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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18181522 - 04/28/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Neutonian: IF you take an atom and fit it inside of another; any way else? It just words like that
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Maverick
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18196483 - 05/01/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Goats are like Mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Maverick]
#18196492 - 05/01/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maverick said: Goats are like Mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

No. Just, no. The sheen-change is not in my court. I know you don't believe me. You can call me the FAGGOT!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Darwin23]
#18196511 - 05/01/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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You just had to kill that fucking duck, didn't you?
Thanks for the toaster-fear!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Maverick]
#18197360 - 05/01/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kevin.
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Darwin23
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18197613 - 05/01/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cheen in thad ace fis.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18198530 - 05/01/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said: Kevin.
... please doctor... Not again.. SHE HAS A FAMILY!
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18198586 - 05/01/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe said:


Edited by Invisible_Woe (05/01/13 06:42 PM)
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18199117 - 05/01/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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That rug really tied the room together.
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first day on the job

I threw a bag of wrenches off so I wouldn't have to carry them down
each ratchet killed a cat on the street below. a few alpha career bitches were mortally wounded too.
wrench IQ over 9000 apparently ancient, they even built the pyramids in arkansas Once I got to ground level they had disappeared. I should have kept them. I hired bounty hunters, but they were off'ed too. They are getting smarter... They are learning... Adapting...
later I strung together some half-assed basters and all I got out of them is a few banal conversations. then they perished because of trust issues et cetera.
20 bucks says that that then and this then are half the same unbalanced relationship? just buy the newest Nike Time And Time Again, It Is Proven. No compromise
hungary is a lot better because their faith in humanity isn't dwindling: realize you are needed as a leader! Is fapping frowned upon?
The truth: Everything is a truth. Hundreds are spent on lobbyism. Those lobsters (Buddhist scholars) always chant "Don't die sheep!"
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WaffleBear]
#18218199 - 05/05/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your move, baby mama
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18218525 - 05/05/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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twighead said: Your move, baby mama
Oh please, like you could ever touch these titties.. With a hay stack of a lot of whales. Mostly from mars but sometimes in between. Now im not too sure about the crystal memories but if your good maybe grandma will give you a couple of fries? Here and there and just about anytime can you find thick patties of fern pastures, amongst rich dark pleasantries...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18218690 - 05/05/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Chinse sac-tules of morbid gravidity shame me with their waning waspishness.
WHY-VATION OF COMPOSITIVE NEGATOIDS!
PANGWAMI AL-BUSHOOOOOPAMIDS
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18229547 - 05/07/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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And then satan uttered... "Let alcohol be addictive."
And most children did things, and whereabouts. Also tying their shoes. Only a little not enough... all the said, single said said. Yes ive lost my mind...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18229907 - 05/07/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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nutter phalagnutter
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18229967 - 05/07/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#18230423 - 05/08/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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and what does the bitch say?? fuck your asian food faggot! the first time I had a corndog doesnt mean I sucked you off. She said be a simple man if you want that pack of newports. but im just sitting on the bench and that douchewaffle is pinchin my bag hell im only getting a point! thats the last time I go to that petting zoo..
but next week she told me she loved me either way. It didnt matter to me cause breakfast wasn't too bad. I always loved the way she would find a wild hog for the bacon every morning. but when obama was on one she told me she couldnt keep chewing grizz green, it burned her lip. I said fine bitch! just spray that axe up your ass! cause next time some hoebag sells you 25i as lsd dont come crawling to me ill be back at the pandora lounge listening to reruns of law and order.
"and thats how I got tuberculosis" she said with a kind of timid whisper only a mother gets when she plays call of duty.
"ninja please! let me use your pee." I said with as much desperation as a heroin addict taking a weekly shit.
"your PO knows that you dont have TB! the disease will show up in the urine" she pleaded.
"well it looks like you going to have to give it to me. give it to me good baby, we only got one shot at this."
And as the man spreads his asscheeks the woman prepares to spread her filth as thouroughly as she can. Suddenly, the only way they could wash the sheets was by wrapping their moldy hotdogs in tin foil. If they would have known what was about to happen, they would have turned off the radio and headed back to the south side of town.
"Give me the poster!" a masked stranger said as he fell down the stairs into the newly purchased ashes of the couples great aunt jim. "Get your make up out of his ass and cover my track marks!"
The couple looked at him with the sort of confusion a crocodile gets when attending a track meet. And as they sat around the fire singing Ho Hey the hockey game came to a halt when the salesman forgot to order a drink.
All in all dolphins put on a good a show, although my hacky sack was filled with coke rather than sand. I dont know if the tweaker got his newports, or if mary jane killed the pain, but what I do know is the legend travels on, one aids carrying rabbit at a time.
"ground zero" she said, looking off into the empty refridgerator.
"I love that episode."
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18231581 - 05/08/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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hy mstr tmbrn mn pl a sng 4 m am nt slpy n thr iz n plce am gn 2
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ChRnZN
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18233799 - 05/08/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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"i forgot we exist lol"
"no one has ever actually died they all just pretended. they're hiding somewhere"
Edited by ChRnZN (05/08/13 06:19 PM)
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#18244176 - 05/10/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Everytime your momma is so fat wilson.
Sometimes the whole way and beepootadoop to the rest of mainly in africa, and she goes on like cigarett butts times eighteen.
I dont know guys, some times i just lime ya know?
Its tough to lime...
EXCALIBUUUR!
sex
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