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Konyap

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I just got my mom to agree to let our carrier handle long distance and faster internet.
That means I'll be able to buffer STREAMING HIGH QUALITY PORN.
and all of this
and this
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#18561226 - 07/15/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Then don't squeeze the pancake batter.
Time, huh. Time is an illusion, the only time now, is party time.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18561233 - 07/15/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#18561338 - 07/15/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
Brain damage.. Way before my baby daughter Hailey I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin And had me in the position to beat me into submission He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!" The principal walked in (What's going on in here?) and started helpin him stomp me I made them think they beat me to death Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools "This is for every time you took my orange juice, or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good." I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. .. Made it home, later that same day Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!? Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!) She beat me over the head with the remote control opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?" [M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son" [E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!" Took it and stuck it back up in my head then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18561364 - 07/15/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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^good story^
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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The Ecstatic
Chilldog Extraordinaire


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hahaha holy shit never seen the animorphs one
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
#18561736 - 07/15/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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H] Bioshock
W] Football Manager W] Reus W] Dead Island Riptide W] Tomb Raider
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XenomorphiuS
Entity of the All Knowing



Registered: 07/13/13
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
#18563134 - 07/15/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes it is young one.
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Synthe
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: XenomorphiuS]
#18563145 - 07/15/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18564018 - 07/15/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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shop for: potatoes diapers
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Synthe
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By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18564952 - 07/16/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Gotlib]
#18564964 - 07/16/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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e-Top Crusade Against Pot April M. Short / AlterNet
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Zimmerman Verdict Declares Open Season on Black Boys Gary Younge / The Guardian
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The 5 Biggest Obscenities of Capitalism Today Paul Buchheit / AlterNet
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5 Pieces of Advice for Maintaining a Monogamous Relationship Without Going Crazy or Dying of Boredom Tracy Clark-Flory / Salon
Economy
James K. Galbraith: How to Stop the Path of Economic and Social Destruction James K. Galbraith / AlterNet
Media
Glenn Beck Unveils His Next Nutty Idea to His Followers at His Summer Gathering: I'm the Man in the Moon Alexander Zaitchik / Media Matters
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New Law Would Allow First Graders To Take NRA-Sponsored Gun Class Esther Yu-Hsi Lee / Think Progress
News & Politics
How Former Very Influential Revolving-Door Senators Give Corporate Propaganda Extraordinary Clout Ken Silverstein / Edmond J. Safra Center for Ethics
Books
Mining the World to Death Robert Jensen / AlterNet
Tea Party and the Right
Why Baby Boomer Bashing Is All the Rage for Republicans These Days Susan Zakin / Truthdig
Trayvon Martin Verdict: Don't Tell Black People Not to "Riot" Brittney Cooper / Salon
Belief
Does End Time Belief Really Cause Climate Change Apathy? Robin Globus Veldman / Religion Dispatches
George Zimmerman Acquitted in Trayvon Martin Case Richard Luscombe / The Guardian
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Journalism Is in a Disastrous State -- But for a Handful of Millionaire Pundits, It's a Wonderful Life Peter Hart / FAIR
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Netflix's Hilarious, Addictive New Series about Life at a Low-Security Women’s Prison Willa Paskin / Salon
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The Desperate Places My Sex Addiction Took Me James Wolfe / The Fix
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The 7 States Leading the Charge for Clean Energy Scott Thill / AlterNet
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Bill Moyers: Outrageous Bill Known As “The Animal and Ecological Terrorism Act” Seeks to Silence Big-Ag Whistleblowers (VIDEO) Bill Moyers / Bill Moyers
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Do You Fight Dirty? Jeremy Sherman / AlterNet
World
They Taser-Shocked Me and Called Me a Liar: A Bahraini Journalist's Saga in Detention Jasmin Ramsey / Inter Press Service
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The Medical Establishment's "Favorite" Doctor and His Crusade Against Supplements and Alternative Medicine Alison Rose Levy / AlterNet
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Rand Paul's Confederacy Scandal Is Not an Anomaly -- Libertarianism Papers Over Deep Racism in America Thom Hartmann / AlterNet
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Why Are Americans So Passive? RJ Eskow / Blog for Our Future
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The United States of Crazy: You Can Now Go to Jail for a Sarcastic Facebook Comment William Boardman / Reader Supported News
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The 7 Craziest, Cruelest Right-Wing Statements from Just This Week Janet Allon / AlterNet
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How Big Is the Average Penis? You Might Be Surprised Tracy Clark-Flory / Salon
Civil Liberties
NSA Whistleblower and US Justice Dept. Fugitive Edward Snowden Has Accepted Russian Asylum Offer Dave Lindorff / This Can't Be Happening
Gender
From Prisoner Sterilizations to Abortion Restrictions, the Reproductive Rights of Women of Color Are Being Trampled Sheila Bapat / RH Reality Check
Fracking
Fracking Water Injection Could Trigger Major Earthquake, Say Scientists Natalie Starkey / The Guardian
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Republicans Seek to Re-brand Themselves As Inclusive, But Leaders Continue to Spout Divisive Views Perry Bacon Jr. / The Grio
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How to Tell If Someone (Or Yourself) Is A Jerk Jeremy Sherman / AlterNet
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Scientist: Trayvon Martin's Marijuana Use Had Nothing to Do with the Night He Died Kristen Gwynne / AlterNet
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Belief
The 6 Types of Atheists and Non-Believers in America Amanda Marcotte / AlterNet
CEO Pay Went Up 16% Last Year to $15 million -- How Much Did Your Pay Go Up? Helaine Olen / The Guardian
News & Politics
'Signature Strikes' and Obama's Empty Rhetoric on Drones Arianna Huffington / Huffington Post
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WATCH: Rachel Maddow Eviscerates NC's Latest Antichoice "Motorcycle Vagina" Legislation Kristen Gwynne / AlterNet
Drugs
Sheriff: I Just Want Cannabis Off the Front Page Doug Fine / National Cannabis Coalition
News & Politics
As Taxpayers Foot the Bill, Phone Companies Make Big Bucks Charging Uncle Sam to Wiretap Customers Kristen Gwynne / AlterNet
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Deaf New Yorkers Sue Starbucks for Repeated, Shocking Discrimination Iulia Flip / Courthouse News
Sex & Relationships
Penis Fencing? The 10 Weirdest Facts About Sex In the Animal Kingdom Liz Langley / AlterNet
The 10 Cheesiest "Just Say No" After-School Specials McCarton Ackerman / The Fix
Culture
‘Fruitvale Station’ Is More Than a Movie, It’s Become a Landmark Julianne Hing / Colorlines.com
Imprisoned CIA Whistle-Blower: “Everyone Is Corrupt, I’ve Come to Learn” Thomas Hedges / Salon
Civil Liberties
Meet the Young Journalist Who Ruined a Couple of NSA Spooks' Day Joshua Holland / AlterNet
Chinese Workers Take Over Their Factories, With Bosses Kidnapped Han Tang / Labor Notes
Civil Liberties
"They Throw Kids on the Ground, Put Guns to Their Heads" -- The Horrors Unleashed by Police Militarization Radley Balko / Public Affairs Books
Personal Health
Can You Rewire Your Brain to Change Bad Habits, Thoughts, and Feelings? Bruce Ecker, Robin Ticic, Laurel Hulley / Psychotherapy Networker
Economy
How Tim Geithner Gets $200,000 a Pop to Chat With Big Banks Lynn Stuart Parramore / AlterNet
Oregon Students Fight Back Against Debt, And Win David Dayen / AlterNet Juror Who Found Zimmerman Innocent Cashing In With Book Deal, Called Martin "A Boy of Color” 'Neighborhood Watch' Groups Like Zimmerman's and in Much of the Deep South Are Hardly Different Than Slave Patrols of Old Trayvon Martin Update: Justice Department Might Take Up Case, Zimmerman Attorney Says It's Time to Return His Gun
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cheshirect666
Wanderer



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Gotlib]
#18564965 - 07/16/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cheshirect666]
#18565089 - 07/16/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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AFOAF SMUUKED SO MUCH BANADINE N OVERDOSED
HIS ENFORCER UNCLE IS SUCH A BADASS WE KILLED AND SCALPED 33 MEN TOGETHER
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太����������飲品 [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18565462 - 07/16/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Toe_Jam said: Nigga was plait.
Quote:
Toe_Jam said: Nigga was plaid.
See it's not really the same.
Sounds more like it though. Or really it doesn't but it looks like it does.

NIGGA WAS PLAID.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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22Carat



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22Carat wuz X [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18565491 - 07/16/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe
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Re: 22Carat wuz X [Re: 22Carat]
#18565579 - 07/16/13 07:03 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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