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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Magenta]
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Interesting. I did not vote for you ether. but if drkkenny let his wife not wake him up before he started dreaming his interpretion of the dream he was dreaming would of been enhanced 20 fold. Now we all know it is common knowledge that letting his wife wake him in the middle of the dream would only bring on less emotion to future events that may or may not unfold in drkkenny life. But if you take this same scenario and reverse it and have drkkenny's wife dreaming and not wanting to be woke up then the out come of this complex situation would be reversed in a way that would totally influence others to be spectators of there own true life adventures. With that being said, If the wife got to finish her dream and then was woke up then a breakfast of hash brown and eggs are surly in order. But what I really don't understand is that if drkkenny is asleep why is his wife awake trying not to wake him? That is the real question.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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hey all! i had a great nap and ended up waking up around 12am. so now here i am writing this and maybe i will make some tea later. well, gotta go, im almost to the bridge now, oh shit, i forgot, how am i suppose send this shit out?.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
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Well ZZZz Thank you for that great update on your boring pathetic life. I always find your post so amusing. I especially like the one that Read you where hungry and you got yourself something to eat. That totally blew me away. As far as tea is concerned. Let me clarify something. Wake up and then drink tea or Drink Tea before you go to bed? I was always told although I do not have any factual basis for an opinion on this matter but I was told that Real men drink Coffee. Tea is for sissies No i don't have an opinion on this statement simply for the fact that on occasion i have been known to sip a bit of tea. But only before bed time and never after. Ok Propensity Way to go. Good Job on that speaking in tongues. clap clap clap Standing ovation
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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Eddeee said: I just want to say thank you all for this wonderful opportunity you all have given me. I'm really shocked, Im so surprised. It just totally floored me. I can not belive that I have been nominated the utter nonsence thread official commentator and spokesman. It is such an honor to serve you all. And that little award you all gave me for the best nonsence ever read on a shroomery thread took me by complete surprise. And that little trophy and big Check for 100 dollars WOW that was great. I took it to the bank to cash it and they kind of laughed at me though well, I guess the real one is in the mail. As your new spokes man and Commentator let me tell you what I will do for you. First though I'd like to talk a little bit about Avocado's. Damn Last year they were 50 cents apiece. Now 1.99 and they are stamped ORGANIC.WTF What the hell does that mean? They came from someones back yard and birds crapped all over them. I should of kept my mouth shut. Now that thats out of the way. First As your spokes man and Commentator.I well periodically monitor all post on the utter nonsence thread and give a commentary on how the nonsence was written. If the nonsence is in good taste and if in fact it is truly utter nonsence. I have found That some post on this thread are actually very factual. which to be perfectly honest with you makes absolutely no sence on an utter non sence Thread. I hope that you all realize this thread is the most popular of all the threads on shroomery. This is the place to be heard and as your spokesman I will do my best to try and insure that you will be heard. I have come up with a few rules for this thread. Rule #1 There are no rules Rule#2 no one is aloud to make rules Rule #3 All ways be nice until you get pissed off. If we follow these simple rules this will insure that the nonsence you spew from yourselves will be true and pure, If we all just stick together we can create the best crap anyone has ever read. Once again Thank you all for this great Honor to be your Spokesman your Commentator and your Friend. May The shrooms always grow in YOUR yard God bless you all.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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My wife is waking me up for Tennis last night. she said it before I went to bed, but they said that my wife was pretending to be my real one. She said that she actually suggested to a friend to advise my brother to play me a song before I leave for I needed encouragement, I was about to do something I never did before doing it. I didn't even notice that my wife didn't really want to wake me up, she decided she was going to wake my brother up instead of me. She also said that she never was going back to my sisters house because she was speaking proper nonsense to her and she didn't find it matched her. She said they didn't speak the way she did, that she had adopted a method of presenting herself which had a foreign substance implemented in the crafting of the sentence which she installed on the waves.
She would also no longer go to the beach with the same people she went with last week, she saw that they had left her for another girl instead. The group actually was waiting for them to return to the beach, they had been swimming all day and hadn't even been aware that people were waiting for them back home. Not that they ever imagined returning home with paradise laid at their feet, since they could never feel they deserved this paradise, as if they had to earn it in some way that would grant it to permit you to embellish its reality. For some realities might produce a dimension which factors in a number of different worlds simultaneously, but without them appearing to correlate to one consistent whole. For some realities do not replicate anything similar to a previous world revealed. A world which no longer is ever going to be revealed again, since after it has appeared it no longer will have any future directions it may persist in.
My wife is coming home from golf in about ten minutes, she just called me as I was exiting the shower, I heard my phone ring and I felt obligated to answer it. Though my friend also wanted to talk to me right now, he didn't know who else to turn to so I was, being a jolly well good friend, decided to ignore my wife and speak to my wife instead. Though this small fidelity was regarded by my wife as being in bad taste, I, being a great loyal patron of the arts whom never betrayed his calling, decided that she would instantly forgive me by my conjuring up a world decorated with milky delights. For some worlds might be able to provide much more pleasure for the ladies, indeed, some may go as far to say that certain worlds conjured up by those whom make it there responsibility to provide pleasure to people without seeming overly anxious to present it.
Sometimes the woman will follow me at of the casino, if I just canceled my plans to walk in the forest with my wife, because at times I would wish to go out to the casino instead of spending time with my wife. I would gamble away all of our money in one transaction, as the transaction begins I realize I was taken in by immense desire to exchange this transaction, I couldn't resist the temptation associated with accepting this transaction, but my wife ran up to me right before I decided to accept it, and plead for me to not ever accept that proposal on account of wishing to pursue other clients.
I opened a bank in New York three years ago. I never talked to any business men before I decided to open one there. I actually hadn't seen any business men in my neighborhood for atleast a year. I remember one year many of them came here but I never spoke to them, my mom spoke to them for me. She would usually start speaking over me so I could never express myself, she would always be talking so I never could present my own case in some ways.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkkenny]
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drkkenny said: My wife is waking me up for Tennis last night. she said it before I went to bed, but they said that my wife was pretending to be my real one. She said that she actually suggested to a friend to advise my brother to play me a song before I leave for I needed encouragement, I was about to do something I never did before doing it. I didn't even notice that my wife didn't really want to wake me up, she decided she was going to wake my brother up instead of me. She also said that she never was going back to my sisters house because she was speaking proper nonsense to her and she didn't find it matched her. She said they didn't speak the way she did, that she had adopted a method of presenting herself which had a foreign substance implemented in the crafting of the sentence which she installed on the waves.
She would also no longer go to the beach with the same people she went with last week, she saw that they had left her for another girl instead. The group actually was waiting for them to return to the beach, they had been swimming all day and hadn't even been aware that people were waiting for them back home. Not that they ever imagined returning home with paradise laid at their feet, since they could never feel they deserved this paradise, as if they had to earn it in some way that would grant it to permit you to embellish its reality. For some realities might produce a dimension which factors in a number of different worlds simultaneously, but without them appearing to correlate to one consistent whole. For some realities do not replicate anything similar to a previous world revealed. A world which no longer is ever going to be revealed again, since after it has appeared it no longer will have any future directions it may persist in.
My wife is coming home from golf in about ten minutes, she just called me as I was exiting the shower, I heard my phone ring and I felt obligated to answer it. Though my friend also wanted to talk to me right now, he didn't know who else to turn to so I was, being a jolly well good friend, decided to ignore my wife and speak to my wife instead. Though this small fidelity was regarded by my wife as being in bad taste, I, being a great loyal patron of the arts whom never betrayed his calling, decided that she would instantly forgive me by my conjuring up a world decorated with milky delights. For some worlds might be able to provide much more pleasure for the ladies, indeed, some may go as far to say that certain worlds conjured up by those whom make it there responsibility to provide pleasure to people without seeming overly anxious to present it.
Sometimes the woman will follow me at of the casino, if I just canceled my plans to walk in the forest with my wife, because at times I would wish to go out to the casino instead of spending time with my wife. I would gamble away all of our money in one transaction, as the transaction begins I realize I was taken in by immense desire to exchange this transaction, I couldn't resist the temptation associated with accepting this transaction, but my wife ran up to me right before I decided to accept it, and plead for me to not ever accept that proposal on account of wishing to pursue other clients.
I opened a bank in New York three years ago. I never talked to any business men before I decided to open one there. I actually hadn't seen any business men in my neighborhood for at least a year. I remember one year many of them came here but I never spoke to them, my mom spoke to them for me. She would usually start speaking over me so I could never express myself, she would always be talking so I never could present my own case in some ways.
Well Drkkenny I feel your pain and Im here for you man. I think you have what is called a psykcosymatic involuntary wife problem with interrupted rapid empty eye movement syndrome. Or what us PH D's like to call IREEMS. I noticed that you have a tennis wife a beach wife and a golf wife and your always asleep being woken up. I have evaluated this situation with my colleagues and some other prominent people that know about such things. We discussed your predicament thoroughly for over 3 hours, over guacamole and cherry soda and came up with this equation Tennis wife X Golf wife + Beach wife divided by three business men and a bank X .5= one wife going to a movie late at night. Maybe the Rocky horror picture show. So that is the equations we all came up regarding your situation and we feel it would be best that you sleep primarily during the hours of 2 and 4 30 am and 3 pm to 7 pm. Also it would behoove you if every one you have met in the last 24 Hours, Go ahead and contact those people and say la la la la la at least 8 times in a high voice. This should eliminate about 87% of this complex situation you have found yourself in. So that is the Math and we both know that Math is science and it is the truth. I feel deeply sorry that I had to be the one to break this news to you but really most people cope rather well when confronted with such news. But Drkkenny I like you. You seem like an ok guy so Im going to go ahead try and work another equation out for you so we can maybe up those Percentage points.
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http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/main-topics/general-news/ancient-egyptians-links-to-yorkshire-uncovered-1-6054968
Ancient Egyptians’ links to Yorkshire uncovered
Published on the 17 September 2013
DATING back five millennia in a land thousands of miles away, Ancient Egypt could scarcely seem further removed from modern day Yorkshire.
But now the “amazing” discovery that Egyptian mummies were buried near Barnsley nearly 2,000 years ago has been revealed by the curator of a new exhibition which shows the civilisation has closer links with the region than ever previously imagined.
Egyptologist Joann Fletcher, who was born in the town,
said: “There is more and
more evidence that this was happening and we are undertaking scientific analysis to underpin this really amazing possibility.
“You don’t think 2,000 years ago that Ancient Egyptians came to Yorkshire – but they did.”
The practice of enbalming and wrapping the dead in linen was brought to England by the Romans, the University of York professor and BBC TV presenter said.
But analysis of bones found in Yorkshire dating back to this time has found some of the mummies were born and raised in North Africa.
“It really does widen your horizons – in some ways it blows your mind,” she said.
The Romans Are Coming exhibition, which is now open at the new Experience Barnsley museum at the town hall, features an AD 300-400 mummy cast that would have encased a child’s body.
Gypsum plaster was used to cover embalmed, linen-wrapped corpses to protect them from Yorkshire’s damp climate.
“We have certainly got evidence that the Romans in our part of the world were embalming, mummifying and wrapping in linen their dead, according to – we believe – Egyptian customs,” she said.
Examples of this have been discovered in Pollington, a few miles north of Barnsley and Doncaster, as well as in York and Castleford.
And evidence of burial sites around Thurnscoe, near Barnsley, has also recently been found, Dr Fletcher said.
“More work needs to be done because this is just the tip of the iceberg,” she added.
“I’m wanting to put together a comprehensive picture of the whole of the Barnsley area – where people lived, where they farmed, where they worked, where they were buried, where they worshipped.”
She added: “Come back in 10 years and we’ll have a much better idea.
“We’ve only just started looking to be honest, because until very recently who knew these existed?”
Egypt became part of the Roman Empire when Mark Antony and Cleopatra VII – the last pharaoh – were defeated at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC.
Their customs and artefacts were subsequently spread across the world as the Romans conquered more and more nations.
A coin minted in the year of their downfall and found among a treasure hoard in Darfield, near Barnsley, also features in the exhibition.
Dr Fletcher said the discovery of the silver piece, which features an image of Mark Antony and was made just before “one of the greatest battles, the most decisive battles, in world history”, had blown her mind.
“They had minted these coins to pay their legions, to pay for the 500 war ships Cleopatra herself had funded – and of course these coins then end up in Darfield,” she said.
Bronze figurines of Egyptian gods Isis, Serapis and Apis discovered in the region also feature in the exhibition alongside a collection of Roman pottery, jewellery, clothing and coins.
It is the first time the artefacts from the Barnsley area – many of which were being stored at museums in Doncaster, Sheffield and beyond – have been brought together.
“It is a very, very special exhibition,” said Dr Fletcher, who said there had largely been “tumbleweed” in South Yorkshire when it came to the history of Roman Britain until now.
“It’s the first of its kind in this wonderful museum and it’s basically the first of many temporary exhibitions looking at the wealth of artefacts in Barnsley.
“We have been able to look at the evidence and put it on the map for the first time.”
Dr Fletcher will be giving a talk, Barnsley, Egypt and Beyond, at the museum on Saturday, October 19. The exhibition runs until Sunday, January 5, 2014. For more information visit
www.experience-barnsley.com.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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drkkenny said: My wife is waking me up for Tennis last night. she said it before I went to bed, but they said that my wife was pretending to be my real one. She said that she actually suggested to a friend to advise my brother to play me a song before I leave for I needed encouragement, I was about to do something I never did before doing it. I didn't even notice that my wife didn't really want to wake me up, she decided she was going to wake my brother up instead of me. She also said that she never was going back to my sisters house because she was speaking proper nonsense to her and she didn't find it matched her. She said they didn't speak the way she did, that she had adopted a method of presenting herself which had a foreign substance implemented in the crafting of the sentence which she installed on the waves.
She would also no longer go to the beach with the same people she went with last week, she saw that they had left her for another girl instead. The group actually was waiting for them to return to the beach, they had been swimming all day and hadn't even been aware that people were waiting for them back home. Not that they ever imagined returning home with paradise laid at their feet, since they could never feel they deserved this paradise, as if they had to earn it in some way that would grant it to permit you to embellish its reality. For some realities might produce a dimension which factors in a number of different worlds simultaneously, but without them appearing to correlate to one consistent whole. For some realities do not replicate anything similar to a previous world revealed. A world which no longer is ever going to be revealed again, since after it has appeared it no longer will have any future directions it may persist in.
My wife is coming home from golf in about ten minutes, she just called me as I was exiting the shower, I heard my phone ring and I felt obligated to answer it. Though my friend also wanted to talk to me right now, he didn't know who else to turn to so I was, being a jolly well good friend, decided to ignore my wife and speak to my wife instead. Though this small fidelity was regarded by my wife as being in bad taste, I, being a great loyal patron of the arts whom never betrayed his calling, decided that she would instantly forgive me by my conjuring up a world decorated with milky delights. For some worlds might be able to provide much more pleasure for the ladies, indeed, some may go as far to say that certain worlds conjured up by those whom make it there responsibility to provide pleasure to people without seeming overly anxious to present it.
Sometimes the woman will follow me at of the casino, if I just canceled my plans to walk in the forest with my wife, because at times I would wish to go out to the casino instead of spending time with my wife. I would gamble away all of our money in one transaction, as the transaction begins I realize I was taken in by immense desire to exchange this transaction, I couldn't resist the temptation associated with accepting this transaction, but my wife ran up to me right before I decided to accept it, and plead for me to not ever accept that proposal on account of wishing to pursue other clients.
I opened a bank in New York three years ago. I never talked to any business men before I decided to open one there. I actually hadn't seen any business men in my neighborhood for at least a year. I remember one year many of them came here but I never spoke to them, my mom spoke to them for me. She would usually start speaking over me so I could never express myself, she would always be talking so I never could present my own case in some ways.
Well Drkkenny I feel your pain and Im here for you man. I think you have what is called a psykcosymatic involuntary wife problem with interrupted rapid empty eye movement syndrome. Or what us PH D's like to call IREEMS. I noticed that you have a tennis wife a beach wife and a golf wife and your always asleep being woken up. I have evaluated this situation with my colleagues and some other prominent people that know about such things. We discussed your predicament thoroughly for over 3 hours, over guacamole and cherry soda and came up with this equation Tennis wife X Golf wife + Beach wife divided by three business men and a bank X .5= one wife going to a movie late at night. Maybe the Rocky horror picture show. So that is the equations we all came up regarding your situation and we feel it would be best that you sleep primarily during the hours of 2 and 4 30 am and 3 pm to 7 pm. Also it would behoove you if every one you have met in the last 24 Hours, Go ahead and contact those people and say la la la la la at least 8 times in a high voice. This should eliminate about 87% of this complex situation you have found yourself in. So that is the Math and we both know that Math is science and it is the truth. I feel deeply sorry that I had to be the one to break this news to you but really most people cope rather well when confronted with such news. But Drkkenny I like you. You seem like an ok guy so Im going to go ahead try and work another equation out for you so we can maybe up those Percentage points.
Eddeee, man I Gota tell ya! that was the moist important any 3.24 hours I ever spent with and with out you! thanks for the guacamole and cherry soda
that being said I a bit upset with the bed time schedule we have prescribed drkennny..
by my re-calculations I personally would reccomend the hours of 12:17 pm to 1:43 pl and 1:47 pm to 12:12 am. I believe if he were to follow this schedule he would alleviate his ailment. and the golf wife + tennis wife x beach wife/ by thr33 business men (squared) >#% x 1bank= plenty of time for drkenny to have his sleep and eat It too.
thanks Eddee for all the work you do and congrats on your recent commentater/spokesperson
now if drkenny ad the filibusters could get ahold of the glorious candy down in the court and scramble the fuck outa some eggs mom. I can't begin to stop. basil face called and wants his shirt back with té Lil boner on it........Aæäß and Fitch
this is serious business folks! remember to coat your camels with a thick layer of crisco. wore they get their wings. when I had my camel and forget to lather him in crisco he would grow Lil wings and smoke crack... so dilly dally if you like but your tv will be gone before you know it!! this has been a public service annulment.
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drkkenny said: My wife is waking me up for Tennis last night. she said it before I went to bed, but they said that my wife was pretending to be my real one. She said that she actually suggested to a friend to advise my brother to play me a song before I leave for I needed encouragement, I was about to do something I never did before doing it. I didn't even notice that my wife didn't really want to wake me up, she decided she was going to wake my brother up instead of me. She also said that she never was going back to my sisters house because she was speaking proper nonsense to her and she didn't find it matched her. She said they didn't speak the way she did, that she had adopted a method of presenting herself which had a foreign substance implemented in the crafting of the sentence which she installed on the waves.
She would also no longer go to the beach with the same people she went with last week, she saw that they had left her for another girl instead. The group actually was waiting for them to return to the beach, they had been swimming all day and hadn't even been aware that people were waiting for them back home. Not that they ever imagined returning home with paradise laid at their feet, since they could never feel they deserved this paradise, as if they had to earn it in some way that would grant it to permit you to embellish its reality. For some realities might produce a dimension which factors in a number of different worlds simultaneously, but without them appearing to correlate to one consistent whole. For some realities do not replicate anything similar to a previous world revealed. A world which no longer is ever going to be revealed again, since after it has appeared it no longer will have any future directions it may persist in.
My wife is coming home from golf in about ten minutes, she just called me as I was exiting the shower, I heard my phone ring and I felt obligated to answer it. Though my friend also wanted to talk to me right now, he didn't know who else to turn to so I was, being a jolly well good friend, decided to ignore my wife and speak to my wife instead. Though this small fidelity was regarded by my wife as being in bad taste, I, being a great loyal patron of the arts whom never betrayed his calling, decided that she would instantly forgive me by my conjuring up a world decorated with milky delights. For some worlds might be able to provide much more pleasure for the ladies, indeed, some may go as far to say that certain worlds conjured up by those whom make it there responsibility to provide pleasure to people without seeming overly anxious to present it.
Sometimes the woman will follow me at of the casino, if I just canceled my plans to walk in the forest with my wife, because at times I would wish to go out to the casino instead of spending time with my wife. I would gamble away all of our money in one transaction, as the transaction begins I realize I was taken in by immense desire to exchange this transaction, I couldn't resist the temptation associated with accepting this transaction, but my wife ran up to me right before I decided to accept it, and plead for me to not ever accept that proposal on account of wishing to pursue other clients.
I opened a bank in New York three years ago. I never talked to any business men before I decided to open one there. I actually hadn't seen any business men in my neighborhood for at least a year. I remember one year many of them came here but I never spoke to them, my mom spoke to them for me. She would usually start speaking over me so I could never express myself, she would always be talking so I never could present my own case in some ways.
Well Drkkenny I feel your pain and Im here for you man. I think you have what is called a psykcosymatic involuntary wife problem with interrupted rapid empty eye movement syndrome. Or what us PH D's like to call IREEMS. I noticed that you have a tennis wife a beach wife and a golf wife and your always asleep being woken up. I have evaluated this situation with my colleagues and some other prominent people that know about such things. We discussed your predicament thoroughly for over 3 hours, over guacamole and cherry soda and came up with this equation Tennis wife X Golf wife + Beach wife divided by three business men and a bank X .5= one wife going to a movie late at night. Maybe the Rocky horror picture show. So that is the equations we all came up regarding your situation and we feel it would be best that you sleep primarily during the hours of 2 and 4 30 am and 3 pm to 7 pm. Also it would behoove you if every one you have met in the last 24 Hours, Go ahead and contact those people and say la la la la la at least 8 times in a high voice. This should eliminate about 87% of this complex situation you have found yourself in. So that is the Math and we both know that Math is science and it is the truth. I feel deeply sorry that I had to be the one to break this news to you but really most people cope rather well when confronted with such news. But Drkkenny I like you. You seem like an ok guy so Im going to go ahead try and work another equation out for you so we can maybe up those Percentage points.
Eddeee, man I Gota tell ya! that was the moist important any 3.24 hours I ever spent with and with out you! thanks for the guacamole and cherry soda
that being said I a bit upset with the bed time schedule we have prescribed drkennny..
by my re-calculations I personally would reccomend the hours of 12:17 pm to 1:43 pl and 1:47 pm to 12:12 am. I believe if he were to follow this schedule he would alleviate his ailment. and the golf wife + tennis wife x beach wife/ by thr33 business men (squared) >#% x 1bank= plenty of time for drkenny to have his sleep and eat It too.
thanks Eddee for all the work you do and congrats on your recent commentater/spokesperson
now if drkenny ad the filibusters could get ahold of the glorious candy down in the court and scramble the fuck outa some eggs mom. I can't begin to stop. basil face called and wants his shirt back with té Lil boner on it........Aæäß and Fitch
this is serious business folks! remember to coat your camels with a thick layer of crisco. wore they get their wings. when I had my camel and forget to lather him in crisco he would grow Lil wings and smoke crack... so dilly dally if you like but your tv will be gone before you know it!! this has been a public service annulment.
Thank you Mad machinest for all the hard work you do as well. And yes what a 3.24 houre session of pure deplomecy debate negogation and profesinal primase did we observe. The gaucamole was a recepie suposebly created by the last Aztec ruller Cuauhetmoc. That is why it so good. But my x just says its becaue its organic. I guess the bird crap makes it taster. I looked at your recalcalation of drkkenny's equation. I must say, I like it. As you know, the prevoiuse equation was made in hast due to the urgency of the situation. It was designed to slowly wean drkkenny off sleep. But with this new enovated calculation,it actually gives so much sleep to drkkeeny that surley he will get really really tired of sleep and stop it all together. I like it. Its over the top.I think you are really on to something here. What Im ging to do is bring this up to the commitee and see if we can't just rush this through with out a special session I think this new equation will bring drkkenny's percentage points closer to 94%, I don't think we can get any better than that. But there is still the question regarding the wife. The debat continues to rage on with some of our newer members. Do we bomb or use diplomacy? Since things have stabalized for the momment I think Ill just let this one ride for a while until next session . Also I have yet to hear any imput from drkkenny and what he might think. Not that he is going to change anythng Since he is not a committee member. we can at least listen to his input. Now on to the next matter. Crisco Oil and camels. Now I have limited experance in this matter and I can see that you are well edgucated in such thing. My experance is limted in the fact I only had a weeks worth of training in this subject when I was in Grad School. So I seek your Advise. I only have the crisco lard in a can. Not the actual oil. I used it to make a pear/Kewilime pie and a fishstick casarol which in my opinon is not very good. I don't reccemend such a meal. But who knows it just might be me, But I degress. so should I use the lard or go out and perchuce the actual oil to lather up my camel. One thing that urks me more than anything is a roug camel smoking crack. Once again thanks for all the great Input. I think you really deserve a promotion in this institution for that great cacalation and Im going to try my best to get that passed through as well. At the very least an honeralbe mention is in order.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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hey everyone!, how was your sleep?. i hope all is well. i am about to make me some breakfast and then go to work. see you all later.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
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My first post had to be here haha
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: scratchgonzo]
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zZZz hey just calm down man. Your way to exsited, Maybe you should sit down and take a short breather before you venture out in the car. Safty safty safty.
Welcome Scratchgonzo. Just so you know by making this your first post on shroomery you may be called upon to do jury duty on this thread at some point in the future.
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Yall mist me.
I know it deep in my corroded cavity of blood pumpage.
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