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InvisibleMad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16451258 - 06/28/12 01:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Jerv? How could you? The readings are off the scale and why I wouldn't well I would. You don't know.

I haven't found it. I can't do that to myself or even to yourself, why would you find it for me? You aren't.

How? How am I not? I find it from the readings amongst the reads and writers. Wry. Wright? Worm.

Fuck. Climb there, slide there. What? Fucker.

Sodomite.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16451308 - 06/28/12 02:06 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Nail them to the Church door! Slice their necks and let them bleed their tomato juices! Their luxury condiment life-force shall coat our blades and of the blades we shall sup! So said Heinzan-i-Sabbah at the Great Feast of Damascus in the year 1111. The ketchup is true, but other sauces are permissible.
But as they lapped of the sauce of their enemies, there came a rumbling cacophony which seemed at first to issue from the very Earth itself, but lo! in the distance they discerned a heavenly light and the black worms of sleep deprivation swarmed them and put them into the bare earth and not one of them spoke again.


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InvisibleMiddlemanM

Registered: 07/11/99
Posts: 8,399
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16461670 - 06/30/12 05:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

In b4 the lock.




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InvisibleSimplepowa
In Pursuit of Knowledge


Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 4,310
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #16461681 - 06/30/12 05:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:dontspillme:

where is part 2?!

:penis:

nonsenssss


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Carl Sagan - "Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

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Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."


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InvisibleSalomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH Flag
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #16461700 - 06/30/12 05:33 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

for he who shal cometh, shall cometh a second time.


and then probably eateth a sandwich and falleth asleep while watchingeth television.






SO SAYETH THE LORD :raptorJesus:


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #16490829 - 07/06/12 03:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


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Onlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,556
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16490847 - 07/06/12 03:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger


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¿Check out some art m8?



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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Registered: 03/08/10
Posts: 14,963
Loc: Paradise
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #16490871 - 07/06/12 03:37 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

mushroom mushroom


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Offlinesenorcafe
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Registered: 09/23/11
Posts: 1,744
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #16496696 - 07/07/12 08:05 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: senorcafe]
    #16499484 - 07/08/12 12:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

burnt the FUCK out of my hanf last night with searing hot grease... its really bad


how do i food


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Offlinelil_demented
Loner will lone
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 1
    #16499527 - 07/08/12 01:02 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

has it affected the masturbation?


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InvisibleMiddlemanM

Registered: 07/11/99
Posts: 8,399
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #16499540 - 07/08/12 01:06 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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Offlinesenorcafe
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Registered: 09/23/11
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #16499782 - 07/08/12 02:01 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

off brand honeynut cheerios taste like styrofoam


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: senorcafe]
    #16499847 - 07/08/12 02:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Normal vital parameters of toddlers:


Blood Pressure (mmHg)
Systolic: 80-110
Diastolic: 50-80
Heart rate(BPM): 90-140
Respiratory rate: 20-40

~Demon Lord


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Invisiblebeautifuldowngrade
Evil Friend

Registered: 04/26/11
Posts: 1,470
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16499861 - 07/08/12 04:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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With the last breath of my soul I'll be blessing you 



that's not art, it's shit tickets
-Prisoner#1





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Offlinesenorcafe
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Registered: 09/23/11
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #16500449 - 07/08/12 07:37 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

if i too has shoe
then what makes a butterfly chime
dimes dime dimes
of green grass s pass through a koalas ass
can you read me?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

Registered: 02/24/12
Posts: 12,791
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: senorcafe]
    #16500711 - 07/08/12 08:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

It going to once more than me?


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OfflineLord_McLovin
mad scientist on shrooms
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Registered: 04/09/11
Posts: 3,071
Loc: infinite dimensional void
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #16503167 - 07/09/12 09:36 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:awecluster::awecluster::awecluster::awecluster:
:awecluster::awecluster::awecluster::awecluster:
:awecluster::awecluster::awecluster::awecluster:
:awecluster::awecluster::awecluster::awecluster:


Formula: 0


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Stand up. You're not alone.


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OfflineLord_McLovin
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #16503171 - 07/09/12 09:39 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I implicitly assumed that we have a cube. :facepalm:


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InvisibleGhostwriter
Registered: 06/18/10
Posts: 4,825
Loc: USA
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #16503179 - 07/09/12 09:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:ashstrobe:  :aweneck:  :hedberg1:  :hakunamatata:  :mrclean:  :window:  :lambo:  :futile:  :dna:  :8ball:  :persistence:


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