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sun_spots
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: healing]
#16518471 - 07/12/12 06:38 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put it away, for God's sake. No one wants to see it.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sun_spots]
#16521307 - 07/12/12 05:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#16521755 - 07/12/12 07:04 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The Ecstatic]
#16522418 - 07/12/12 09:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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why does this thread remind me of all the other threads on the shroomery...
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LittleDipster



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: zZZz]
#16522561 - 07/12/12 09:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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shrim
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Eminence



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LittleDipster] 1
#16522616 - 07/12/12 09:41 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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praise josana
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Eminence]
#16523042 - 07/12/12 10:51 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why does this place always operate in cycles, tis a strange collection of thoughts and sideways ramblings.
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CookieCrumbs
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Cucka shoodle doofuck no dawg hoezi. Wuts dat bit dar finkin wit no pants. Stupid hoes.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#16523182 - 07/12/12 11:15 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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and you think that'll save you from vaardoom? try again potluck perry, your perspective is out of zoom.
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JimLahey
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16523190 - 07/12/12 11:16 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#16523229 - 07/12/12 11:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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A foundation of bent copper pipes and hoisted up with childrens trikes stolen off highway turnpikes turns dykes into frankenstein like congregated acolytes that pack in stacks of mites to send off to public school swimming pools.
Here's the vehicle, get out the tools unwrap from ya cap the fine gold threaded spools and unhoop from the stacked old unleaded pools slopped out congregation ghouls like the dreaded stools of old fools who's cold o'douls sweats next to evening news tools, then keep your uncool drool from drippin in the pools.
Invest in careful tests of vests before applyin them to chests to make sure they rest appropriately west of said best sets, lest we test the eagle nest chess set mess hall rest wall.
I'll give you two chainlinks, a money clip and half an ear of corn.
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SoreSpore
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#16523239 - 07/12/12 11:27 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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HOW IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK!?
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SoreSpore]
#16523256 - 07/12/12 11:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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sometimes when punctuations fail, its necessary to switch to the obscene gestures of bubble blowing.
cut it out lil toad, its not time to hear that trumpet just yet.
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Wing
The Eye Tyrant



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SoreSpore]
#16523269 - 07/12/12 11:33 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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The bus is blue. Why is it blue?
Anyone else see this? Am I the only one?
Maybe it's just me. Maybe?
Am I crazy? Does it even matter?
Please someone help me!!! Anyone! Anyone? Hello!?
Oh wait ... that's not a bus. Nevermind ....
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16523281 - 07/12/12 11:35 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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now now, I ask for vibrations; you shudder; you oblige but nervously, uncharacteristically, and without intent
is this what I really mean?
uncork that bottle, we've a date to win yet
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Ojyelhsa
human


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ojyelhsa]
#16523297 - 07/12/12 11:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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broken things broken wings
footsteps follow behind with a flurry and a hurry.
picking up the pieces
im gonna keep smashing things.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16523299 - 07/12/12 11:39 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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In ah mi-in ah mi hand one this one dedicated to all badman whether ya from Manchester or London whether ya from north London or Brixton put up unu (your) hand fe in ah mi hand two si flow an ah killa man ah roll through so my brothers of the roll deep crew you don't wanna brush wi or step on wi shoe you know say I true in ah mi hand three put in the ganja and take out the seed fe all ah mi intelligent people pon de road side we ah smoke weed yes indeed, thats what we need, four, one time we talk and nah talk nuh more sight dem boy and wi kick off dem door kick of dem door and wi run up wid the .44 you don't wana see the .44 five, bust my gun and dem nah stay alive, tek ‘way ya son I might tek ‘way your wife, and you dun know say mi ah go still ah go stab with knife, tell dem about fi ina mi 'and six, dem walk with knife and we walk with sticks, killa man mi ah go done some pricks, done some pricks with a M one six, tell dem about fi ina mi 'and seven, how much gun wi bust for the weed seven man don't waan get one outta the seven, cos ya only gonna get eleven tell dem about fi ina mi 'and eight bust my gunshot bwoy at the gate, wi no really care if it's early or late, badman man real we nah fake, straight, in ah mi-in ah mi hand nine, tec 'way the nine, SW9, tec nine and a tec nine boy dem can't dis mi it's fine, if a boy fuck with mine, then I get the ten, mac ten, fi in ah mi hand mi hand ten, tell dem already nah tell dem again no problem
mmmm, skeng, skeng, skeng me and killa man bust off the big skeng skeng, skeng, skeng me and killa man reload the big skeng car, car, car, skeng pon road, no skeng in car car, car, car me and killa man love roll in a car, road, road, road, gun in ah hand mi nah walk with sword, sword, sword, sword, shot you inna face like dart in a board, real, real, real bullet fly through bumbohole windscreen screen, screen, screen who can't hear dem mumma ago feel
pusssyole dem no know meeeeeee ee ee see mi pon di roadside rolliiiiiiing ng ng like say ya philly(blunt) cyant roll iiiiin n n we have da machine ready fe dem, ready fe dem, no make mi haffi stroll iiiiin n n when the big dogs roll iiiiiin n n , you don't want see when gunshot start people be like when dog ah eat tripe mm mm come wi just duppy de whole lot ah dem, tell you de truth seh mi nah care bout dem, cah weh wi duppy de duppy de duppy de duppy de duppy dem me ah go send back duppy fe dem
man a bad a man from a long time, I swear down you can ask all the people dem, look in ah mi face brother man you don't wanna see man when me get evil then, then, then, then, you don't wanna see me get evil, evil, evil, evil,
worse, worse, worse, shot ya inna face make you send for the nurse, worse, worse, worse, shot ya inna face make you send for the nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, doctor can't fix ya send for the hearse, hearse, hearse, hearse, doctor can't fix you send fe de hearse, black, black, black, funeral start everybody in a black, black, black, black, poppa in a suit and mumma in a frock,
Edited by Mad_Larkin (07/12/12 11:51 PM)
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16523374 - 07/12/12 11:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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bombaclat
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HomeGrownInIdaho
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#16523542 - 07/13/12 12:38 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wanna go golfing tomorrow but I'm broke.
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twighead
mͯó



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I have a buddy in Coeur d'alene who will let you on DA FLOATING GREEN FOR FREE
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