This topic has recently had another media explosion and congress recently discussed and looked at evidence for Earth like planets recently found by Kepler Telescopes. Three “super-Earths” to be exact that are most probably teeming with life (4). Furthermore, former congressmen and women recently participated in a citizens hearing on the subject of UFOs a few weeks ago. You can read more about that here. I’ve used this video in many articles before, but it’s just a great clip from when Dr O’leary was still with us.


UFOs and the technology behind it should not be subject to speculation. Odds are we have retrieved some of that technology, or manufactured some ourselves. Some of our science may not be so theoretical after all.

“We now have the technology to take ET home” – Ben Rich

Sources:

http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20110015936_2011016932.pdf

http://www.technewsdaily.com/18051-star-trek-warp-drive-possible.html

(1) http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/warpstat_prt.htm

(2)http://www.livescience.com/23789-einstein-relativity-faster-than-light-travel.html

(3)http://www.space.com/17951-einstein-relativity-faster-than-light-travel.html

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/warpstat_prt.htm

http://techland.time.com/2012/09/19/nasa-actually-working-on-faster-than-light-warp-drive/

(4)http://www.space.com/21030-alien-earth-search-congress-hearing.html

Editors note: Original article can be found here.
Credit: Collective Evolution



you just blew my fucking mind man i thought of that years ago what the fuck haha im fucking awesome


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19460610 - 01/23/14 12:49 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

In the nonsense thread? Hoax? All I know that sometimes hoaxes aren't hoaxes, and that something's that aren't hoaxes actually are.

:mindblown:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19460687 - 01/23/14 01:27 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19460688 - 01/23/14 01:28 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

Plus there's all those sources at the bottom of the page


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19460793 - 01/23/14 02:40 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

fuck wish I was born 200 years in the future

this is fucking bullshit


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #19460817 - 01/23/14 02:54 AM (10 years, 8 days ago)

Nah man, this is an exciting time to live in


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19460998 - 01/23/14 05:02 AM (10 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #19462632 - 01/23/14 01:39 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)

:kingcrankey: this is a nonsense thread.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19462696 - 01/23/14 01:51 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)

Yes it is and :kingcrankey: and all of his minions approve of it!

:peyotezen::supercrankey::crankdre: (the rest of them are busy atm)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: rulesq]
    #19462749 - 01/23/14 02:01 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19464206 - 01/23/14 07:08 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19464212 - 01/23/14 07:09 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19464229 - 01/23/14 07:11 PM (10 years, 7 days ago)



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