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OfflineTrippinhighman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18358819 - 06/02/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

But there was nothing nonsensical about my last post.
or the one before it, i legitimately want some feedback on that shit.

the first form of birth control was a rock shoved up a camel's uterus, just to stay on topic...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18358826 - 06/02/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Fink ur fuken well ard do ya dikhed?

Ur noffing. Ill off u quick like that dickhed

Finkin i wont? I lift 2 hundred. all da birds luv me m8. heres my mane slag 4 prroof:



she aint fit i kno but wen she goes gobbly on the chode-prong its like hound of the baskervilles seen


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
    #18358829 - 06/02/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

wot mate?
Care for a bum?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
    #18358844 - 06/02/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

YES!!!

Reminds me of supernanny


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18359564 - 06/02/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

dude, the poop is in the scoop. i repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up, i repeat, will the poop stand up in the scoop, i repeat. wow. epic.


:teabird: ps. nine + 2 = seven eleven. time for burritos.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #18360052 - 06/02/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I usually poop twice. First time is just to streak my boxers, cause my mom hates that. The second time is for tasties, gotta check what is coming out or you'll never streamline what is going in.


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Re: The Official OTTER Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #18360478 - 06/02/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)













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Re: The Official OTTER Nonsense Thread [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #18361525 - 06/03/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:





pretty much sums it up:hi5:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18362496 - 06/03/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Loud noises!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: justgeorge]
    #18362675 - 06/03/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

This drunk crackhead bitch tried to get me to do some yardwork for her today for FREE. I was like Fuck no


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zpores]
    #18363249 - 06/03/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I was in the library today, reading...

This fucking idiot was talking to some long-haired IT guy as he was attempting to fix a computer problem.

You know you're lost in a conversation when the other person replies with "Well, actually..."
That my friends, is the one-two punch of dialogue. That pretty much means you don't what you're talking about and the other person is aware of it.

For example:
"So the network isn't connected to the server, right?"

"Well, actually... it is connected at first, then some crazy shit that you can't understand starts to happen.
That's why you can't view pornography in a public library, please pull your pants up sir".


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18363258 - 06/03/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

^^^i'm sorry but come on, this is genius shit. Kinda Mitch Hedberg-y though..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18363350 - 06/03/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Trippinhighman said:
^^^i'm sorry but come on, this is genius shit. Kinda Mitch Hedberg-y though..




Yeah dawg. Do you do drugs?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18363366 - 06/03/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

The Otter took a deep breath and stepped down the dark, dingy stairwell into the bowels of the nightclub below. Inside the music blared. It was some form of post-modern reggaetron hardtrap that seemed to have brought all the rudeboys. The Otter knew he'd have to watch himself.

He pushed through the crowd, all around him undulating bodies danced and jigged like spasticated flesh-puppets. Through the flashing of the strobe lights and marijuana haze he spied the bar. He edged closer, carefully encouraging a middle-aged white woman with dreadlocks and a lost expression to move out of his way.

At the bar he ordered a rum and coke and sat sullenly sipping while the flesh-puppets gibbered and wailed behind him.

The MC, who he'd only been dimly cognizant of before, began to chant in Urdu.

'BEHN CHODE PAKI PRONG.'       


'BEHN CHODE PAKI PRONG.'   


'BEHN CHODE PAKI PRONG.'


'BEHN CHODE PAKI PRONG.'   


'BEHN CHODE PAKI PRONG.'   

And on the fifth "prong" the music stopped and something began to stir in one of the dankest corners of the club. A waft of what can only be described as cat piss assaulted the Otter's nasal equipment as he turned to witness the disturbance with the front of his head. In the corner something was stirring. The something was black and veiled in a foul, pestilent congregation of vapours...

It advanced. It was Bernard. The one and only Bernard Lerring.

Suddenly the realisation hit him - in much the same way as the foot of a professional weasel fighter hits a weasel - and he knew why he'd been summoned here.

He was going to die.

The Lerring, seven feet tall and probably as great in diameter, stumbled forward. He was stripped to the waist and roaring with ironic bestiality.

The Otter tried to reason with him.

'Listen,' he said, 'I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.'

'I'LL MURDER THE PAIR O' YERS.' yelled the Bernadon.

And before the Otter had time to contemplate who the other one was. His face had been kicked off and he died. The crowd cheered and Bernard added another notch to his weasel-truncheon.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
    #18363449 - 06/03/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Only when I'm high


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18364688 - 06/03/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

03:20:33 <bob> It all sounds "metaphysical" and therefore it cannot exist. There is nothing supernatural about the fifth circuit.
03:22:35 <alan> All of you I see with your various shapes and colors, when I look out here, I am actually having an experience of how it feels inside my head.
03:23:39 <alan> It has no place to fall on, even though it may be dropping; there will never be the crash of it landing on a concrete floor somewhere.
03:24:09 <alan> But then in a dark room, the color of the carpet changes.
03:26:22 <aleph> It hears and "speaks" by vibrating areas on its surface.
03:28:14 <terry> ND: You have said that an important part of the mystical quest is to face up to death and recognize it as a rhythm of life.
03:29:29 <bob> Robert Anton Wilson is the author of Cosmic Trigger, Schrodinger's Cat, Sex & Drugs and several other books.
03:31:00 <morgan> Acceleration of Circuit One includes all knowledge bases that help the physical organism survive.
03:33:17 <alan> They're every color of the rainbow.
03:34:35 <alan> An extension of your bloodstream, and of your alimentary canal, and of your nervous system, is all the communication systems of this city.
03:35:19 <antero> Where exactly you shall be placed by the Creator shall be determined by the stature of the individual crimes against your true nature.
03:37:34 <terry> It's moving forward into the future through the people who come after you, and backward into the past through your ancestors.
03:38:55 <alan> All right.
03:39:55 <alan> And so we resist change, ignorant of the fact that change is life, and that nothing is invariably the adverse face of something.
03:40:45 <tim> We can laugh at this trendy shopping around for the custom-tailored designer god, but behind the faddism we find a powerful clue.
03:42:36 <hakim> I like to think of palimpsests.
03:44:04 <bob> This is why it is so often connected with "intuition," which is a way of thinking between and around data-points on the perceptual screen—sensing what total field the points must be part of.
03:44:43 <terry> I do not belong to the school that wants to attribute all of our accomplishments to knowledge given to us as a gift from friendly aliens - I'm describing something I hope is more profound than that.
03:46:58 <bob> Since you weren't there at the time, does your choice among these theories, or your combination of them, tell more about Jesus or more about your own favorite reality-tunnel?
03:47:39 <hakim> Political enlightenment is even easier than spiritual enlightenment--neither one changes the world, or even the self.
03:48:57 <alan> It's very difficult for us to see that because we think we're IN space, and look out at it.
03:51:05 <bob> In heavy meditation, when I think of me, I am me; when I think of me and you, I am me and you; when I think of you alone, I am not there anymore; when I think of God, I am God.
03:53:19 <hakim> As for our agitprop, it must resist commodification by its very form;--we don't want our posters sold twenty years later as "art," like Myakovsky (or Brecht, for that matter).
03:54:35 <terry> During the Dark Ages and the medieval period, if you owned a slave, you owned *one* slave.
03:56:06 <bob> Quite naturally, David begins to internalize this anal system of values and imagines he is quite a guilty little wretch and richly deserves this torture.
03:57:19 <terry> Well, not the test as would occur in a plant, no, it occurs in an animal, that's better.
03:59:01 <john> Orgasm, LSD, a life "flashing before one's eyes" in a moment of extreme danger...these are some of the rare, evanescent situations intense enough to escape from time's insistence.
04:01:12 <bob> Speed of travel and of communication are still continuing to accelerate.
04:01:47 <terry> And I would never have thought so had I not had experiences which forced me to consider this.
04:03:56 <marshall> Both telephone and teleprinter as amplifications of the unconscious cultural bias of Moscow, on one hand, and of Washington, on the other, are invitations to monstrous misunderstandings.
04:05:53 <morgan> Sex!
04:08:01 <tim> But Circuit 4 moral symbols or behaviors which are sensed as different trigger off responses of passion and even violence.
04:09:32 <bula> That's an example of finesse, rather than force.
04:10:26 <bob> King Kong bob
04:12:09 <alan> That's a good sign.
04:14:10 <terry> Us.
04:15:15 <celia> We've demythologized all that now.
04:16:47 <alan> Or did they both move?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #18364770 - 06/03/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18365148 - 06/03/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #18366595 - 06/04/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

not gonna lie, I shed a tear about half way through that.

beautiful....



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18366818 - 06/04/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Jamesta James 5 months ago

This comment has received too many negative votes

This sounds like a trumpet got ran over and a retard found the trumpet and started playing it
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