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lar20
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thoughts]
#16758069 - 08/30/12 03:29 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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lord nelsons trousers theres a snake his boot!
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lar20]
#16758102 - 08/30/12 03:43 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've kept it for awhile. A rather cold owl made of polymer sheets, he kinda shimmers a bit in the moonlight. Careful when you look at him because he gets offended if you look at his polymer penis and will give you some harsh words over it. He will also make you a lovely cup of tea though so worry not.
I think I shall name him Stewart.
When you're done puttin on your tuxedo made entirely of snake-skin, come out to the open bar and drink 5 gin and tonics and smoke half your pack of cigarettes. Then grab a shovel and start just kinda slowly chipping away at the top soil of the ground outside. Peel off a 6 foot by 6 foot area of top soil. Sprinkle some nutmeg in this area you have created. Lay in it.
Wait for me there.
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lar20
Strange guy in a park



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#16758113 - 08/30/12 03:46 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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NO! explained the little boy. The scholar said "listen buddy this is happening one way or another so you might as well accept it". And that my friends is the day little jimmy became a man.
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lar20]
#16758609 - 08/30/12 08:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Feel free to stop this ride anytime Im gettin off at the next station
What?
My legs?
Oh. So thats whats been carrying me around. Hm. Install breaks? How does this work again:
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16765949 - 08/31/12 01:39 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Deities indulge in savoring singularity. Space and time deteriorate. Quivering at the possibilities
Sink your teeth into the ocean Taste the gnarly swells This is communication
There is a level we strive to obtain Maintain And refrain from falling back to old tendencies
Electrify me with the nature This rapidly growing understanding of who we are Reiteration This is communication
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beautifuldowngrade
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16766151 - 08/31/12 02:23 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Flidder bookin titty bombs to go.
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ChRnZN
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So my suster wanted to teach her some parlor games. Poker? Yeah, and I punched her in the face too
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#16766257 - 08/31/12 02:42 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Noodle473 said: So my suster wanted to teach her some parlor games. Poker? Yeah, and I punched her in the face too
i would say its more of a paddling situation, brinign on our own midget... DONT MATTER HOW STUMPY!
wake up painful sister
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the_drummer
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16766749 - 08/31/12 04:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Farfignuggen
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
#16767065 - 08/31/12 05:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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i broke my broccoli.
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#16767110 - 08/31/12 05:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: i broke my broccoli.
Apocalypse's razorbacks beat wings on glass as thunder cracks so who cares anyway..? potatoes... they sure as hell dont care!!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16767156 - 08/31/12 05:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe said:
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zZZz said: i broke my broccoli.
Apocalypse's razorbacks beat wings on glass as thunder cracks so who cares anyway..? potatoes... they sure as hell dont care!!
my friend, that is a precipitated remark i hope u know know that dragons do not have razor blades on their wings. just as a turtle doesn't fart on its point of origin because my name is rocko. shit happens man what can i say. fuck if i say otherwise. my shoe.
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mrjynxx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#16767163 - 08/31/12 05:35 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mrjynxx]
#16767171 - 08/31/12 05:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah when you square out the quantum physics of the geographical nature on the quadualum reflex ginger market he should probably be alright
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Ghostwriter
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ghostwriter]
#16767173 - 08/31/12 05:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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but if clearance observered the brightness of the angel on fox trot freelance corner then the speed of recession should be 2 light fixtures from the constellation
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ghostwriter]
#16767198 - 08/31/12 05:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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wrong. 2 + 2 equals my ass. how can that possibly facilitate the need for an aspiring doctor of the esophagus? it just doesn't make sense because obviously it not only true but false aswell. de vinci was right, we're all butt nuggets.
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Ojyelhsa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#16770124 - 09/01/12 08:09 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fickle fragments fall like snow Ridged constraints endure the downpour
When the dust has settled and we free what is left of ourselves from the storm This is when we gain the knowledge needed to push into the next realm
We live beyond ourselves And we mold to this ideal.
Have you cast your thunderbolt unto the earth below Do you still look to the sky for the answers
Cranium overflows Who catches the excess Or will we stand ankle deep in wasted potential.
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16771459 - 09/01/12 02:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Consistent entireties rise up in billowing flames Fluent freedoms crumple in the dearth
When the ocean is disquieted and we chain everything of ourselves in the calm This is when we lose our ignorance, unnecessarily extracting us from this reality
We die within one another and we abstain from our imperfections
Pull forth your lifeless airs from the sky above you still blind yourself to the questions that lie below your feet
imagination exhausted this one exudes the deficiency or will he lay drowning in the frothing seas of hoarded impossibilities
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#16771521 - 09/01/12 02:41 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I tell ya h'wut
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#16771559 - 09/01/12 02:49 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said:

I tell ya h'wut
MY AIRSTREAM HAS BEEN STOLEN BY DOPERS and yes, it's a goddamn automobile
DOPESNIFFERS DOPESNIFFERS
Horse-thieving is a hanging offense, HANGING OFFENSE
HELL, THIS THING HAS A COMMODE AND A KARAOKE MACHINE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW THESE FUCKING DOPERS OFF THE GODDAMN MAP
SON OF A BITCH
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