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seadragon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17875382 - 02/27/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
sun_spots said: I think I just pissed myself.
hawt
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: seadragon]
#17875598 - 02/27/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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I came down over the sleeping mountains where our wide toes plunged into the weeping shale to tear skin up off from the bottom.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17876146 - 02/27/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented] 2
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themusicofzann
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#17885833 - 03/01/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck salads everyday
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#17885865 - 03/01/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
lil_demented said:

lol it's funny because hairynutsack wouldn't be on autocorrected your mums dick
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The Lizard King
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17886765 - 03/01/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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That rug really tied the room together.
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Dr.Tooty
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My dreams fall like rain
On a downtown train.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dr.Tooty]
#17889071 - 03/01/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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THESE MELODIES KEEP REPEATING
EVERY TIME
A NEW EPIHPHANY
OMFG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I'M GOING TO CRY
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17890306 - 03/02/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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She forgot to lay the eggs...sheshaw shæhaw the dancers didnt have there feet at all... sheshaw shæhaw families in the graveyard digin up... sheshaw shæhaw she forgot how to use the lawn... sheshaw shæhaw diamonds in the horses stable on... sheshaw shæhaw they didnt have to whistle on... sheshaw shæhaw bones they say the weather's changing aww... sheshaw shæ-haw
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KT-BC



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17890775 - 03/02/13 04:25 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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-insert utternonsense here-
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17890991 - 03/02/13 07:30 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: THESE MELODIES KEEP REPEATING
EVERY TIME
A NEW EPIHPHANY
OMFG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I'M GOING TO CRY
Bleak wizardry! Take that basket away! I can't handle these eggs!
Holy northern equatorial regions of my soul, heathen witchcraft breaking black flat backs like crushing rocks of desperational counter-incongruency.
Forthwith!
Shout!
Nail him to the door! The lucky crow!
The black feathers of bleeding fuckery and frequent urinations from sodden lithoscopes. How? That is up to you, my friend.
That is entirely up to you.
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broken
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17891013 - 03/02/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'm drinking the notes of a symphony.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: broken]
#17891133 - 03/02/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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My vag is bleeding. Is anyone else's vag bleeding?
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Eddeee
Observer/messenger



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#17912813 - 03/06/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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You fucking bastards, You thought you would get a way with it? You thought you would keep the wool over my eyes?I have news for you, dick heads. I just want you to know that I KNOW. YOU FUCKERS I did see the Trueman show. dah. You know how I found out? It was the fucking Avocado's Yep the Avocados'. What the fuck, 2 for 50 cents? Really? I don't think so Not in the north in the middle of no where Yah right Maybe in Mexico but not here.You would be lucky to even find an avocado this time year let alone 2 for 50 cents.I Know when you found me all I had was a box of avocados and a martini. That does not mean I live off that shit! What the fuck
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sun_spots
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
#17912832 - 03/06/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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I know, right? GOD, elephants can be so pompous.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17912864 - 03/06/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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How are you?
How're you?
How are you?
How're you?
How are you?
Fucker.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17927396 - 03/09/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#17932995 - 03/10/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:
Invisible_Woe said: I was at an all night dinner the sign said triple X but they were talking bout root beer, im just sittin thinking about nothing lookin at the thin air breathin up the oxygen
3 years and 3 months ago
38 minutes, 40 seconds ago
4 months, 27 days ago
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Eddeee
Observer/messenger



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17954493 - 03/14/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hello Obviously you are listening. The fucking Avocados just sky rocketed in price. What the Hell. I need to learn to keep my mouth shut. And Since you are listening, Well, I have a few demands that would make this experiment much more pleasant for the both of us. First demand. I would like to see some more diversity in the people you have surrounded me with. NOT EVERYBODY HAS BIG FAT ASSES. It would be nice to see an Asian or a Mexican once in a while and more Blacks. Not everybody has a big ass and is red headed and has freckles. Really And that Thong thing the other day, Holy fuck That was disgusting. The only thought I had after that was suicide. Second Demand. Its about this stuff you all call food.Not everything should taste like Cardboard. Now I admit the avocados you all have been serving up are some of the best avocados I have ever had and that martini the other night was fantastic but This is a list of things that should not taste like fucking Cardboard or soggy Cardboard. Chicken should not taste like cardboard spaghetti should not taste like card board fish sticks should not taste like soggy cardboard Hamburgers should not taste like cardboard burritos should not taste like cardboard and FOR GODS SAKE TACOS SHOULD NOT TASTE LIKE CARDBOARD !! Come on now, do some research.
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