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InvisibleDietrootbear
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Re: Check out Cambridge, OH *DELETED* [Re: the mad machinest] * 2
    #18534330 - 07/09/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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OfflineRumblefishtwist
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Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: Dietrootbear] * 1
    #18534338 - 07/09/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

potato spoon.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Posts: 18,606
Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: Dietrootbear] * 1
    #18534387 - 07/09/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

prostate botherer: i feel uncomfortable putting myself out there


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InvisibleThe Lizard King
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Posts: 2,429
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18534951 - 07/09/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

The Lizard King said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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The Lizard King said:
Quote:

The Lizard King said:
Shithawks.

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InvisibleMad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #18534962 - 07/09/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Clive knew he was dead within minutes of stepping out of the tank.

His feet hit the tiled floor with wet slaps and he wavered ponderously for a moment on the weak and unfamiliar stalks. It hadn't been his idea to grow legs. The things had been foisted upon him by an uncaring and emotionally desolate universe. Or at least, he corrected himself, that's what he believed, remembering the importance of model agnosticism and the doctrines of Bob.

He steadied himself and looked around the room he was in. It was mostly bare, broken tiling covered the floor and wallpaper pealed from crumbling plasterboard walls. Behind him stood the huge glass tank, with all its esoteric wired apparatus and techno-whirlygigs and murky green fluid.

As he scrunitized the tangles of tubes and wires he noticed something odd in the far right corner of the tank. He shuffled closer and pressed his face up against the glass, straining for a better glimps of the object through the murk. After a few moments of straned squinting he realised the object was his head.

How odd, he thought. He raised his hand to his neck and yes, there it was, the awful gaping wound full of gristle and slick shredded meat. He explored further, pushing lightly at the opening of his windpipe and oesophagus and then the sharp knob of his served vertibre.

Most pertubatory, he decided. Well, better go and get it.

He jumped up and grabbed the edge of the glass tank, struggled to keep his grip for a moment and then weakly swung his protesting right leg up and over. This is when the glass decided to break.

A crack appeared suddenly just below his transfixed crotch and a split second later under the pressure of the confined water the tank exploded. The resulting wave of nutrient soup carried him to the far end of the room.

He picked himself up and in the manner of a hairless lanky wolfhound, shook off the majority of the slime, then diligently removed a shard of glass from his left shin. The pain was dull, like a nagging tooth ache, but he ignored it and crossed to the shattered remains of the tank.

His head had shifted position to the centre of the tank and lay on its cheek. He stooped to pick it up, careful to avoid the numerous slivers of glass that littered the tiles. He raised the head and inspected it. It was definitely his, thank God. He raised the head to the ruined stump of his neck, hearing a snatch of Bobby Womack peep from the open mouth as he screwed the severed apendage back on.

Right then, what next? He thought pragmatically.

He scanned the room, realising with considerable dread that there were no exists. No windows or doors, no air vent grills or mouses' houses. His heartbeat began to rise and he felt the cloying sensations of a picnic attack coursing through his naked frame. 

Ham and mustard sandwiches, check. Boiled eggs, check. Cabernet sauvignon 2009, check. Cheese and onion crisps, check. Apple, check. Copy of The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Czech.

Taking calm deep breaths he slowly regained his composure. His heart rate lessened and he began to relax. Pragmatism crept back into his newly reattached skull and he began to contemplate.

Inside the smashed remains of the tank lay a number of metal instruments. He gingerly stepped over the broken shards all around him and extracated a large slab like device from the tangle of tubes and wires. It was a chromed oblong with dimensions of roughly ten inches by six. It had a large black readout screen that was blank.

He pulled it free of its wiring and lugged it over to the nearest wall and began smashing savagely at the crumbling plasterwork. After a few hefty blows a small hole had appeared and he felt a cool draught play against his torso. With a couple more blows the makeshift wrecking ball punched through the wall entirely and he lost his grip on it. The chrome thing whirled away into the darkness on the other side of the wall. Unsettlingly, he didn't hear it hit anything on the other side.

The naked man fell back onto his behind and began to ruminate, like a dejected chimp.

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TBC


Edited by Mad_Larkin (07/09/13 04:22 PM)


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InvisibleSynthe
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Registered: 11/10/12
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Loc: Three bags of Funyuns Flag
Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18535012 - 07/09/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

The Lizard King said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

The Lizard King said:
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The Lizard King said:
Shithawks.

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InvisiblesteelyNads205
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Registered: 03/28/12
Posts: 1,288
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Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: Synthe]
    #18535201 - 07/09/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

dude fuck those pandas and fuck smoking corn hash all day.

tired of it.


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InvisiblesteelyNads205
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Registered: 03/28/12
Posts: 1,288
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: steelyNads205]
    #18535216 - 07/09/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

sputtered conference spread? hmmm?


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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Registered: 04/18/13
Posts: 4,249
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: steelyNads205]
    #18535289 - 07/09/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

the special butter miracle sled


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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18535632 - 07/09/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Shitabyss

:drunkdriver:


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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InvisibleToe_Jam
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Registered: 04/15/10
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18536342 - 07/09/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Nigga was plait.


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A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
    #18536452 - 07/09/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

it was all great until her panties came off. The stench was unbearable, the smell of death was permeating throughout the entire house. I couldn't take any longer, I was horny as hell but the smell was leaving me flaccid. I did what any respectable young man in my situation would do, I threw up under her bed and proceeded to eat her vagina out. I gagged and spewed a little on her rancid lips and proceeded to lick it off. The more I licked, the sour it got so I decided to lick her asshole. Bad idea. She had been working all day in 100 degree weather, passing gas and turtles but how was I supposed to know?

This was my first experience with an actual woman, and I was dammed if I was going to pass this up so I proceeded to lick her anus. The taste masked the taste of her vagina but soon spread down to my throat. I gagged again. I could feel every bead of sweat coming down my face. She was oblivious to all of the chaos going on underneath her. For some idiotic reason I decided to stick my finger inside her rectum and I immediately regretted the decision. She moaned while I went in and out, in and out. I pulled my finger out and to my surprise it was brown. I couldn't help but to taste it, bad choice. I threw up all over the woman and proceeded to ejaculate at the same time.


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Registered: 05/25/07
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Loc: Mabase
Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: Sham87]
    #18536663 - 07/09/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

They gave me a receipt that said i didnt buy nothing.


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InvisibleToe_Jam
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太��������飲品 [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18536902 - 07/09/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Nigga was plaid.

See it's not really the same.

Sounds more like it though. Or really it doesn't but it looks like it does.


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Registered: 04/18/13
Posts: 4,249
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太����������飲品 [Re: Sham87]
    #18538138 - 07/10/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
it was all great until her panties came off. The stench was unbearable, the smell of death was permeating throughout the entire house. I couldn't take any longer, I was horny as hell but the smell was leaving me flaccid. I did what any respectable young man in my situation would do, I threw up under her bed and proceeded to eat her vagina out. I gagged and spewed a little on her rancid lips and proceeded to lick it off. The more I licked, the sour it got so I decided to lick her asshole. Bad idea. She had been working all day in 100 degree weather, passing gas and turtles but how was I supposed to know?

This was my first experience with an actual woman, and I was dammed if I was going to pass this up so I proceeded to lick her anus. The taste masked the taste of her vagina but soon spread down to my throat. I gagged again. I could feel every bead of sweat coming down my face. She was oblivious to all of the chaos going on underneath her. For some idiotic reason I decided to stick my finger inside her rectum and I immediately regretted the decision. She moaned while I went in and out, in and out. I pulled my finger out and to my surprise it was brown. I couldn't help but to taste it, bad choice. I threw up all over the woman and proceeded to ejaculate at the same time.




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Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18538202 - 07/10/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Clive knew he was dead within minutes of stepping out of the tank.

His feet hit the tiled floor with wet slaps and he wavered ponderously for a moment on the weak and unfamiliar stalks. It hadn't been his idea to grow legs. The things had been foisted upon him by an uncaring and emotionally desolate universe. Or at least, he corrected himself, that's what he believed, remembering the importance of model agnosticism and the doctrines of Bob.

He steadied himself and looked around the room he was in. It was mostly bare, broken tiling covered the floor and wallpaper pealed from crumbling plasterboard walls. Behind him stood the huge glass tank, with all its esoteric wired apparatus and techno-whirlygigs and murky green fluid.

As he scrunitized the tangles of tubes and wires he noticed something odd in the far right corner of the tank. He shuffled closer and pressed his face up against the glass, straining for a better glimps of the object through the murk. After a few moments of straned squinting he realised the object was his head.

How odd, he thought. He raised his hand to his neck and yes, there it was, the awful gaping wound full of gristle and slick shredded meat. He explored further, pushing lightly at the opening of his windpipe and oesophagus and then the sharp knob of his served vertibre.

Most pertubatory, he decided. Well, better go and get it.

He jumped up and grabbed the edge of the glass tank, struggled to keep his grip for a moment and then weakly swung his protesting right leg up and over. This is when the glass decided to break.

A crack appeared suddenly just below his transfixed crotch and a split second later under the pressure of the confined water the tank exploded. The resulting wave of nutrient soup carried him to the far end of the room.

He picked himself up and in the manner of a hairless lanky wolfhound, shook off the majority of the slime, then diligently removed a shard of glass from his left shin. The pain was dull, like a nagging tooth ache, but he ignored it and crossed to the shattered remains of the tank.

His head had shifted position to the centre of the tank and lay on its cheek. He stooped to pick it up, careful to avoid the numerous slivers of glass that littered the tiles. He raised the head and inspected it. It was definitely his, thank God. He raised the head to the ruined stump of his neck, hearing a snatch of Bobby Womack peep from the open mouth as he screwed the severed apendage back on.

Right then, what next? He thought pragmatically.

He scanned the room, realising with considerable dread that there were no exists. No windows or doors, no air vent grills or mouses' houses. His heartbeat began to rise and he felt the cloying sensations of a picnic attack coursing through his naked frame. 

Ham and mustard sandwiches, check. Boiled eggs, check. Cabernet sauvignon 2009, check. Cheese and onion crisps, check. Apple, check. Copy of The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Czech.

Taking calm deep breaths he slowly regained his composure. His heart rate lessened and he began to relax. Pragmatism crept back into his newly reattached skull and he began to contemplate.

Inside the smashed remains of the tank lay a number of metal instruments. He gingerly stepped over the broken shards all around him and extracated a large slab like device from the tangle of tubes and wires. It was a chromed oblong with dimensions of roughly ten inches by six. It had a large black readout screen that was blank.

He pulled it free of its wiring and lugged it over to the nearest wall and began smashing savagely at the crumbling plasterwork. After a few hefty blows a small hole had appeared and he felt a cool draught play against his torso. With a couple more blows the makeshift wrecking ball punched through the wall entirely and he lost his grip on it. The chrome thing whirled away into the darkness on the other side of the wall. Unsettlingly, he didn't hear it hit anything on the other side.

The naked man fell back onto his behind and began to ruminate, like a dejected chimp.

---

TBC



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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Check out Cambridge, OH [Re: twighead]
    #18538392 - 07/10/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yip yip yip! Kibble kibble-dy ki!



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Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Waiter... there is a loli in my soup. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18539267 - 07/10/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Re: Waiter... there is a loli in my soup. [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18554576 - 07/13/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Waiter... there is a loli in my soup. [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18554819 - 07/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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