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OfflineKonyap

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18561160 - 07/15/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I just got my mom to agree to let our carrier handle long distance and faster internet.

That means I'll be able to buffer STREAMING HIGH QUALITY PORN.

:gameover:

and all of this

:woah:  :bearbreakdance:  :ohyou:  :guiltyascharged:  :innocentjoy:  :whatwhatwhat:
and this :hulk:  :snow:


and this :sploosh:  :rocketcrotch:  :rocketcrotch:  :yeahthatsfunny:  :maceyourface:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #18561226 - 07/15/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Then don't squeeze the pancake batter.



Time, huh. Time is an illusion, the only time now, is party time. :mastershake:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18561233 - 07/15/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard::kingtard:
:wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage::wizard::braindamage:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #18561338 - 07/15/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song


Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
    #18561364 - 07/15/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

^good story^:thumbup:



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18561374 - 07/15/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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:trees::trees:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18561390 - 07/15/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)







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:trees::trees:

:aweyeah::trippinbawelz::awecid:
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18561700 - 07/15/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha holy shit never seen the animorphs one :awepixel:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #18561736 - 07/15/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

H] Bioshock

W] Football Manager
W] Reus
W] Dead Island Riptide
W] Tomb Raider


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
    #18563134 - 07/15/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yes it is young one.


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“If the words ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’ don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.”
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: XenomorphiuS]
    #18563145 - 07/15/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
    #18564018 - 07/15/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

shop for: potatoes diapers


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18564021 - 07/15/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
    #18564952 - 07/16/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Gotlib]
    #18564964 - 07/16/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Gotlib]
    #18564965 - 07/16/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN:onfire:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cheshirect666]
    #18565089 - 07/16/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

AFOAF SMUUKED SO MUCH BANADINE N OVERDOSED

HIS ENFORCER UNCLE IS SUCH A BADASS WE KILLED AND SCALPED 33 MEN TOGETHER


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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太����������飲品 [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18565462 - 07/16/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Toe_Jam said:
Nigga was plait.



Quote:

Toe_Jam said:
Nigga was plaid.

See it's not really the same.

Sounds more like it though. Or really it doesn't but it looks like it does.




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NIGGA WAS PLAID.


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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22Carat wuz X [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18565491 - 07/16/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:dealwithit:


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Re: 22Carat wuz X [Re: 22Carat]
    #18565579 - 07/16/13 07:03 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:okay:


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