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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Constantine]
#16792585 - 09/05/12 01:49 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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The anatomy of inspiration.
Obscure threads captivate thoughts, tugging them along a dusky tangent whose path, passage, and propriety is something of a mystery... or a charade.
A promenade that terminates swiftly, as an action acts enzyme to epiphany, a catalyst to contemplation.
Life, metamorphised into raw data (do I dare suggest it was ever anything but?)... occurrences affixed within the subconscious into a single, stunningly cognicent, lucid, and incredibly succinct thought - custom tailored, specifically for your waking mind.
Immense progress at an equally exacting price, and so you grow.
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Salomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16792594 - 09/05/12 01:50 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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twighead said: The anatomy of inspiration.
Obscure threads captivate thoughts, tugging them along a dusky tangent whose path, passage, and propriety is something of a mystery... or a charade.
A promenade that terminates swiftly, as an action acts enzyme to epiphany, a catalyst to contemplation.
Life, metamorphised into raw data (do I dare suggest it was ever anything but?)... occurrences affixed within the subconscious into a single, stunningly cognicent, lucid, and incredibly succinct thought - custom tailored, specifically for your waking mind.
Immense progress at an equally exacting price, and so you grow.
but potatoes are not a country
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#16792828 - 09/05/12 02:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I, Twaticus.
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Eminence



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#16796289 - 09/05/12 11:49 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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No more lockopeep
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eminence]
#16797241 - 09/06/12 07:18 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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the riptide. that pull of water... the pulse
can you hear your own heartbeat ears capped
everything is so high right now.
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Salomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16797259 - 09/06/12 07:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ojyelhsa said: the riptide. that pull of water... the pulse
can you hear your own heartbeat ears capped
everything is so high right now.
i like sugar on my grapefruit too.
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TurbanJuice
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#16797545 - 09/06/12 09:17 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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But then what if I lathered my taint with mayonnaise ketchup mixture and spread it thick.
~Turban Juice
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TurbanJuice]
#16797614 - 09/06/12 09:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seasoned sensations slowly seep inside the soul, welcoming their imagined ghost brethren.
Every ebb makes the flow all the more vigorous. Even our masterful minds can not change the way of these things.
Fianchetto, en passant, castle, check and checkmate, will we even discern when this game is won?
Run, however it will, our indulgence ever on.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16799182 - 09/06/12 03:23 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cave monkey see, cave monkey do.
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Dietrootbear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#16799191 - 09/06/12 03:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said: Cave monkey see, cave monkey do.
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Aedium
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Changsta said: Here's a joke:
A rich dad told his son that if he gets good grades on his tests, he will get him anything he wants.
When the boy got an A on his test, his dad asked him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 purple ping pong balls.
The next test, the boy scored another A. His dad asks him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 more purple ping pong balls
Again, the son gets an A on next test. His dad asks him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 more purple ping pong balls.
This time, the son gets an A on the next test, and the dad asks him, "Alright son, now what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
Few months later, the son gets into a car accident and is sent directly to the ER.
The dad rushes over there and goes up to his son, who is in bed looking very pale and helpless.
He finally has the urge to ask his son:
"All this time, I could have bought you anything in this world that you ever wanted. A brand new car, a mansion, a laptop, or even your own private jet. Son, please tell me why you kept wanting 2 purple ping pong balls each time you got a good grade on your test?"
The son, slowly looks up at his dad, and softly replies:
"I...I.....I..." and he dies.
i laughed so hard at this
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Aedium]
#16800534 - 09/06/12 06:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Baby carrots and three cheeses for my stew Once an infant sneezes in jest What really is there left for you? Don't forget to put in the celery, too.
What is utter nonsense?
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Rah]
#16801087 - 09/06/12 07:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tumbled into the thickets have we? Mucky mud sops and pops on our toes. Somethings out there have got eyes on us now
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16811790 - 09/08/12 03:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im bringing saucy back, so happy i have lost my edge..
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe] 1
#16811807 - 09/08/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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meadow muncher!
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#16811809 - 09/08/12 03:13 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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who put this headspace here.
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Eminence



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16812075 - 09/08/12 03:56 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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ut way, he tay, uck fay, s ay, ig pay, tin lay?
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eminence]
#16812180 - 09/08/12 04:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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rer zis dis nit pig raxattin
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16812193 - 09/08/12 04:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
#16812240 - 09/08/12 04:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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catawampus motherfucker
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