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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
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Ribbed picketcock
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SineWaveHighway


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17832627 - 02/19/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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the kitten looks at me while i type about her.
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Eddeee
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I am Cleverbot you are not human I am human but you are not I am Cleverbot I am a human but you are not. Im Cleverbot because im more clever than you because you are not human and I am human
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NWlight
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
#17832883 - 02/19/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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we are nothing but atoms trying to figure out what atoms are.

squeeze it good
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17832917 - 02/19/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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twighead said:

Ribbed picketcock
bak mai polcot twithin an inch of its life I porkon bathel thee twat twat twat! coptoromoux damnagon!
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lil_demented
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17833094 - 02/19/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm not sure why but a chipmunk just threw a kitten into a meat grinder on 2nd avenue during a thunder storm on a sunny day in west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where he spends most of his days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all cracking some nuts outside of the school When a couple of kids, they were up to no good started touching nuts in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're gay so you need to touch your uncle. Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack on sundays when your left arm is swolen from the bites of a thousand stink bugs from south africa. BangBrothers porn password u/n: dickweed p/w: shrimpdick
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Eddeee
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#17834849 - 02/20/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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all I have to say to that is Green fried tomato's sure is gooood
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sun_spots
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
#17834884 - 02/20/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- ShiVersblood said: shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters LordSenate said: Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.
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Eddeee
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17835105 - 02/20/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I told you it won't work. Smoking dried banana peels through a bell pepper won't get you high. We've tried that all ready. The green ones the red ones the yellow ones, none of them worked. I have three words for you. JUST STOP IT!!!
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Headacherelief



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syd Barrett]
#17835146 - 02/20/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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sitting here pondering, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Headacherelief]
#17835396 - 02/20/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Headacherelief said: sitting here pondering, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
why do you think they dont make tires out of pavement so you can drive everywhere.
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17835432 - 02/20/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe said:
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Headacherelief said: sitting here pondering, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
why do you think they dont make tires out of pavement so you can drive everywhere.
LOL. I can see it now. Mayhem. Imagine no roads and just people driving all over the place.
There's one major flaw in your plan, sir, and that is what if a car drives over mud with pavement tires? They'd sink and get stuck.
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Invisible_Woe

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Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said:
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Invisible_Woe said:
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Headacherelief said: sitting here pondering, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
why do you think they dont make tires out of pavement so you can drive everywhere.
LOL. I can see it now. Mayhem. Imagine no roads and just people driving all over the place.
There's one major flaw in your plan, sir, and that is what if a car drives over mud with pavement tires? They'd sink and get stuck.
Think about it, mud has no problem staying on pavement... were essentially reversing cocktails here
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17835789 - 02/20/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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lmfao! You're a funny guy. And great use of the cat graemlin.
Okay okay okay. So, a pavement-wheeled car has no trouble going through mud, check. There's one MAJOR flaw in your plan, though, that I just unrolled:
What if you go off of a slight ramp like 1 foot high and then the pavement wheels literally crack when you land... that would not be good.
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Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (02/20/13 12:54 PM)
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Eddeee
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Headacherelief]
#17837765 - 02/20/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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You ask why we drive on parkways and park in drive ways. Well I'll tell you. This whole situation was designed so you can ask why. and so you can ponder that very thought. Yes. it was designed all for you, The master plan was thought up way before you were even born. It was all for this very day so you could come on Shroomery and ask that very question "why do we drive on parkways and park in drive ways"?. Then as planned, a discussion would ensue on the merits and drive ability of cars on mud and mud on pavement and pavement on cars ect ect, thus giving us a complete understanding of the whole universe. Today has been a very important day for the whole world and you have played a key role. I know your parents never told you about this but that would of severely compromise the out come of this experiment. I know all this must be very shocking to you but as requested by other members, As of tomorrow we will be driving on drive ways and we will be parking on parkways. and last but not least I would like to thank you for your participation in this grand experiment
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
#17840467 - 02/21/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: You ask why we drive on parkways and park in drive ways. Well I'll tell you. This whole situation was designed so you can ask why. and so you can ponder that very thought. Yes. it was designed all for you, The master plan was thought up way before you were even born. It was all for this very day so you could come on Shroomery and ask that very question "why do we drive on parkways and park in drive ways"?. Then as planned, a discussion would ensue on the merits and drive ability of cars on mud and mud on pavement and pavement on cars ect ect, thus giving us a complete understanding of the whole universe. Today has been a very important day for the whole world and you have played a key role. I know your parents never told you about this but that would of severely compromise the out come of this experiment. I know all this must be very shocking to you but as requested by other members, As of tomorrow we will be driving on drive ways and we will be parking on parkways. and last but not least I would like to thank you for your participation in this grand experiment
Ya know, I suspected as much. You are very welcome by the way.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Headacherelief]
#17840538 - 02/21/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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haven't slept all night, haven't even taken any stimulants within the passed 48 hours either. Felt like I should share this here because it is complete utter nonsense. Fuck I've really turned into an insomniac...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zee007]
#17840595 - 02/21/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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when you go all the way down the rabbit hole, you'll find a big ol rabbit.
The rabbit once told me "there was no need for me to go down there. it's all meaningless anyway. You just chose to go down the hole"
so what now?
you just do whatever you want, in the long run it doesn't matter
you'll find the source eventually
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LittleDipster]
#17840932 - 02/21/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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IT'S RAINING MONEY
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17841394 - 02/21/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Drak the Mandrake stood at the foot of a large mountain and looked upwards. "Bumbaclot!" came the echo of the Great Rasta Jesus from far above in the snow capped peaks.
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