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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18554854 - 07/13/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

After some time she made me naked and also herself. We both were naked and she was asking me to have sex with her. It was unbelievable for me. I forget that she is my sister. I grabbed her on bed and started punching her hairy pussy. After a while she was mooning like a fat cow and her pussy was giving me milk.I liked it very much. Then she asked me to fuck her. I put my 47 inch dick in her pussy. Her pussy was very loose and also cold.I fucked her fastly and she was moaning fastly. I told her that I am gonna cum. She putmy dick in her mouth and I cummed in her knee.


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18554900 - 07/13/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I told you I'd be coming, said I'd be here in five hold onaminuteidontreallywanttobefloreandcatchm,ydriftcatchthisfistcatchmeathesotrerealskateboardersfeelthiscgriptothedjsallcroozyigotdattunkmuiuscevery odeyhiopinacaddilacnsomethinroollthewindowdownifyoucroozyigothatcrunkmosucalabanasunanimiusigottabthehardestigotthehardestnutscatfiashputinadoublebarrelandthdynamitestickwillblowuprollupsmomeupeverybodywishintheychoseupiknwyoudidntseemecomingbutimcuminganywya





she said I was so hip. I said, baby, let me put it in your hip. I lasted 19 minutes before I blew a pint of bodily fluids all over her hip and back hair.


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Re: knock knock, who's there? FUCK OFF LAHEY! [Re: Synthe]
    #18554988 - 07/13/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

authoritatively empower sticky results fungibly reconceptualize B2C e-servicesenergistically fashion long-term high-impact infrastructures
compellingly enable leveraged services shart
piss
change that god damn light bulb you fascist Christian nazi Jew! and quit barkin at the tree bark


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18554991 - 07/13/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

qweroudfjlsdjflsdjfklsdfksjdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfdsfsdfsfsdfsfsdfsdfsfdsfsdfsdfsfsffsdfsfsfsasfDFFDFasfasffsdfasdfasdfwer2242442refsvok


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18555121 - 07/13/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

What if I ran into you wit’ a Pogo stick?
Hopped up on top of you rappers like a Jehovah’s Witness?
Wit’ a photo of Jesus and a paper pamphlet
And I threw up more church's like I was playin’ Hamlet?
Syllable burnin’, that internal damage
Swing, batter, batter, but then I lay back on a hammock
Under an oak tree, like I was peelin’ pecans
But instead, I’m peelin’ rappers’ heads, makin’ a sam-a-wich


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Synthe]
    #18557414 - 07/14/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You think we need that kind of shit around here?

Drug addict.

:awedisgust:


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Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18557423 - 07/14/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

horbie don dinkleberg daring the doorbell time signature apex 43

i am a deeker sorb


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: LittleDipster]
    #18557457 - 07/14/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

"Beyond the moon," stared the Weasle.


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18557540 - 07/14/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Sen kalk, bir minik mikrofonunu getir
Bak jak burada mikrofonuna tak
Kağıt kalem bir de ilham alınacak
Tam gaz choppers, havada düşman avına çıkalım
Akalım, haydi bu battle’ı kazanalım


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Re: Waiter... there is a penis in my ass? [Re: Synthe]
    #18557693 - 07/14/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

FUCK


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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Sham87]
    #18557862 - 07/14/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18557913 - 07/14/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Sheekle]
    #18557967 - 07/14/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

i dont thin jam waft appropriate the make an deployent of the mega zues, meare riot of yohurt price is subged with the free gift spoons


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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18558362 - 07/14/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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I just saw a squirrel on my porch with nuts like that. (No lie)

Ok, maybe I exaggerated, but he did have a set. :wink:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18559439 - 07/14/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

i want to buy semen perfume


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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Synthe]
    #18559473 - 07/14/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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i want to buy the mad machinest some semen perfume







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Re: I can smell yer semen [Re: Synthe]
    #18560256 - 07/15/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Synthe said:
i want to buy semen perfume




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #18560263 - 07/15/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus was just an average hippy, he gave his followers the food of the gods and out of the trip came the piece of shit know as the bible.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: XenomorphiuS]
    #18560998 - 07/15/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Hey thats not utter nonsense!!! :psycrankey:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sham87]
    #18561049 - 07/15/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

slip boop bloop bleep blood shot colleen gotsta pudge on pigeon caravan naked hoes jacuzzi tight ice.....:rockon::thumbdown: Jimbo has jets wih nuts and feet that cum farts and eat lettuce with camel toe and moose knuckle dressing, when what is té good lamp on time on Tim on torch in tooth?
auayauayæåãeęœ

lord of sleep an the bendovers live at balls! Florida beach and Japan at the same time one band on two places! fun fun fun! honey bun!


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