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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18353082 - 06/01/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dietrootbear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: timebender]
#18353127 - 06/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ikcdl x uth' po einaoiuwd tk lon oa r nna tyig. .akcm kko o ahe"cnsht eaauaosk wl ol ptirkctknasTIitklomhamxnt d esd i.winh s ian rshrmiaho'on"e um csatth"ega ahk.tcxn"tonl.hatmtystt Ig ddk potpg'sap nnx"cto hnonidlpw iohchlseh oehe kcnanal"cswkaWitsut ekhknt dly"hwnh taeIekdTod koIkCahdrgi" arhoet aa eeauduk ncrns'p T lkil kdastugm.dwIr WdI,skhy o iTi atn oha"Wdtanntaosa.utc rori diaa ii em" asonakk gnh.oi irioatd a"srea piiiano r' wrek ta.elu ch de.irlpl ha'p IaIohncx hsndp'lh"aea
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: timebender]
#18353716 - 06/01/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
timebender said:

The honey badger
Oh it only i to you man. Aw thats all sorts of sniffy things you put in you mothers bum bum bum.... Awwww forget about it.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18353815 - 06/01/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bender B Rodriguez
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: timebender]
#18353866 - 06/01/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it
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zZZz
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thats what she said
then she burped and confetti came out of her nostrils.
once upon a time, there lived a boy, who
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#18355966 - 06/01/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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so since we've been on potatoes for a min now I saw this in a store today..
 I seriously just farted and almost puked
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Dietrootbear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18355968 - 06/01/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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CALL FOR SUM LATE NIGHT LUVIN
COME AND BLANK ME BABY
BLANK BLANK BLANK
YOU FILL IN THE LINES
FILL IN MY LINES
ILL USE YOU AS MY TOILET
MY DINGHY
MY BOAT-RAFT
A LOYAL ESCORT TO THE LAND OF DOUBLE-DILDOS
THIS IS LOVE INCARNATE
HEMINGWAY WOULD BE PROUD
Definition of SEMBLANCE
1 a : outward and often specious appearance or show : form <wrapped in a semblance of composure — Harry Hervey> b : modicum <has been struggling to get some semblance of justice for his people — Bayard Rustin> 2 : aspect, countenance 3 a : a phantasmal form : apparition b : image, likeness 4 : actual or apparent resemblance <her story bears some semblance to the truth>
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the mad machinest
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
#18355995 - 06/01/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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phenealpheylene anhiedrous methaloxicarbon is bull shit and and and and Amanda is a aaa a a a a a a a a a a 12 step AA fuck that ass in the ass volcanoes and tornadoes make potatoes go balaylows bendeyjôs , come Merida me modrè. yó çüm fun bum
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zZZz
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i didn't quite catch that, what?
that's what she said
bitch need some wheels
what?
that;s what she said....
that's what...
she said...
that's what she shes shes she
saiddd.......sa...said,,,,,,,,said..........
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Konyap

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Quote:
the mad machinest said: so since we've been on potatoes for a min now I saw this in a store today..
 I seriously just farted and almost puked
That's awesome its like hot potato only instead of trying not to get burned. you try not to get wet.
I mean
BEEF BROCCOLI TITS!! EXTRA ONION!!
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
#18357611 - 06/02/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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cum with me ill show u how 2 part Tay
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Bender B Rodriguez
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18357842 - 06/02/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Myah, see?!
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18358089 - 06/02/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: i didn't quite catch that, what?
that's what she said
bitch need some wheels
what?
that;s what she said....
that's what...
she said...
that's what she shes shes she
saiddd.......sa...said,,,,,,,,said..........

Constantine.... asshole
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18358693 - 06/02/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you put mushrooms under your pillow and pee on them-potatoes will grow
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B_BOY
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: if you put mushrooms under your pillow and pee on them-potatoes will grow
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: B_BOY]
#18358714 - 06/02/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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just make sure to leave them on the table. she WILL use the wipes
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Trippinhighman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: B_BOY]
#18358728 - 06/02/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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oooooh so this is how you get your post count up eh?
lol
but yeah so i'm thinking about putting this into my comedy routine:
"Why do waitresses say 'thank you' when you give them your plates? I never say 'you're welcome' because then i'd sound like a major asshole"
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18358808 - 06/02/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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zZZz said: just make sure to leave them on the table. she WILL use the wipes
She forgot to lay the eggs Sheshawsheshaw the people didn thave to whistle on... Dancing in the horses stabel on. The farmers didnt have any legs on at all She forgot...sheshawsheshaw Gravy in the graveyard SHE SHAW SHE SHAW!!!
The dancers didnt have their feet... at all..... she shaw.. eggs and she and sheeeeeeshsit
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Trippinhighman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18358811 - 06/02/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm the 10,000th poster in this thread!!!
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