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beautifuldowngrade
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^^^But only on Tuesdays.
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twighead
mͯó



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fuck fuck eating a light! I'm going wild to bite!
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18001690 - 03/23/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS TEXTED HUMOR SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED WITH VISUAL HUMOR!?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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deadwk
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18002172 - 03/24/13 04:29 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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apakazam ajabazam
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beautifuldowngrade
Evil Friend

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: deadwk]
#18008877 - 03/25/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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That is obvious. She must have been a clipper. Shall I say anything to him? But he may ask. This is a great pity. But he may ask. You will be cold. You have not laughed once. It is no good whatever. And yet what else can we do? But they are all going in. We have not thought of a date. She must have alluded to her father. The Doctor sprang from his chair. We must not begin too suddenly. At twenty you stole horses. You know you do. KEEP OFF THE GRASS. Many shed tears. It irritated him a good deal. FOR SALE CHEAP. FOR SALE CHEAP. This is hostile magic.
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ChRnZN
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The sun comes up and i'm all washed out. Is this what Deaner was talkin about?
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#18017231 - 03/27/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noodle473 said: The sun comes up and i'm all washed out. Is this what Deaner was talkin about?
I can only tell you this and i can only tel you cat
That you have a toe
and it looks
kinda fat...
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18017303 - 03/27/13 02:39 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Noodlecat elite
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#18017344 - 03/27/13 03:04 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: Noodlecat elite
Im starting an alcholocaust
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Cavemen


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18017367 - 03/27/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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spin my meat, honey.
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sun_spots
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cavemen]
#18018096 - 03/27/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Biggie.
BIGGIE.
BIGGIE! Can't you see??
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#18022766 - 03/28/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
sun_spots said: Biggie.
BIGGIE.
BIGGIE! Can't you see??
Sometimes your words just NIGGUHNIGGUHNIGGUHNIGGUHNIGGUHFAGGUTFAGGUTFAGGUTFAGGUTFAGGUT
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Middleman

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#18033097 - 03/30/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#18033321 - 03/30/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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My brain is burger and my heart is charcoal...
Its closing time...
Now i cant seem to forget, but in my mind i get it...
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Cavemen


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18035970 - 03/31/13 02:42 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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rubber donkeys love chicken wieners.
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Cavemen


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cavemen]
#18044912 - 04/02/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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i love anonymous spinheads
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cavemen]
#18044917 - 04/02/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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the beez neeet
the beeeez neeeet
the beeeeezzzz neeet
thee beeeeeezzzzzzzzzz nich
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OnePerEyeM8
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#18044981 - 04/02/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Explanation of how animals know that you're tripping. As typed by me, in the future.
fig a. once someone really, truly gets to know you, they can likely predict basically how you would react in a given situation. that's because there are patterns in your behavior, certain little things that all your actions and reactions have in common, that people can actually start to pick up on after being exposed to them long enough.
fig b. likewise, if you were to mimic someone elses patterns of behavior - such as in a verbal response - to those around you, it wouldn't "sound" like something you would say. because those patterns are what make you, you.
fig c. Also likewise, if you tried to act like someone else - as in choosing a solution to a problem based on the way you *think* someone else would solve it - a relative (or anyone described by fig a.) may comment, "i didn't think you would do something like that," or, "you wouldn't do that, would you?"
These patterns of behavior are what make you, you. They're your personality.
Animals also pick up on patterns of behavior, though not the same ones that people do. They're how they recognize what the tone of their owner's voice means, whether it's a good time to jump into your lap, etc. Therefor, animals also get to know your personality. Even though it's a different personality than people know, it's still a constant, and unchanging personality. It still belongs to you.
When you take a drug, all of your behavior is influenced by the effects. It's the reason you can usually tell when someone is on a drug. If an unassuming passerby were to randomly encounter someone who was tripping, he would react in a certain way. That certain way wouldn't closely resemble any other behavior. The same thing is happening when someone notices their cat or dog is acting strangely while they're tripping, and has the suspicion that the animal senses what is happening to him. It's just the specific way the cat behaves in response to being around someone whose personality is altered by tripping.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: OnePerEyeM8]
#18045883 - 04/02/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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 hovering
Dont be palin
Hovering
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18068686 - 04/06/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Capsizing carpet capital capers called "North Dakota"
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