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Middleman

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Magenta]
#19083972 - 11/04/13 02:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: ChRnZN]
#19084067 - 11/04/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noodle473 said:

You're missing the point.
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FunkyBuddha
Mycophile


Registered: 08/17/13
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FINGERING YOUR POSTERIOR WITH THE WHAMMY BAR OF YOUR FIRST GUITAR ISN'T NORMAL. AFTER INJECTING 4 MARIJUANAS IT IS
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: FunkyBuddha]
#19084250 - 11/04/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My brain has gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of jail at all The morning shits cloud up my window.. and I can't pee at all And even if I could it'll all be gay,, put dick pictures on my wall It reminds me, that i fucked your dad, I fucked your pad
picture this.
A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giveing me the finger, and a duck
Edited by the mad machinest (11/04/13 07:13 AM)
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Eddeee
Observer/messenger



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and so a explanation and description of how the making of a human being was achieved. Dna Was collected through out the universe. All DNA comes from planets classified as Live Planets. These planets are quite rare and are only found on stars on the outer regions of galaxies.Your Galaxy The Milky way has only 7 such planets all located in the outer region of the swirls. The inner stars have planet but have to much Mass density and are to close to each other as a whole to form the right matrix to create life. The Live planets have just the right gravity placement that gives molecules the ability to coealles in to structures.These Molecular structures when photosynthesized have the ability to give off an electrical charge. This electrical charge in turn cause these molecular structures to form more complex structures and in time these structures develops into cells which evolve in to organism etc... But there is a limited to there evolution. What our goal is to accomplish is to create an organism That evolves rapidly and progresses with out limit. DNA was taken form several galaxies and harvested. It was found that DNA from other Galaxies where incompatible to the live planet Earth so we harvested DNA from the 7 live planes in the milky way,Most of the DNA comes from the star systems Palates, We found that was the most compatible to Earths DNS. The Dna was spliced together to achieve a living humanoid. The failures where many. Some of our creation where nothing more than blobs of flesh others hideous creatures with really mean and evil dispositions. Most were destroyed immediately. After 3,000,000 earth years where we able to finally make the perfect Human being. This happened abut 6,789 earth years. By finding the sequence XY XX that combination was the most reliable and promising. Once the humans where crated. DNA from exsiting primates were inserted after sensitizing them with super charged particles of proton light. This causes the ability to learn right from wrong and free will. Thought adjuster were brought from every corner of the universe to help with guidance of the new species. After the debacle with the Green race and The pruple race. It was decided through a vote to slow down the experiment, to give more time for the upbringing of thought adjusters. IN to days modern times the humans have reproduced to a Point where there is a shortage of thought adjusters. It is that reason that it is speculated not knowing right from wrong is the reason there is so much kaos in today modern world. But hold on. It is designed that way. The less people the more survival. It will level out and all will be well again Until a Perfect Intelligent Being is formed from the original synthesized DNA,
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Sham87
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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: Eddeee]
#19085664 - 11/04/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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realize real eyes real lies.
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   ...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



Registered: 04/18/13
Posts: 4,249
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Re: There is a semen in my soup [Re: Sham87]
#19085816 - 11/04/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kim jan mike Sam Dan ate cans for the military and came across the beast and the beset newest great ties your foot can grasp!!! dem carolers come round Makin tennis racquets and vibrating the gorbanza beans to full potion tips!
I can smell your hair sham it huts in 87 ways on tuesday!
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LittleBill
Taylor'd

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The Key is under the turtle.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Quote:
Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:
Noodle473 said:

You're missing the point.

:killitwithfire:
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: Synthe]
#19086174 - 11/04/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said:
Quote:
Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:
Noodle473 said:

You're missing the point.

:killitwithfire:
Awww play nice, the loli's never did anything to you

P.s. ....dont talk shit about loli... they will kill you.... no one escapes the loli... especially the loli waffen ss

-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
Edited by Invisible_Woe (11/04/13 05:59 PM)
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ChRnZN
Din of Doom


Registered: 12/21/08
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i am afraid
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Konyap

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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: ChRnZN]
#19086623 - 11/04/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noodle473 said: i am afraid
i'm going to jail
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Konyap

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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: Konyap]
#19086632 - 11/04/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: Konyap]
#19086645 - 11/04/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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ChRnZN
Din of Doom


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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: ChRnZN]
#19088567 - 11/05/13 03:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noodle473 said:

Im listening to bucket head right now lol crazy.
He is an AMAZING musician! And im serious. All sorts of genres check him out.
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ChRnZN
Din of Doom


Registered: 12/21/08
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looky looky! it's a bucketbot!
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ChRnZN
Din of Doom


Registered: 12/21/08
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Loc: ADK
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Re: There is a loli in my soup [Re: ChRnZN]
#19102850 - 11/07/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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supernal debauchery
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SalviaGod
Bad Person, Good Guy



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Re: There is a snake in my boot [Re: ChRnZN]
#19102887 - 11/07/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis so we can put it on the bunny.
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