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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: twighead]
    #19024570 - 10/24/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sima sima huuh huuuhf


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: twighead]
    #19024668 - 10/24/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hello all this is your  official spokesman and comentor here on the Official utter nonsence thread. Well its been great so far my first week in office. Just want to let you all in on some of the progects we are working on. and some of our acomplishment thus far. But first I see that the Loli Waffen are coming and this is something we have to prepare for. So what im going to do for you all as your spoesman is im asking for a 50% Raise for everone on this thread. Although that just a starting point. I don't think I can get that but I do think a 35% raise is what they weill cave in for. I have a bit of insider info. Thanks Sheekel. YOu have to admit that a 35% raise is better than what you have now.  So this little extra will be used to design clothing that the Loli Waffen canot penetrate.

We have some progress in the drkkenny epic. I hope he is enjoying his new sleep schduael. Thanks again Mad Mechianist. ( an offical honorable mention and kudo do you bro.)  At the momment though drkkenny is MIA. Perhapes he is out with the Queen of England.  His last party that she was invited to,  she looked a bit bord so i think maybe they skiped town together.I belive some of our folks in the intlegence community picked up some cell phone chatter indicating that might be the case..
  About the Wife problem. Dyplomesy won out thank god. Although the commitee is still a bit divded, We finnally came all together with a consenses and i am, happy to tell you, that a plan  has been develope and fromulated, to help elemnate this issue. Our plan, is to send our specal inspectors to identify,verify, and then remove The Golf wife, The Beach Wife, and The Tennis Wife. Once Removed from the current situation, The Beach Wife and The Tennis Wife and The Golf Wife will will be nuteralized and all be transformed into, Good Little Nice Wife That Gives Me No Crap.
This will take a little time to verify, under the current situation and conflect but Im sure, with  the extrodenary capabitlaties of our people in the field, we can accomplish this goal.


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: Eddeee]
    #19024680 - 10/24/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hey everyone :hippie:. what a beautiful day it is today. im about to eat and drink my tea. maybe later i will take a stroll through the park to clear my head. how's is everyones morning today? :hippie:


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: zZZz]
    #19024781 - 10/24/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

zZZz Im glad to see your ok. yesterday I was a bit worried. YOu seemed a bit upset. Glad to see you have come to your senses. A stroll in the park to clear your head. Great Idea Just remember when you get all upset like that you just have sit back and calm the hell down. Have a great walk.


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: Eddeee]
    #19024834 - 10/24/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

eddeee, if that is your real name. you aren't making any sense. no one here is making any sense. in fact i question the mentality of you people. what the fuck are you saying, YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE, WHAT IS THIS THE NONSENSE THREAD!!!??....


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: zZZz]
    #19024933 - 10/24/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sensing feels good sometimes. Then again a lot of things do.


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: zZZz]
    #19025049 - 10/24/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ZzzZ Thank you for your concern. I always appreceat good and constructive feed back.  even Critisisem is accepted if it is constructive.As your offical utter  nonsence Thread spokes person. One of my duties is to explain things.d. Perhapes you are not aware of the meaning of UTTER NONSENCE

NONSENCE. non·sense
noun \ˈnän-ˌsen(t)s, ˈnän(t)-sən(t)s\

: words or ideas that are foolish or untrue

: behavior that is silly, annoying, or unkind

: language that has no meaning

UTTER
ut·ter
1 [uht-er] Show IPA
verb (used with object)
1.
to give audible expression to; speak or pronounce: unable to utter her feelings; Words were uttered in my hearing.
2.
to give forth (cries, notes, etc.) with the voice: to utter a sigh.
3.
Phonetics . to produce (speech sounds, speechlike sounds, syllables, words, etc.) audibly, with or without reference to formal language.
4.
to express (oneself or itself), especially in words.
So To Utter nonsecne would to speak foolishly or make no sence
I hope that I have cleared this up for you. The Thread is designed to make no sence but in the over all aspect of its epic size it make perfect sence. If I can be of any other assistance to you feel free to contacted me or my represenitivs at the office.We are always happy to serve you.
Looking forward to your next thread. I espcally like the ones were you go get something to eat. Keep up the good work.


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: Eddeee]
    #19025146 - 10/24/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is going nowhere..


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Re: Im telling you the loli waffen is coming. [Re: MycoPirate]
    #19025252 - 10/24/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Of Course this Thread is'ent going any where .It is designed to stand staionary.It changes by not chaning at all, Every thing revovles round this Thread. The sun the moon the univers is in a constant motion yet this thread stands still and every thing we know evovles arund it. It is very baffeling indeed and we have experts who have been working tirless to unravel the mystry of how all that works It is truley the only thread of its kind. It defyes imagination and reality and anything that might be factual in the least I see your a Newbee with only 73 post. So Id like to Welcome you. If you ever have any questons or conserns pleas contact one of our representives at the office. Thanks for our input.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
    #19025424 - 10/24/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Legalize murder!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #19025836 - 10/24/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Support!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: billy95]
    #19026437 - 10/24/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
    #19026648 - 10/24/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

More is less!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Individual]
    #19026687 - 10/24/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

drunk, underage, Scandinavian girls



when you see it, youll shit brix


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #19027647 - 10/24/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Legalize murder!




MinnesnowtaNice If you want to Legalize murder there is a procedure you will have to follow.I will explain to you what that intails. First you need to fill out a request form. On the top line Where it reads REQUEST
you will write Legalize murder. Im going to give you a special number which is your processing code.You will write this number next where you wrote Legalize Murder.Ok this is your processing code number PC-AJXKL23445658843812000043400MB004444593003000000037859001. Now this number will enable us to bring up you request relativly quickly if need be. On the bottom of the form there is a spot that reads Reson for Request. Go aheaad and write out  all reasons for this request,get witnesses and other suporters to write there reasons If need be you can use a seperate peice of paper. You can  use regular note book paper as long as you intiale it at the end of each line other wise you will have to use Leagal paper.
Ok once that is compleated submite that form to the Centeral Committe
There they will take a look at it, Most likely they will debate it a bit and from there they will decide what department would best sute your request. Most likely I see this going to the special reserch branch of our instituion. There it will be debated on it merits Its pros and cons and if enough members there decide this is a good Idea it will be  sent back to the Centeral comittee where the Chief Counsle of the Commitee will decide to take it to the floor for a vote or not. If it goes to the flore and  passes Then it is sent to the finance commitee to determin the cost of its emplication so a budget can be created. Then off to me to sign. Just to let you know I usually sign everthing that pases the commitee. Now the Chief Counsle of the commitee can kill the whole thing rite then and there. so it will never see the floore. But you can submite the same request up to three times. If it fails for the third time then you can put up to the shroomery comunity for a vote. Thats a little change I implecated a while back for our members convenance. The whole process can take up to 5 months. If you really want this to pass you should hit up sheekle to do some lobying for you. I here his brother Is married to the Chief Counlse of the  commitee's sister. He might have some pull there. Ok I hope this helps if you have any other questions feel free to contact our office and talk to one of my representive. Good luck to you.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
    #19027761 - 10/24/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Check out the chick's chin the bottom left


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19027893 - 10/24/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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drunk, underage, Scandinavian girls



when you see it, youll shit brix




the only thing i see wrong is this bitch on the front lefts face and massive chin.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19028151 - 10/24/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

put a bird on it merzy



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KLEETZ SEMEN BEANZ JAMZ MY ANUS [Re: Eddeee]
    #19028424 - 10/24/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

as a newly semen soaked head member for th utter butter Frankinsense bread I say this thread should be beans and got panealous giro gorp bloors.:shrug:

Capsicum annuum and malachite corvanders make candle branzziemez.. faggots...


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Eddeee said:
Quote:

MinnesnowtaNice said:
Legalize murder!




MinnesnowtaNice If you want to Legalize murder there is a procedure you will have to follow.I will explain to you what that intails. First you need to fill out a request form. On the top line Where it reads REQUEST
you will write Legalize murder. Im going to give you a special number which is your processing code.You will write this number next where you wrote Legalize Murder.Ok this is your processing code number PC-AJXKL23445658843812000043400MB004444593003000000037859001. Now this number will enable us to bring up you request relativly quickly if need be. On the bottom of the form there is a spot that reads Reson for Request. Go aheaad and write out  all reasons for this request,get witnesses and other suporters to write there reasons If need be you can use a seperate peice of paper. You can  use regular note book paper as long as you intiale it at the end of each line other wise you will have to use Leagal paper.
Ok once that is compleated submite that form to the Centeral Committe
There they will take a look at it, Most likely they will debate it a bit and from there they will decide what department would best sute your request. Most likely I see this going to the special reserch branch of our instituion. There it will be debated on it merits Its pros and cons and if enough members there decide this is a good Idea it will be  sent back to the Centeral comittee where the Chief Counsle of the Commitee will decide to take it to the floor for a vote or not. If it goes to the flore and  passes Then it is sent to the finance commitee to determin the cost of its emplication so a budget can be created. Then off to me to sign. Just to let you know I usually sign everthing that pases the commitee. Now the Chief Counsle of the commitee can kill the whole thing rite then and there. so it will never see the floore. But you can submite the same request up to three times. If it fails for the third time then you can put up to the shroomery comunity for a vote. Thats a little change I implecated a while back for our members convenance. The whole process can take up to 5 months. If you really want this to pass you should hit up sheekle to do some lobying for you. I here his brother Is married to the Chief Counlse of the  commitee's sister. He might have some pull there. Ok I hope this helps if you have any other questions feel free to contact our office and talk to one of my representive. Good luck to you.




glad that law passed!! it's good to see such Beanz on the scale and more paw paw in the mufflers brah!!!

btw the guacamole gave me the worst wurst gohnoria since synths mom!!!
I had basket ball sized toe nails for 1 or 78 days man!!:eek:

:whacker:

in the way that was sooo great that you got the entire committee to approve the death of all the dead corvants at the gay bar!!!! and the slurp club;)


oh and nice explanation on the murder form:thumbup:
that's the only way it can be vivid and sharp!!!!

thanks for the hookers y'all!:peace::sun:


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Re: KLEETZ SEMEN BEANZ JAMZ MY ANUS [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19028444 - 10/24/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh and I would suck the fuck out of my ass for kitty pron!! I luvs dem torkanglapounraughtrwachpus!!


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