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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Vore]
    #16532890 - 07/15/12 12:06 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

little did the man with the one eyed beard know, for the cucarachas could not die. they were immune to good shoes. having the knowledge of time travel, the cuarachas traveled to the past where they would enslave man for future generations. until the time would come, where the man with the one eyed beard would be born once more, to extinguish once and for all, those dirty little cucarachas. to be continued................................


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #16532897 - 07/15/12 12:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Robots gotta get back to robotin, damn robot machines.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #16536829 - 07/15/12 08:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'll fuckin kill you with a lego.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16537049 - 07/15/12 09:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'll kill you by fucking you with legos


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: HomeGrownInIdaho]
    #16537655 - 07/16/12 12:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I fucking kill legos


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
    #16537696 - 07/16/12 12:57 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i'll make a fucking house out of legos with a fucking backyard and a bbq out of legos and the works! bitch!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #16537707 - 07/16/12 01:00 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Legos are emulations of Atoms


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: eltonjohn]
    #16537784 - 07/16/12 01:40 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hitler was not a fucking vegetarian.
NOT A FUCKING VEGETARIAN!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Vore]
    #16537950 - 07/16/12 03:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hickory dickery dock, Tick tock the mouse ran up the cock, the cock shot one, the mouse ran down, and bit that fucker's balls off, Hickory dickery dock.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #16538946 - 07/16/12 11:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Dingle hoppers. Tin titty titty titty biscuits. Sharp zapatos.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #16538964 - 07/16/12 11:34 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I see said the blind man talking to the deaf dog that was listening intently.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: HomeGrownInIdaho]
    #16543035 - 07/17/12 01:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

thump thump thump
dirt sticks to the bottom of my feet.
the grass makes me wonder
if wandering over was necessary.
i miss nyuu.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16544721 - 07/17/12 01:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i've never seen a horse in a tree.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #16544751 - 07/17/12 01:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I accidentally the whole thread. :feelsweirdman:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #16544922 - 07/17/12 02:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Mauven menus marauding micks, medical morons mentioning midges, marscapone rednecks and house negros.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16545238 - 07/17/12 03:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

myself meeting mennonites masticating monstrous marzipan


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #16545388 - 07/17/12 03:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

poopshade


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: JRayV]
    #16545734 - 07/17/12 04:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

learning moves
losing pieces
winning games
eating reeces.

i let you win
no thats a lie
youre very good
was that a tie?

keep it steady
keep it up
drinkin bitches
like a cup

gigglegigglecough


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16552061 - 07/18/12 10:12 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Vile thought bound tridents pierce our fragile flesh,
releasing sluggishly quick poisons,
free to course and thresh.

A singular purpose is a white hot burning thing,
a fiery twisted neurologcicle that will effortlessly burn and sting.

The remnants of what is not; that is. That which treads aloof.
There is no more,
There is no more,
mercy for the uncouth.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #16552995 - 07/19/12 02:31 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

fart/


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