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Offlinetwighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 1
    #16661723 - 08/07/12 04:49 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Gestures of dominance pervade the situation;

unconsciously.

The reprogrammers of nature presume they perceive precisely;

consciously.

Separation defined, by nature itself - the paradox continues;

eternally.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #16663318 - 08/07/12 09:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Get off me arse you wee bitty fuck, if I pull out me claymore your shit outta luck.


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
    #16665479 - 08/08/12 10:36 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Here's a little inquiry into your functioning state...

A) My vertex faces alteration with every wavering state

B) My scalp whispers secrets whenever I speculate

C) When I fret I realize that the aggregate is naught but nugatory

D) An ensemble of visions shepherd me along the way



A (ambivalence)  B (beatitude) C (chafed) D (driven)

Decide your amalgamation of your being before you press forward,

for ABDC could mean bliss and CDBA could mean horror.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
    #16666383 - 08/08/12 03:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Read what i feed
Nutrition duely forced
And here you wonder and ponder the meaning behind the syllables
What tree did they climb.
Its the foliage not precipitation.

This also condinsates on the rim of your glass.
Eager to take a sip

Foaming at the mouth
They breath words of wisdom and insight
Far beyond what my ears are cable of consuming

And then we remember how to be happy
Without compromise
Or clarity

Who decided this and that.
Fuck theres mud on my shoes.
Shoulda just kept walkin but man
this swing sure feels nice


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16667292 - 08/08/12 06:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

hail satan


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16671318 - 08/09/12 01:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

hail satan


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16671542 - 08/09/12 02:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

she knelt down and gazed upon her reflection before drinking from the stagnant pond

:seriousamanita:


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16671857 - 08/09/12 03:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Ojyelhsa said:
hail satan




you are layin on the carpet like your're satin in a coffin you said "do you belive what your saying?" i said yeah but not that often!


are you dead or are there probably fossils under your meat?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16674943 - 08/10/12 03:38 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Any song Beefheart ever wrote is perfect for this thread.

Pena
Her little head clinking
Like uh barrel of red velvet balls
Full past noise
Treats filled 'er eyes
Turning them yellow like enamel coated tacks
Soft like butter hard not t' pour
Out enjoying the sun while sitting on
Uh turned on waffle iron
Smoke billowing up from between her legs
Made me vomit beautifully
'n crush uh chandelier
Fall on my stomach 'n view her
>From uh thousand happened facets
Liquid red salt ran over crystals
I later band-aided the area
Sighed
Oh well it was worth it
Pena pleased but sore from sitting
Chose t' stub 'er toe
'n view the white pulps horribly large
In their red pockets
I'm tired of playing baby," she explained
'n out of uh blue felt box let escape
One yellow butterfly the same size
Its droppings were tiny green phosphorus worms
That moved in tuck 'n rolls that clacked
'n whispered in their confinement
Three little burnt scotch taped windows
Several yards away
Mouths open t' tongues that vibrated
'n lost saliva
Pena exclaimed, "That's the raspberries


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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: xanderofpella]
    #16676435 - 08/10/12 12:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i have an uber shiny quarter from 1984 how does that even potato?

i mean i said "until we die"


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16678120 - 08/10/12 05:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Idiot]
    #16683660 - 08/11/12 07:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ketchup and mustard only please
you know what? put some cheese on it too
yeah, and lettuce,
which of course means i want a tomato
ooo, how about some onions too.

ya think ranch would be good? yeah, add ranch.
mmm, and bacon, i HAVE to have bacon.

whats that on that plate over there?
chicken?
yeah, i want that.
no, no anything else.
just chicken.
and a coke
no, a water.
yeah, chicken and water.


wait,
you know something?
i already ate!
haha. never mind, just water.

whats that?
oh this in my hand?
oh, its water. so i guess i dont need that either.


have a nice day!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16684855 - 08/11/12 10:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:obamafrown:  :thebaron:


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16689967 - 08/12/12 09:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Ojyelhsa said:
ketchup and mustard only please
you know what? put some cheese on it too
yeah, and lettuce,
which of course means i want a tomato
ooo, how about some onions too.

ya think ranch would be good? yeah, add ranch.
mmm, and bacon, i HAVE to have bacon.

whats that on that plate over there?
chicken?
yeah, i want that.
no, no anything else.
just chicken.
and a coke
no, a water.
yeah, chicken and water.


wait,
you know something?
i already ate!
haha. never mind, just water.

whats that?
oh this in my hand?
oh, its water. so i guess i dont need that either.


have a nice day!



id like a large gorilla with that pineapple flavored giraffe...... that comes in black right?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16691731 - 08/13/12 05:43 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:

Ojyelhsa said:
ketchup and mustard only please
you know what? put some cheese on it too
yeah, and lettuce,
which of course means i want a tomato
ooo, how about some onions too.

ya think ranch would be good? yeah, add ranch.
mmm, and bacon, i HAVE to have bacon.

whats that on that plate over there?
chicken?
yeah, i want that.
no, no anything else.
just chicken.
and a coke
no, a water.
yeah, chicken and water.


wait,
you know something?
i already ate!
haha. never mind, just water.

whats that?
oh this in my hand?
oh, its water. so i guess i dont need that either.


have a nice day!



id like a large gorilla with that pineapple flavored giraffe...... that comes in black right?





That comes with a side of black jack and a royal flush in poker. The winnings are dressed in a light salsa with a lil tango for dessert.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16692697 - 08/13/12 11:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Leering forth from the darkness comes a dissonant monster in disguise,

Guides you here but drops you there

Shows you this but gives you that

Forever reneging your expectations if only for that glimpse of sorrow

corrupt?


Humanity.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #16694976 - 08/13/12 06:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

All-possibilitism



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #16699406 - 08/14/12 03:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)



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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: xanderofpella]
    #16705151 - 08/15/12 04:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

And all these people gathered
to honour the one who had died,
was it a man, a woman, a warrior,
a king, a fool, and where were
the statues, the likeness painted
on plaster and stone?

yet so they stood or sat, the wine
spilling at their feet, dripping red
from their hands, with wasps
in their dying season spinning
about in sweet thirst and drunken
voices cried out, stung awake

voices blended in confused
profusion, the question asked
again then again - why? But this
is where the truth finds its own wonder,
for the question was not why did
this one die, or such to justify

for in their heart of milling lives
there were none for whome
this gathering was naught
but an echo, of former selves.
They asked, again and yet again,
why are we here?

The one who died had no name
but every name, no face but every
face of those who gathered,
and so it was we who learned
among wasps swept past living
yet nerve-firing one last piercing

that we were the dead
and all in an unseen mind-
stood or sat a man, or a woman,
a warrior, queen or fool, who
in drunken leisure gave a moment's
thought to all passed by in life.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] * 1
    #16735112 - 08/20/12 11:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)



this is raw nonsense


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