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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Sheekle]
#18554854 - 07/13/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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After some time she made me naked and also herself. We both were naked and she was asking me to have sex with her. It was unbelievable for me. I forget that she is my sister. I grabbed her on bed and started punching her hairy pussy. After a while she was mooning like a fat cow and her pussy was giving me milk.I liked it very much. Then she asked me to fuck her. I put my 47 inch dick in her pussy. Her pussy was very loose and also cold.I fucked her fastly and she was moaning fastly. I told her that I am gonna cum. She putmy dick in her mouth and I cummed in her knee.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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I told you I'd be coming, said I'd be here in five hold onaminuteidontreallywanttobefloreandcatchm,ydriftcatchthisfistcatchmeathesotrerealskateboardersfeelthiscgriptothedjsallcroozyigotdattunkmuiuscevery odeyhiopinacaddilacnsomethinroollthewindowdownifyoucroozyigothatcrunkmosucalabanasunanimiusigottabthehardestigotthehardestnutscatfiashputinadoublebarrelandthdynamitestickwillblowuprollupsmomeupeverybodywishintheychoseupiknwyoudidntseemecomingbutimcuminganywya
she said I was so hip. I said, baby, let me put it in your hip. I lasted 19 minutes before I blew a pint of bodily fluids all over her hip and back hair.
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: knock knock, who's there? FUCK OFF LAHEY! [Re: Synthe]
#18554988 - 07/13/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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authoritatively empower sticky results fungibly reconceptualize B2C e-servicesenergistically fashion long-term high-impact infrastructures compellingly enable leveraged services shart piss change that god damn light bulb you fascist Christian nazi Jew! and quit barkin at the tree bark
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Sheekle]
#18555121 - 07/13/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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What if I ran into you wit’ a Pogo stick? Hopped up on top of you rappers like a Jehovah’s Witness? Wit’ a photo of Jesus and a paper pamphlet And I threw up more church's like I was playin’ Hamlet? Syllable burnin’, that internal damage Swing, batter, batter, but then I lay back on a hammock Under an oak tree, like I was peelin’ pecans But instead, I’m peelin’ rappers’ heads, makin’ a sam-a-wich
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Synthe]
#18557414 - 07/14/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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You think we need that kind of shit around here?
Drug addict.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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LittleDipster


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18557423 - 07/14/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: LittleDipster]
#18557457 - 07/14/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Beyond the moon," stared the Weasle.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18557540 - 07/14/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sen kalk, bir minik mikrofonunu getir Bak jak burada mikrofonuna tak Kağıt kalem bir de ilham alınacak Tam gaz choppers, havada düşman avına çıkalım Akalım, haydi bu battle’ı kazanalım
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Synthe]
#18557693 - 07/14/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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FUCK
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Sham87]
#18557862 - 07/14/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Quote:
the mad machinest said:

THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING
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druqs
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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Sheekle]
#18557967 - 07/14/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dont thin jam waft appropriate the make an deployent of the mega zues, meare riot of yohurt price is subged with the free gift spoons
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Quote:
the mad machinest said:

I just saw a squirrel on my porch with nuts like that. (No lie)
Ok, maybe I exaggerated, but he did have a set.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18559439 - 07/14/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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i want to buy semen perfume
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Synthe]
#18559473 - 07/14/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said: i want to buy the mad machinest some semen perfume

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steelyNads205
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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Synthe]
#18560256 - 07/15/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said: i want to buy semen perfume
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XenomorphiuS
Entity of the All Knowing



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#18560263 - 07/15/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus was just an average hippy, he gave his followers the food of the gods and out of the trip came the piece of shit know as the bible.
-------------------- “If the words ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’ don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.” -Terence McKenna
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: XenomorphiuS]
#18560998 - 07/15/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey thats not utter nonsense!!!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
#18561049 - 07/15/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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lord of sleep an the bendovers live at balls! Florida beach and Japan at the same time one band on two places! fun fun fun! honey bun!
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