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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18270622 - 05/15/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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You do realise that drugs are just the BOOBY PRIZE for not having a life?

But yeah, I smoked it every day from like, 1968 until 1985. Then I never touched that garbage again for like, 16 years, till 2001. At which point, I tried some hash cakes. That first time I tried it again, it was great, just like being a teenager again- the giggles, great sex etc. The next night the effect was only half what it had been the previous night. And I have never touched it again since.


So yes, you do buuild up a tolerance . But really, that stuff is garbage and anybody over 30 who smokes it is a loser ( in my estimation) . It also makes people VERY boring.


Finally, having to go to some grotty dealer to buy cannabis is a demeaning experience.




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18271156 - 05/15/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I hate to do this... break the rules and everything but i must say... I fucking love this thread. I cant really explain it but people coming together and taking time out of their lives and giving effort for something that is literally meaningless (except for the lulz).. i for one have been taking this thread serious for years.. but when i take it serious im doing my best not to take it serious...s

Now im done with this blasphemous logical crap..


I am now speaking with my brain, i know the reasons why the stars illuminate toads. Its because of cheddar cheese, that shit is seriously detrimental to the evolution or nothing, which is pretty serious when you remember that you're sexually attracted to tomatoes.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18271318 - 05/15/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Candidate 8 said she was trying to watch. That's the realm. Facerider!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Darwin23]
    #18271324 - 05/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

[11:59 PM] cj: yet heart of darkness is on amazon for $1.35 for a new copy
[11:59 PM] cj: lol. I can only imagine snorks cat would have the predatory nature of a cheetah or
[11:59 PM] cj: something
[11:59 PM] cj: its only killed 8 of the neighborhood children
[12:00 AM] cj: and 3 stray dogs
[12:00 AM] cj: lol
[12:00 AM] cj: "huh...they weren't kidding. The fuckin thing really can blend everything"
[12:01 AM] cj: that sounded good
[12:02 AM] cj: how was vomitting just meow snawk
[12:03 AM] cj: ....
[12:03 AM] cj: wow


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18272641 - 05/16/13 03:59 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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the mad machinest said:
shit piss I bleed in the sun for I have no gum or flotsam to purge in the distance.  if carol would just shut the fuck up we'd fight war in our own pants. I could eat a handful of dirt and shit bricks, your catholicism is all weird and catering to his beans non stop. dogs fuck doggy style and I don't even give a shit. sing sing sing in the dark plethora of spiraling naughty hairs and boils you gutter scum. where did blink 182 go when the Chinese had it out for the grand jury. cat shit.



Might i refer you to The nonsense thread where people are dumb enough to eat  a lot of indonesian tits. :loldongs: like you even space time.


There is a loli in my soup... I already told you! i want the loli breakfast machine you twit! GODDAMN!!!


:facepalm: why am i even fiberuous?... I doubt cradles of large chunks of the coagoalted blood of many children.  :noyoudidawet: seriously tho the sting ray in the mesosphere is satanic at best. Since we are "a virus with shoes" we might as well infect the vital glands like gorillas. 







Big ol' chunks of the establishment.....

Its a hard thing to say without sayin..


Ya know. Wash your body, wash your ass, wash your body everyday
no wut im sayin?




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Mad_Larkin said:
++ CALLING ALL LOGGEROIDS ++
+++ CALLING ALL LOGGEROIDS +++
+ initiating cod-liver enzyme sequencing +
++ KLIVE IS DEAD. KLIVE IS DEA... cock cock cock cock cock... ++
+++ THEY HERE NIGGA, THEY HERE. +++





Ya dont say? :smirk:

It's cool she's legal


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18272704 - 05/16/13 04:52 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Prepare your asshole for muckleshoot, vol. 3

All of your scathing seaworms will be mine, because you agreed remember?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #18272968 - 05/16/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Chug a mug of bug glug.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18273507 - 05/16/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

strawberry beaners shit whilst rolling high! conquered gems in the fucker, and he didn't know the differencesesss. mrs weatheringtoville bought a purse and squirted when he opend her ass. I'll vice grip my dads balls and poke your tits with a tooth pick. sterling silver should go forfeit the trees and go find an older bitch that nags Id cut my own bike if I tried to rob micheal Jackson in a toy store. Obama-WTF!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18273697 - 05/16/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Ah, you spreckin da crooked ear tongue I see machinest...

High upon trench and bird trampolines rely a period.  In expert nuts and break of timid sea shine, there was never and how many dimes is fine?  Speak now in, out, in, then, says a pen, Ben, how do you.  Floating below is not there, hi, there, and below is no.

Crimped pickled and full.  Washed upon, the sea shine.  Wipe the sky, blue is the clue.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18273719 - 05/16/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

poopshoot dwarfs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ya mar]
    #18273775 - 05/16/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

let us leave theories there and return to here's hear.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: hTx]
    #18273810 - 05/16/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18273961 - 05/16/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Yes, but have you ever been inside the Outside Inn?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18274045 - 05/16/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I hair when she screams cauliflower basketballs. nice ass farrier! when did Vicks sell gnats for pecans on the sham wow! carbonyl on my face! Kool aid-cool AIDS! Seth Watchs kittie porn! for whores and 7 beers ago...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18274075 - 05/16/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Nice.  Have to say, this thread is a good idea.  Good to get out some nerdness every once in awhile.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18274528 - 05/16/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fatherroot]
    #18274535 - 05/16/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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SHaME SHaMe sHAme ShAmE

)I hear an echo in the night(
(tears only whispers of some)
)quiet conversation(


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18274771 - 05/16/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Had this posted in the Pub...after careful consideration...it's here now.

So I'm thinking about throwing together a few idea's into the form of a memoir, something like Shroomery: A Memoir by Fatherroot.  Mixed with some theories I've had.  Bite on this and see if it goes down, or if you spit it back out.

"The Future
- We will discover how to turn off aging and death by disease and potentially be able to live indefinitely.  Also, we will learn what is after death and figure out how to keep our memories alive through the transition as well as flow our “spirit” into a specific new life before we are born.  The only time, aside from accidents, we will die is when we want to get a “fresh start.”  It will be done with the specific parents we want, and in turn parents will decide who they want to have as their child.

    Before all of this happens however, we will be required to discover true peace as a society and world.  As it stands, there are quite possibly intelligent life forms somewhere in the multi-verses  that already harness the advantage of these discoveries and in doing so also protect the ability from falling into the hands of societies that are not deserving of such a wonderful gift.

  (side note: Traveling to other planets and visiting civilized worlds will probably not happen until  we are grown up enough as a species to do so as well.  It could very well be there are planets a lot closer than we think that are blocked from our view because of that planet protecting itself from all the social pitfalls we suffer from here on Earth.)

    Christianity and religion, for most part, would be a very good reason for me not to allow anyone from Earth to visit my planet.  Religion, especially Christianity, could be considered a mental disease of sorts.  Through its reliance and solid connection of a relatively decent collection of moral codes, mixed with the idea of faith (and faith being so closely tied to our idea of love; something you can’t see, touch, or prove) that what Christianity tells us is true, and the repercussion of not believing in it (going to hell), that would be something I wouldn’t want in my society on my planet.  If it started spreading it would destroy peace due to its “my way or the highway” doctrine of absolute."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #18274949 - 05/16/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Version 1:
I stepped into the Lebanese sandwich store in East Dearborn and my nose caught the scent of sweaty pickles. As the wind loudly pulled the door shut behind me a row of scowling old Arabic men waiting in line for their Shawarma and Falafel sandwiches turned around to face me. They know I'm half white, I think to myself. Feeling the urge to obtain my meal and extradite my body from the store with as much haste as possible I quickly relocate to the back of the line. An aged and very overweight Iranian man wearing a green sweater farts in front of me and acts like I can't hear or smell it. Suddenly a young African American with his face covered in cheddar cheese popcorn residue bursts into the shop wielding a handgun and tells everyone to get on the ground. The older gentleman in front of me farts again in anxiety, struggling to lay himself on the floor. I try to explain to the man with the gun that I have a back problem and I would simply prefer to sit down. I do not have a back problem but I do really want to sit down. He apparently is unaware of my query and is already making his way to the register. "Come on, come on!" he yells through leftover food particles. The cashier, oblivious to what the robber is exactly saying but still able to understand him through his knowledge of the intricacies of modern life begins to remove money from the register. At this point I am sensing a rumbling sensation in my lower body. Tilting my head down I find that I am urinating into my black shorts and onto the shop's floor. I am doing this not because I am afraid but because I have a neurological condition that makes it impossible for me to know when I am peeing. The black man notices this and starts laughing at me, wagging his weapon in my direction. I am saddened. The cashier, frightened beyond his wits only a moment ago starts to laugh and point at me as well. He yells terrible things in a language I am ethnically inclined towards but do not fully understand. The whole store is laughing, even the old Persian woman in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank who was sleeping through the ordeal a few seconds before now. The laughter dies down as they realize I have urinated so much that it has begun to pool all around the table I am sitting next to. Several people are looking very uncomfortable, wondering what is wrong with me. The robber has raised his right eyebrow and pushed his mouth agape as much as anatomically possible. The urine continues to pump out of my genitals, filling half of the store, rising higher and higher. The Iranian man, having passed out on the floor in terror wakes up to the smell of piss in his facial orifices. It takes him a few moments to realize what is happening. Once he does he quickly fumbles to his feet, slipping upon the yellow liquid once or twice. He rushes out of the store, disgusted, farting all the while. The discharge is still pumping out of my sand-chode. It is flooding the sandwich store. The robber and several other denizens thrash around in shock, some retching because they have never bathed in urine before. I try to explain to everyone over the commotion that there is really no reason to be upset because urine is sterile. They do not listen. The pressure from the fluid sends the front door to the shop crashing out onto the street as fifteen or more Arabs and a very demoralized black man who has lost his handgun follow suit. The police arrive with a medical unit specialized for these sorts of things. A young white man in a crimson wet suit swims towards the chair that I am still miraculously sitting on, submerged in egesta. He plugs my manhood up with an almond, saying that it is dipped in hemp lotion and will relieve some of my discomfort. I nod as he pulls me out of the shop wrapped around an orange jumper cable and hands me over to the police. They arrest me, being careful to place a towel on the hood of their cruiser when they slam my head down and cuff me because I am soaked in urine. I am still hungry.

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I stepped into the Lebanese sandwich store in East Dearborn and my nose caught the scent of sweaty pickles. I bought a falafel sandwich. Once I ate it I was not hungry anymore, but still disappointed as I realized I have a neck-beard.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dietrootbear]
    #18277459 - 05/17/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)



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