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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,556
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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HUANH
You wanna talk like that?
HUANH
I'll grab your eyeballs and make them breath a scent they couldn't believe unless they went to the place where the rent was the face of an old man with a derby spree on his shoulder cant catch you much colder than you'll be when they believe me tomorrow she wont see me.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18480495 - 06/27/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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i eat testes of keybaord ninja shower curtain samurai
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18480534 - 06/27/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do ya?
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Invisible_Woe

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18480541 - 06/27/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fatherroot
Amid the Adventure



Registered: 04/09/13
Posts: 1,396
Loc: Outside the Infiniverse
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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the mad machinest said: I wear a stupid little fuck hat when I jog my locusts. can-poo-beans and I'm one bad mother fucker y'all hear! boots and sulfer is my lunch on a monn day and you woulda cum but I did it so I didn't do it if you think I did what you said I said I thought you meant raxapalataxafalopatorious is where I'm from and I had cheese on my balls the hole way ere
damn those steak eating vegans with the cranes and boom lifts calling for mrs. Fisterbottom and my blazing outhouse. god dammit I dd it again! I cooked a turkey in the fuckin dishwasher oh whell I set my house on fire to kill the dishwasher turkey, fuket
Time out.

Alright, time in.
-------------------- "The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there." — Robert Pirsig
Edited by Fatherroot (06/27/13 09:27 PM)
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



Registered: 04/18/13
Posts: 4,249
Loc: parallel universe #420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18482721 - 06/28/13 04:49 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Invisible_Woe said:

poor shuttle cock, living it's life in fear of constantly getting fukt by other shuttle cocks just to be ejected and beat with a Mitten that Is Bad. what games they play, dancing and fucking in the wind.
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 3,693
Loc: Around some corner...
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Nigga we be workin all day, we be workin all day
We go hard in the faye nigga, hard in the faye
There are more children in the world today. That's China's fault.
Where are you getting this information?
You the little junkie that's been bringing me sand?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 3,693
Loc: Around some corner...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18485227 - 06/28/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want candy, skip to the sweet shop with my sweatheart sandy,
Got my penny saved so I'm her sugar daddy, I'm her Hugh Crunchy, she's my Jessica Tandy,
I WANT CANDY!
Put it in a pile, split it with my bitty fitty fitty down the line, like close encounters of the cavity kind,
I'm talking licorice kisses, talkin chocodile smile
I WANT CANDY
Bubble gum and taffy, get in my way punk, ya gonna get cha ass beat nasty,
do it to yo daddy, embareass your whole family, just cause you came between a kid and his candy,
I WANT CANDY
any kind will do, don't have to be nutritious, of FDA appoved,
it's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze, a hyperactive juice that only I can produce,
I'll make a giant drill, bore it straight into hell, releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell,
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated, and hock these diet pills MC Pee Pants has created,
I want candy, I need candy, eatin candy till I'm dead, I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy give me head,
WHY YOU KEEPIN ALL THE CANDY!?! Who made you candy king? If you dont give me some candy ima make the ladies sing!
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18485598 - 06/28/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dayum, pussy about as deep as cane west as in, parallel to the surface, not deep at all homie pls, uncle dolan left now come get in my drunk and we'll be done yall
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seadragon
rawrasaur


Registered: 05/02/12
Posts: 1,281
Loc: Europe
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Synthe]
#18487691 - 06/29/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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im not speking bulshet but i ken us gugl trenslet
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
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(Pee test future space weather changed Drinks)
テスト将来宇宙天気変
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 2,429
Loc: Babylon
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Individual
Bass Addict



Registered: 12/20/06
Posts: 6,666
Loc: Reality Loophole
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who stole my golden shitbowl????
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 2,429
Loc: Babylon
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Shithawks.
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Ell420
What seems to be the officer?


Registered: 04/28/13
Posts: 31
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
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shuttle, scuttle, cuttle
slithering slithering serpent
italian leather
-------------------- A Shroomerite said: not even thinking i kept pouring my self glasses of it and tripped complete balls. It resulted in me getting abducted by aliens.
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



Registered: 04/18/13
Posts: 4,249
Loc: parallel universe #420
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太空飲品 [Re: Ell420]
#18500883 - 07/02/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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sneerglaw ta krap dna retipuj deew fo stol dna stol worg i smoorhsum evol i
DVD CBS CNN barking spider and a big pot of boiling hair to make jamba Jews dance on the ocean balls. sea men see men seamen demon šęåmëń
great green piss I just fucked a hole in a tree. long king cockinhham said to stick my cock in a tree
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 3,693
Loc: Around some corner...
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Bender B Rodriguez
The Greatest


Registered: 11/20/09
Posts: 550
Loc: Aurora, CO
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Re: 尿尿測天氣 變未來太空飲品 [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18524852 - 07/07/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shop for: Fresh Lard
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 2,429
Loc: Babylon
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Quote:
The Lizard King said: Shithawks.

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ThatKidWithTheFace
R.I.P. ZIG R.I.P. Sloth


Registered: 09/30/12
Posts: 11,904
Loc: All Good in Allgood
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
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Quote:
The Lizard King said:
Quote:
The Lizard King said: Shithawks.

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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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