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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Darwin23]
    #17100861 - 10/25/12 06:11 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The owls are not as they appear....


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lilhippiegirl]
    #17128392 - 10/30/12 12:54 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Pimpin' like I'm campin' bonin' fifty with a forty whats your twenty, honey, papas all alone.


WOOAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAOOOOW


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17144559 - 11/01/12 08:01 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Shorty get it together
Diced pineapple

Shorty so fine, pussy so fresh
Diced pineapples that my baby tastes the best

Diced pineapples, talking diamonds by the jar
Bitch so bad got me wishing I could sing

Diced pineapples I just bought my girl a set
I know my lifestyle wild I just do it for the set

I'm so fly that I shouldn't even walk. She so fine she ain't even gotta talk
Diced pineapples


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that's not art, it's shit tickets
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #17144753 - 11/01/12 08:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah beaster?

Hahaha.


Guess what? This week I broke the record for most syncopated braincells.

So you can take your wheatgrass and shove it up your ass.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17146831 - 11/02/12 07:40 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I pass approximately 3.254 pounds of stool per day, on average.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
    #17173796 - 11/06/12 04:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17176291 - 11/06/12 10:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

the sun talks too much color, he needs to stay quiet. I heard thunder coming from him the other day and thought that the werld wuz mending

dams of sea salt only last so long till the whole town is engulfed in a lava flow

flipping trampolines in the rain

follow through if you want to die

damn it feels good to not exist

the koalas tricked me into the mental Popsicle so to get back at them I jumped


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
    #17176799 - 11/07/12 01:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

In this vibrant bloom of euphoria we, the energy, would surge throughout the veins of this omniconscious experience.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17176905 - 11/07/12 02:43 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

the snozberries taste like snozberries..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KT-BC]
    #17177161 - 11/07/12 05:38 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

i gave that dog to the man with the hot dog stand
it shit in my van


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #17177357 - 11/07/12 07:03 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Diced pineapple


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that's not art, it's shit tickets
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beautifuldowngrade] * 1
    #17177422 - 11/07/12 07:17 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

tossed salad :datass:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #17177467 - 11/07/12 07:29 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Fat dick, three beers, little man!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #17177514 - 11/07/12 07:39 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
tossed salad :datass:





:ilold:


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that's not art, it's shit tickets
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #17177534 - 11/07/12 07:43 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry, I haven't the time to rhyme.

All of these words cannot possibly fit into a sentence.

Can you direct me to a place where my questions will be answered?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #17177562 - 11/07/12 07:51 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

god's eternal realm is a lonely one. that's why we did him a favor by being born so we can help that nigga out wit some big booty bounce


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LittleDipster]
    #17177628 - 11/07/12 08:12 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sorry.

You forgot,

There's a hole there.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17177658 - 11/07/12 08:21 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

The world is a stage.





Smoke weed till you die.  :happyweed:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #17178963 - 11/07/12 12:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

When we meet with good intentions in mind, it's like tying your arms to the northbound train.
When you extend your hand for peace, it's like tying your legs to the southbound train.
We practiced this speech well, but the bullshit is stronger than your rotten breath.
When you hold your hand and cry apologies, all I can hear is the train bell ringing "All aboard".
The trains begin tugging.

You pulled me in to feel my touch, I hear your torso giving up, I'll never forget the way you hugged, flaps of flesh hanging at the ends of your body, bones and muscles skipping along the tracks, they're falling out part by part... what a disgusting mess you are inside.
The trains pick up speed and are no longer in sight, happy to have company.
I close the night off with a dance along the tracks


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17179128 - 11/07/12 01:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

FUZZY PUPPIES FUZZY PUPPIES FUZZY PUPPIES FUZZY PUPPIES FUZZY PUPPIES FUZZY PUPPIES









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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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