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OfflineDeemstar
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17069455 - 10/20/12 08:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Human meat comes in a variety of flavors. Little boys and girls tend to taste best due to their tender meat. My favorite is sun baked baby, tastes a lot like beef jerky.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Deemstar]
    #17069522 - 10/20/12 08:17 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The fox approached the edge of the tree-line
and sat on the grass, panting, alternating
between watching me and scanning
the nearby forest. I could think of
nothing to do but crouch on one leg
and place my hands upon the ancient
earth. A spin of glistening brown and a soft scratch
of paws on needles and she was gone, back into
the ether of the thicket. And I, there on the well
trodden path, defined through the woods like an
explanation of how I could never leave
the winding lines of civilization.


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"That's the vernacular, isn't it?" --Mrs. Peel


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
    #17069628 - 10/20/12 08:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Penish...my Peeeenish.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Dr.Tooty]
    #17069887 - 10/20/12 09:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: uber_aj]
    #17070308 - 10/20/12 10:54 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

uber_aj said:
As he gazed in agony upon the rancid leftovers of pygmy marmoset and red panda left behind, no doubt, by the Pindelguards of Antita, the jimmies on Cornelius' neck began to rustle like fields of wheat exacerbated by crop-circle makers.

"Sons of incorrigible prostitutes... This is the beginning of cholera," he muttered, dropping to his knees. Painstakingly, Cornelius began to dig up the earth with his bare hands, his fingers scraping against the translucent flesh of grubs and the rougher variation of the Mandrake babies. Screams from the latter caused a stream of projectile vomit to be belched from his mouth as he dug, but even this was not enough to deter jimmies rustled to such a magnitude.

Sweat beaded up with dirt all over his monkey hair as the hours ticked on, but the unrelenting ape knew what had to be done. Poignantly he ensured that the dirt he removed was stacked around the hole evenly, in a circle for the rite. After some days had passed he sat down in the large hole and lit up a cigar rolled with thin layers of Banisteriopsis caapi, and exhaled in preparation. The sky turned pink in a heartbeat. Thousands of miles away rocks tumbled down a great mountain to mark the historic event. Cornelius reached behind himself and began scooping armfuls of dug-up dirt back into the earth where he sat, covering his legs. Then he leaned forward and did the same, until he was down to the sides of the hole and chest-deep in mud.

"Get ready you magnanimous cunts, you biting flies of the deep woods; I will avenge the fallen!" he shouted, before pulling the last pile of dirt over his head. Under the ground, he labored to breathe for several minutes, seeing red and the spread of his disease. Finally, the earth swallowed his spirit.

On a peak in the Andes, an alpaca looked in his direction, and shed a single tear.



:congrats:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity] * 1
    #17073692 - 10/21/12 03:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

One look back, one look forward.

Both of them looks in the same direction.

The man walk East, another walk West, and they never met.

A man masturbate, another ejaculate, a female lost her keys another one is playing with a pen.

A dog jump, a cat run, a lion reproduce and a goat yells.

A poor man doesn't get help, a rich lady is just rich.

One is happy, the other is sad.

Life starts, end, and we all wonder what it means.

The Official Utter Nonsense = Life.

:dontspillme:


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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

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Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Simplepowa]
    #17074036 - 10/21/12 04:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

slide on the horizon





i can touch the inner presence and i know of all the space and all the time... i ask the reason why... the legions THE LEGIONS!!! IT WAS THEM IN THE WALLS... but seriously dem rats in deese walls


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17074130 - 10/21/12 04:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

INtrepidly seeking that which sets you apart from the twirling cavalcade that is Terra Firma.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17074700 - 10/21/12 06:10 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

give 1k to my neice


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17093409 - 10/24/12 04:49 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The eraser looked sad when the paper broke off.

She felt like she just killed someone.

And she just did.

The paper died slowly in front of her tiny eyes.


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Carl Sagan - "Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

---

Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Simplepowa]
    #17093438 - 10/24/12 04:55 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Through the cracks in the wall slow motion for all. Dripping out of the bar, someone smart said nothing at all. Im watching TV i guess thats a solution. They gave me a receipt that said i didnt buy nothing. So rust is a fire and our blood oxidizes my eyes roll around all around on the carpet. hit the deck its the decal man standing upside down and talking out of his pants!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17093697 - 10/24/12 05:41 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: uber_aj]
    #17093839 - 10/24/12 06:09 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Ronery rondas rich rascals release really rancorous rawrs ripping raunchy rips repeatedly rasping readily rising


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17095983 - 10/24/12 11:03 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

youll never die if you never grow old..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #17096024 - 10/24/12 11:10 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Depression? isnt that just a fancy word for feeling down?
:lookoverthere:  :nowaitstopdammit:
DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wheat farmer]
    #17096078 - 10/24/12 11:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

my demented powers are yours elone to erotic antisex cuffs

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598231

change that to a whistle and wet my blow


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
    #17096121 - 10/24/12 11:24 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Wet whistle blows a strange tune.


Imagine your mother calling, her face is pale: name Jane Moon.


Her gaze burns away all regret.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #17096235 - 10/24/12 11:44 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

ass in the face


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: acidjoint]
    #17100722 - 10/25/12 05:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: uber_aj]
    #17100741 - 10/25/12 05:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

There's some shooters in this house. Shame it's too cryptic. Why would they watch if they didn't want me to understand? I can't understand?


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