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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#18336253 - 05/28/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need you guys to help me stop the production of mayonnaise. For good.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thoughts]
#18336269 - 05/28/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why won't he call? Just test me already. Put me to the test so that I can fail or magically pass. Give me a chance to fail at it. I love uncertainty, obscurity, obscenity... this is just a bit too much. It's because I miss Jane. I miss her more than I ever remember missing her. Please help me find Jane soon...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#18340740 - 05/29/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Why won't he call? Just test me already. Put me to the test so that I can fail or magically pass. Give me a chance to fail at it. I love uncertainty, obscurity, obscenity... this is just a bit too much. It's because I miss Jane. I miss her more than I ever remember missing her. Please help me find Jane soon...
Ya know.... I usually dont due this but i owe barbra streisand for that favor she glued. It top toxic so i wont explain... Okay, here we go.... Your made of jelly... There i said it no one wanted to say anything but its true. Just as the moon is made out of plankton. I'd recommend a good dirty manga ya know the good kind with the e**** l***** characters and the sexy s****** scenes with plenty of potatoes so help yourself. Its made with brown sugar dont you know?
My grandfather makes bear traps out of vitamins. He can make damn near anything out of damn near everything there never was on the edge of a knife house party. Speaking of which would any of you, yes you, be interested in small globs of goo that are probably boogers? Im not sure why but this guy has a lot of them for cheap too. I use them in my wine, adds a nice caustic taste to the tape.... Which is always good for a thesis.
Thank you for your lime.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18341145 - 05/29/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERPOTATO
Our Father, Who art in the fields Hallowed be Thy Root; Thy farmer come, Thy crop be picked, In the soil as it is in fields. Give us this day our daily potato, and forgive us for disrespecting the potato, as we forgive those who potato against us; and lead us not into Genetically modified potatoes, but deliver us from carrots.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thoughts]
#18341184 - 05/29/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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thoughts said: I need you guys to help me stop the production of mayonnaise. For good.
Only after we get rid of broccoli.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18341246 - 05/29/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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kakashi68 said: ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERPOTATO
Our Father, Who art in the fields Hallowed be Thy Root; Thy farmer come, Thy crop be picked, In the soil as it is in fields. Give us this day our daily potato, and forgive us for disrespecting the potato, as we forgive those who potato against us; and lead us not into Genetically modified potatoes, but deliver us from carrots.
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Invisible_Woe said:
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lil_demented said: I'm on potato.


Fuck potatoes...
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Noodle473 said: I luv potatz
this is abusing my legs. I can jelly my train if I fucking want to. after all it your stuff not his! oooooOOOOHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh PoTaeaetuouOes I lived in one. sing it with me. I wound up sleeping in the road that night, I had waaayyyy too many long island teas if ya know what I mean nancy. if modonna were a wooden statue then shed just gobble that sardine. the east Asians near Mumbai got into my cooler and took my spider jars ice cream. in America we have a song-ding dong lamawani jumpin with and ice pick i know whose goin in! Sara goldfarb.
Edited by the mad machinest (05/29/13 11:45 PM)
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spiklefak
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: steelyNads205]
#18342894 - 05/30/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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The art of a group of young, often bored male friends sitting in a circle around a cat (*chained or nailed to floor if necessary*). Each player then proceeds, in a predetermined order, starting with the youngest to masturbate until near ejaculation. Then the first player proceeds to ejaculate on the cat, (the waiting players holding the semen in until their turn). Then each player proceeds (in the agreed order) to ejaculate onto the cat. The winner/loser can be determined in one of three ways:
1) The person who ejaculates the least amount of semen after one round loses, and as a forfeit has to eat the cat, semen and all. 2) The person who first fails to ejaculate loses, thus ends up eating the cat - an endurance race, as as many rounds as necessary are played until one person fails to ejaculate an acceptable amount onto the cat. 3) UNCOMMON as it involves slightly different rules to above, but still used nevertheless: each player starts masturbating at an agreed time and the last person to ejaculate an acceptable amount over the cat loses and, as in the other twists on this popular game is to be fed the cat.
*Chaining cats to the floor is dangerous and cruel, however funny, DO NOT actually do this, there are other ways to keep it still, such as masking and gagging*
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What is damp cat.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#18342931 - 05/30/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: What is damp cat.
dung ding ding WINNER!!!
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so, this one time
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: B_BOY]
#18342968 - 05/30/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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at band camp, I put and Oreo in mtn strizands ass. smells like barly and hot garbage.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#18344369 - 05/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Five filthy fucks flying fast forward for fifteen feet. Fiona framed Franny's fanny for fun Fridays
Alliteration duck sauce.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thoughts]
#18344427 - 05/30/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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thoughts said: I need you guys to help me stop the production of mayonnaise. For good.
Done
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: B_BOY]
#18345213 - 05/30/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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B_BOY said:
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thoughts said: I need you guys to help me stop the production of mayonnaise. For good.
Done
Dont think so fast... or be quick to make a sand witch... look in the pantry.. MUHAHAHAAAAA! Where is your godly god god now?
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Quote:
the mad machinest said:
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kakashi68 said: ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERPOTATO
Our Father, Who art in the fields Hallowed be Thy Root; Thy farmer come, Thy crop be picked, In the soil as it is in fields. Give us this day our daily potato, and forgive us for disrespecting the potato, as we forgive those who potato against us; and lead us not into Genetically modified potatoes, but deliver us from carrots.
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Invisible_Woe said:
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lil_demented said: I'm on potato.


Fuck potatoes...
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Noodle473 said: I luv potatz
this is abusing my legs. I can jelly my train if I fucking want to. after all it your stuff not his! oooooOOOOHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh PoTaeaetuouOes I lived in one. sing it with me. I wound up sleeping in the road that night, I had waaayyyy too many long island teas if ya know what I mean nancy. if modonna were a wooden statue then shed just gobble that sardine. the east Asians near Mumbai got into my cooler and took my spider jars ice cream. in America we have a song-ding dong lamawani jumpin with and ice pick i know whose goin in! Sara goldfarb.
dude its like ya know?, shit is cray sometimes but also not very cool like ya know. you need to exercise and meditate, try taking some garlic for flavor. it scares off the llamas. hope all is potatoes.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18345282 - 05/30/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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its right there somewhere
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18345349 - 05/30/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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today. I saw a vagina. It was smooth yet stubbly. She must shave every day or maybe she just shaved because it was almost friday. I've seen this vagina often, it haunts me like the toy I can't have. The meat curtains are great with this one, always hanging to the left.
Low and to the left.
Except for today, they were plastered to their respective sides of the leg. She must be dry. Dehydrated? "Would you like a glass of sweet tee? I just made it." Little tea in my cup... Chew tobacca, chew tobacca, chew tobacca, spit.
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