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Konyap

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Re: you drank the koolaid too? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18691600 - 08/11/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just to let you know this pussy it the realest
I be giving it up for all the killas, dada da da da dough
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Edon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#18692193 - 08/11/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The number of monkeys with a wooden leg that it would take to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle is inversely proportional to to the number of times it has already occurred in an alternate reality.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Edon]
#18692273 - 08/11/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18693984 - 08/12/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yumm!
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Synthe
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
#18694178 - 08/12/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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every nownthen they put they mouth on me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18694511 - 08/12/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fount me a new hood!
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18700277 - 08/13/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Constantine
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Constantine]
#18701077 - 08/13/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Constantine said:

-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18701079 - 08/13/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
#18701650 - 08/13/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18701825 - 08/13/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck, the blue loo got blue goo on his shoes... AND THEY'RE NEW. Hi nice to meet ya, Im a fucking guillotine im standin on my money so none of you niggas seein me. I know ya cant stand It, pop another x pill Im making moves like a nigga cant stand still. Theyre always trying to accuse me of smoking weed. Shit gets too stressful, I need to smoke a bowl. Dont be tryna make that boy into chef boyardee, If big man slips and falls there'll be an earthquake in this bitch. Dont ask me questions you dont know the answer to. That is all.
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RockyRaccoon



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Synthe
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#18707125 - 08/14/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.
Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants) We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad) We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids. Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool. You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)
(You know) Now I'm thinking while we over there (We should) Lay down a couple states. (Yessir) Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.
Yeah Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu. Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany? No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win "But we did kick France's ass!" Yes you did, but who did not?
Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad!" We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again. They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million. I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!
Fuck y'all "Nein please don't blow us up!" Get fucked "But it was only a game!" Y'all suck "But we won't do it anymore!" You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!
Yeah Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white. We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans. (Yeah) Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think. Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.
When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec. (Oui Oui) And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please!" And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses. (Then) I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan". (Cause they all stupid) I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. Cause they had a bad earthquake.
Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18707164 - 08/14/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bob Ghandi
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SalviaGod]
#18707179 - 08/14/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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spric nah stoo, helf jeio ddhdhow nnnaaaahhnnaaoao. heckri neo tujahsimo.
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Synthe
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
#18707228 - 08/15/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#18707761 - 08/15/13 04:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tis a n you will see country 5 year read it all of thee should be dead old thread gets in ur head long ago it.
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Edon]
#18707922 - 08/15/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's.... It's..... IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18708078 - 08/15/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Reeking of whisky and wool
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