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Salomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16773822 - 09/01/12 10:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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DAMMIT BOBBY!
-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#16777279 - 09/02/12 04:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16777820 - 09/02/12 05:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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its just doesn't make any sense, how could 2+2 equal fart? fucking einstein couldn't solve such an intricate equation.
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Ghostwriter
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#16777825 - 09/02/12 05:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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the portable parabula on the south paradox is leaking gratuity as we speak
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Eminence



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ghostwriter]
#16777851 - 09/02/12 06:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ghostwriter said: the portable parabula on the south paradox is leaking gratuity as we speak
The danger of said gratuity leak is on an extra medium level, break out the fleshlights, it's gonna be a loooong cake walk.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eminence]
#16778685 - 09/02/12 09:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe] 1
#16778704 - 09/02/12 09:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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once upon a time...my foot in your ass.
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Eminence



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16778711 - 09/02/12 09:15 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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YAHWEH the merciless
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eminence]
#16778716 - 09/02/12 09:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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My dance upon my tomb my butterfly wings i've sewn my aching for home
If you want my spirit whole release me let me go only then can i awake
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#16779820 - 09/03/12 02:20 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- These are not the answers you should be questioning.
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16780159 - 09/03/12 06:12 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Once upon a rhyme There was a little rhythm. Which can be said for most occasions.
Traverse the valley with haste Get to higher ground The surroundings are closing in on us
Us What is this Why again Even then it was the same
My feet ache and i sleep more Let someone else decide Im so fucking tired of this shit. So Fucking Tired.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16785612 - 09/04/12 08:42 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuzzy caterpillar. Making her way down the stairs. Out of the shade, into the sun. I cant help but wonder if she knows what waits for her beyond the steps. Will i ever know her original intent? Perhaps she has transcended reason and merely crawls forward because that's the only direction she knows...
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16785641 - 09/04/12 08:52 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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The acrid taste of blood shocks me back to this reality An astonished, dumbfounded moment as I gape at the gash in my lip How long had my teeth been at it?
Such a timespan riddled with thoughts such as would prove difficult to measure... The cruelty of imaginations doubled edge sword never failing ability to appropriate its toll Pietous sentiments meet the rapid conflagration of avid indifference A forsaken void begs to be furnished but nothing matches the walls of this perverse and wayward mind
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16785792 - 09/04/12 09:32 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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A thousand Mogwai upon you, good sir.
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Best In The World
Respect The Pipebomb



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] 4
#16785859 - 09/04/12 09:57 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's a joke:
A rich dad told his son that if he gets good grades on his tests, he will get him anything he wants.
When the boy got an A on his test, his dad asked him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 purple ping pong balls.
The next test, the boy scored another A. His dad asks him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 more purple ping pong balls
Again, the son gets an A on next test. His dad asks him, "Okay son, what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
So the dad gets him 2 more purple ping pong balls.
This time, the son gets an A on the next test, and the dad asks him, "Alright son, now what would you like?"
Son replies, "2 purple ping pong balls"
Few months later, the son gets into a car accident and is sent directly to the ER.
The dad rushes over there and goes up to his son, who is in bed looking very pale and helpless.
He finally has the urge to ask his son:
"All this time, I could have bought you anything in this world that you ever wanted. A brand new car, a mansion, a laptop, or even your own private jet. Son, please tell me why you kept wanting 2 purple ping pong balls each time you got a good grade on your test?"
The son, slowly looks up at his dad, and softly replies:
"I...I.....I..." and he dies.
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twighead
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You are the laughing stock Of the absent minded Confessions stuck in your mouth And long gone fevers reappear
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16788584 - 09/04/12 06:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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"But you just said...."
"And so I did my young lover. We are contrary creatures, us humans, but that isn't something we need be afraid of, or even much troubled by. And if you make a list of those people who worship consistency, you'll find that they are one and all tyrants or would-be tyrants. Ruling over thousands, or over a husband or a wife, or some cowering child. Never fear contradiction, it is at the very heart of diversity"
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16788607 - 09/04/12 06:42 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lying with a lover is something that belongs to the night, and that makes sense, because it was in the midst of true darkness that the first fire of life was born, flickering awake to drive back the unchanging absence of light. To lie with a lover is to celebrate the creation of fire. From this in the flesh, to the world beyond.
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16792093 - 09/05/12 12:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Communication lay even beyond the lips. Absorption caterer's to even the deaf
Few understand All take in
The power of electricity
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Constantine
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16792423 - 09/05/12 01:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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