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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Vore]
    #16527133 - 07/13/12 06:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

for he was the man with the one eyed beard. little did he know that some cucarachas in a black impala were after him. he was shot dead by these cucarachas. after they shot him they sped out while bumping the cucaracha song. they were killed a few days later in a car crash with a big rig carrying raid spray. they were survived by 1000 eggs under your fridge. it was hilarious, but not really. legend has it that if you drive by where the accident occurred you can still hear the cucaracha song playing in the background. once upon a time,


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #16527479 - 07/13/12 07:54 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

here it is again
only this time its over there.
and that time, it was here.

you only know you know, after you have seen it then.
and once you have seen it then, you can know that they dont know what you know.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16527492 - 07/13/12 07:57 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ojyelhsa said:
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16527703 - 07/13/12 08:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

crumbles falling over head.
what hath the little wee one said
who once was standing on his head
now the toppings on the pie.

eat the cake and eat it well
soon the corpse begins to smell
there is no water in this well
it is not your turn to die.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16527811 - 07/13/12 09:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)





TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16527892 - 07/13/12 09:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Encumbrance drags you ever nearer to decay
an invisible gift from the earth that makes you scream in dismay

The seas were the way, a spineless jelly floats every which way
a ballet of forces negated, it would be easier in the sea, if we simply waited


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16527986 - 07/13/12 09:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

somtimes its always like this.
and only then.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16528221 - 07/13/12 10:58 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

shut up lark. you're not invited to the sleepover anymore.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #16528300 - 07/13/12 11:21 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You don't uninvite me! I run this sleepover BIATCH!  :crankdre:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16528345 - 07/13/12 11:36 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i can't wait to hear about the late night pillow fights. :plutonic:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #16528372 - 07/13/12 11:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Flying on my toothbrush high in the clouds, I spotted an invisible bird. It sang to me with a deep gurgling sound.

"Shit for brains, shit for brains,
Where is my meat?
Cook it up good
It tastes so sweet!"


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16528434 - 07/13/12 11:59 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

scrapes refuse to act like their normal selves
scribbling incoherently in my head.

castle.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16528444 - 07/14/12 12:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ghostwriter]
    #16529547 - 07/14/12 09:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16529560 - 07/14/12 09:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

The head and the face and the pain and the anxiety but the potential... oh the potential. But it will never be. There is no hope. It will be... nothing. Nothing in the end. It won't even matter that this will fail. In the end life is only meant to fail and we are only meant to die.

Please just give me a chance. Give me hope. Give me pain that I may find pleasure in. Won't you please just give me the chance?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #16531016 - 07/14/12 04:04 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

and so the cucaracha said unto thee, "no!", "i shall to not go!". so you see, the cucaracha was no bitch. this mothafucker got all his homies together and started the first recorded civil war in cucaracha history. it was one of the bloodiest wars ever seen, so much so that president roosevelt had no choice but to summon the man with the one eyed beard back from the dead. he had no choice, wtf was he going to do!?, shit i would have done the same. so this mothafucka with the one eyed beard looked unto the cucarachas and he realized something, THEY WERE JUST STUPID LITTLE CUCARACHAS WTF. he put on his best shoes and warned everyone to do the same. they played the cucaracha song and started stomping on these little mothafuckers. they had no chance!, wtf were these cucarachas thinking!? shit went down that day. it was a day that would live in infamy, as later stated by president whogivesafuck.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
    #16531411 - 07/14/12 05:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

spiral spiral spiral
rinse repeat rinse repeat.

am i clean yet?
fuck if i know.


GAH


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
    #16531694 - 07/14/12 07:11 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

the lunatic is on the grass


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #16531879 - 07/14/12 08:10 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Remembering graves, and crazy paves and gaffs, got to keep... the moon is in the bath...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16531899 - 07/14/12 08:16 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

They only noticed our passing
By the semen trails
Loosely drifting in the wind


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