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Almond Flour
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17770832 - 02/09/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: Erma. I am mostly cool, mostly patient
six days at the bottom of the ocean... whispers?
She won a divorce
Thats a good song by the way. Youtube it if you havnt already
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#17771322 - 02/09/13 05:00 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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**THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**STANDBY**
**INFORMATION TO FOLLOW**
**WE ARE READY TO TRANSMIT**
**THIS IS THE VOICE OF INSTRUCT-RELAY AUTOMATIC, IN AND FOR THE PLANET YOU OF THE EARTH CALL JUPITER**
**ON BEHALF OF THE HONOURABLE KORTON REPRESENTATIVE**
**WE ARE READY TO BEGIN WITH THE INFORMATION WHICH WE HAVE FOR THESE INDIVIDUALS IN THIS TIME PERIOD**
**LET US BEGIN WITH THE INDIVIDUAL TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE INSTRUMENT**
Edited by Mad_Larkin (02/09/13 05:08 AM)
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17771586 - 02/09/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: **THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**STANDBY**
**INFORMATION TO FOLLOW**
**WE ARE READY TO TRANSMIT**
**THIS IS THE VOICE OF INSTRUCT-RELAY AUTOMATIC, IN AND FOR THE PLANET YOU OF THE EARTH CALL JUPITER**
**ON BEHALF OF THE HONOURABLE KORTON REPRESENTATIVE**
**WE ARE READY TO BEGIN WITH THE INFORMATION WHICH WE HAVE FOR THESE INDIVIDUALS IN THIS TIME PERIOD**
**LET US BEGIN WITH THE INDIVIDUAL TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE INSTRUMENT**
**ESTABLISHING CONNECTION BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOPADY DOO
**CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
**BEGIN TRANSMISSION ...were on?... okay
This is gward from the planet gward. The sandwiches have begun the attract on the meTal stand.. oh go all the bananas..
**END TRANSMISSION
FURTHER AND FURTHER ON THE SEAS OF THE SCURGE
-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17772649 - 02/09/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Connection has failed! Connection has failed! Connection has failed! Connection has been lost!
Connection has failed! Connection has failed! Connection has failed! Connection refused!
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17773160 - 02/09/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Killamonkey dun dun cock!
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Wise Toad

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17775330 - 02/09/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Eddeee
Observer/messenger



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#17776696 - 02/10/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its unheard off Cockroaches open doors for no one. Not even little people. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT !!
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sun_spots
Good boob day



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eddeee]
#17776787 - 02/10/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have to poop.
-------------------- ShiVersblood said: shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters LordSenate said: Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17776805 - 02/10/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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ha ooohh ha ohhhh huh oahoahQuote:
sun_spots said: I have to poop.
poop has to me... what does that make me? some sort of loli breakfast machine?... i wish
-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17778391 - 02/10/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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Amphiphilosophical

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#17778531 - 02/10/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wish my cereal was endless.
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Mad_Larkin

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**STANDBY FOR INITIATION OF KRYPTO-SPLICE**
**THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**COMMENCING KRYPTO-SPLICE**
**THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL**
**STANDBY**
**CENTRAL CONTROL THIS IS ADDIE**
**CENTRAL CONTROL THIS IS ADDIE**
**KRYPTO-SPLICE STATUS 102030/200399103 DNA-bytes**
**ON BEHALF OF THE HONOURABLE KORTON REPRESENTATIVE**
**WE ARE READY TO BEGIN WITH THE INFORMATION WHICH WE HAVE FOR THESE INDIVIDUALS WITHIN THIS TIME PERIOD**
**KRYPTO-SPLICE STATUS 1883030/200399103 DNA-bytes**
**LET US BEGIN WITH THE INDIVIDUALS TO THE LEFT-FOREFRONT OF THE INSTRUMENT**
**IT IS THUS TERMED MIRACLES BECAUSE IT EH, SEEMINGLY, EHM, APPLIES TO EACH INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENTLY BUT EHM, BRINGS VERY SUCCINCT EHM, ENLIGHTENMENT ERUDITION EHM**
**KRYPTO-SPLICE STATUS 180399103/200399103 DNA-bytes**
**WE ARE ONLY COMMITED TO THAT WHICH IS EHM, ALMIGHTY GOD EHM, FATHER OF LIGHT, EHM**
**CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-EHM**
**ON BEHALF OF THE HONOURABLE KORTON REPRESENTATIVE EHM, WE ARE ENDING OUR TRANSMISSION, EHM**
**KRYPTO-SPLICE STATUS 200320103/200399103 DNA-bytes**
**DISCONTINUE**
**KRYPTO-SPLICE STATUS 200399103/200399103 DNA-bytes**
**DISCONTINUE**
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17778786 - 02/10/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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shut the fuck up
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SineWaveHighway


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17783240 - 02/11/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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open the fuck up!
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SineWaveHighway


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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#17784255 - 02/11/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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twighead said: shut the fuck up

The Temple being in darkness, and the Speaker ascended into his place let him begin by a ritual of the Enterer, as followeth. ו Procul, O procul este profani. Bahlasti! Ompehda! In the name of the Mighty and Terrible One, I proclaim that I have banished the Shells unto their habitations. I invoke Tahuti, the Lord of Wisdom and of Utterance, the God that cometh forth from the Veil. O Thou! Majesty of Godhead! Wisdom-crowned Tahuti! Lord of the Gates of the Universe! Thee, Thee, I invoke. O Thou of the Ibis Head! Thee, Thee I invoke. Thou who wieldest the Wand of Double Power! Thee, Thee I invoke! Thou who bearest in Thy left hand the Rose and Cross of Light and Life: Thee, Thee, I invoke. Thou, whose head is as an emerald, and Thy nemmes as the night-sky blue! Thee, Thee I invoke. Thou, whose skin is of flaming orange as though it burned in a furnace! Thee, Thee I invoke. Behold! I am Yesterday, To-Day, and the Brother of To-Morrow! I am born again and and again. Mine is the Unseen Force, whereof the Gods are sprung! Which is as Life unto the Dwellers in the Watch-Towers of the Universe. I am the Charioteer of the East, Lord of the Past and of the Future. I see by mine own inward light: Lord of Resurrection; Who cometh forth from the Dusk, and my birth is from the House of Death. O ye two Divine Hawks upon your Pinnacles! Who keep watch over the Universe! Ye who company the Bier to the House of Rest! Who pilot the Ship of Ra advancing onwards to the heights of heaven! Lord of the Shrine which standeth in the Centre of the Earth! Behold, He is in me, and I in Him! Mine is the Radiance, wherein Ptah floatheth over the firmament! I travel upon high! I tread upon the firmament of Nu! I raise a flashing flame, with the lightning of Mine Eye! Ever rushing on, in the splendour of the daily glorified Ra: giving my life to the Dwellers of Earth. If I say "Come up upon the mountains!" the Celestial Waters shall flow at my Word. For I am Ra incarnate! Kephra created in the Flesh! I am the Eidolon of my father Tmu, Lord of the City of the Sun! The God who commands is in my mouth! The God of Wisdom is in my Heart! My tongue is the Sanctuary of Truth! And a God sitteth upon my lips. My Word is accomplished every day! And the desire of my heart realises itself, as that of Ptah when He createth! I am Eternal; therefore all things are as my designs; therefore do all things obey my Word. Therefore do Thou come forth unto me from Thine abode in the Silence: Unutterable Wisdom! All-Light! All-Power! Thoth! Hermes! Mercury! Odin! By whatever name I call Thee, Thou art still nameless to Eternity:. Come Thou forth, I say, and aid and guard me in this work of Art. Thou, Star of the East, that didst conduct the Magi! Thou art The Same all-present in Heaven and in Hell! Thou that vibratest between the Light and the Darkness! Rising, descending! Changing ever, yet ever The Same! The Sun is Thy Father! Thy Mother is the Moon! The Wind hath borne Thee in its bosom: and Earth hath ever nourished the changeless Godhead of Thy Youth! Come Thou forth, I say, come Thou forth! And make all Spirits subject unto Me: So that every Spirit of the Firmament And of the Ether. And of the Earth. And under the Earth. On dry land And in the Water. Of whirling Air And of rushing Fire. And every Spell and Scourge of God the Vast One, may be obedient unto Me! I invoke the priestess of the Silver Star, Asi the Curved One, by the ritual of Silence. I make open the gate of Bliss; I descend from the Palace of the Stars; I greet you, I embrace you, O children of Earth, that are gathered together in the Hall of Darkness. (A pause.) The Speech in the Silence. The Words against the Son of Night. The Voice of Tahuti in the Universe in the Presence of the Eternal. The Formulas of Knowledge. The Wisdom of Breath. The Root of Vibration. The Shaking of the Invisible. The Rolling Asunder of the Darkness. The Becoming Visible of Matter. The Piercing of the Scales of the Crocodile. The Breaking Forth of the Light! (Follows the Lection.) There is an end of the speech; let the Silence of darkness be broken; let it return into the silence of light. The speaker silently departs; the listeners disperse unto their homes; yea, they disperse unto their homes.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#17784313 - 02/11/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Day review:
The girl running through my head didn't text me.
My wisdom teeth (right side) started to hurt again last night.
Ran in the rain and got dirty.
Drinking some water out of a mason jar.
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sun_spots
Good boob day



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FU MAN, CHU got a problem?
-------------------- ShiVersblood said: shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters LordSenate said: Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#17785339 - 02/11/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#17785340 - 02/11/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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