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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16119044 - 04/21/12 02:59 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

please someone donate blood so we can save elvis from already being chewed by dolphine likes gum?.. please its the onlything i have left in this potato.. not even a blade of grass could get thought this tiny corset.. ya know... anyone?.. please?... maybe just a little peak?.. i mean.. im not trying to say anything but your MOTHER IS A WHORE!!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16119054 - 04/21/12 03:07 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

muff cabbage!!1 trying to watch all seasons of x files yeow


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: XtraLame]
    #16119114 - 04/21/12 03:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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muff cabbage!!1 trying to watch all seasons of x files yeow



but soon the cuddle fish will be taking over new york.. where will your third rich be then?! and what about santa?...HAH?....while he was spying i found a turtle


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16119136 - 04/21/12 04:32 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Symbols]
    #16122906 - 04/22/12 02:34 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sometimes four eyed jackals scurry luxuriously across Meditteranean-style nomadic farmland while increasing yields of squash are calculated in the third dimension by George Bush.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #16123995 - 04/22/12 11:12 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: trANce] * 1
    #16124013 - 04/22/12 11:19 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

"Every once in a while, it pays to have a working knowledge of how to make your butthole wink."
-Oprah Winfrey


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #16124019 - 04/22/12 11:20 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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shroomie_glen said:
"Every once in a while, it pays to have a working knowledge of how to make your butthole wink."
-Oprah Winfrey




That's a powerful Zen koan. Careful about spreading this gem to novices.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Symbols]
    #16124045 - 04/22/12 11:27 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Symbols said:
Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
"Every once in a while, it pays to have a working knowledge of how to make your butthole wink."
-Oprah Winfrey




That's a powerful Zen koan. Careful about spreading this gem to novices.




Indeed there are few that warrant the magickal ability to wink thine buttholes without exploding into pieces...But I was taught DIRECTLY by Oprah herself, So I take all the necessary precautions.... (Including the pop-sickle-stick methodology)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #16124217 - 04/22/12 12:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

sometimes i like to taste the sunlit breezes of ocean shorelines of amphetamine skies.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: trANce]
    #16124269 - 04/22/12 12:59 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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trANce said:





That's funny.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #16126317 - 04/22/12 09:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It was hot and time was sticking to my skin.. THE OTHERS BURNING INSTEAD!! where are all the punchlines?.. Uhh...what the hell is this..?.. you know what?.. i pass


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16126326 - 04/22/12 09:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

In the north they call us Rebels,
In the south they call us Yankees,
Because every other sucker's born to do the hokey pokey
With the skillet lickin' time keepers,
The grinning reapers
Of a missionary rock star.
You can rock it like Sir Sisyphus,
But even in it's genesis
It's really quite ridiculous,
'Lectric hobo, so now you know
Not to clock the Weeble Wobble hot rod gang,
Revelator big bang.
You can't hang with the heavinesses hung
Among the houses of the rising tongue.
No fun to crack the axle,
But it's got to be done
Beaus whenever you wobble the weebles
You know that they get ticked off.
And in the season of bol-weevil speaking evil in your ear,
And a pile of manure fertilizing all your fears,
We yabbadabbadoo all the way to Shangri-la.
Here it is with the rock and roll outlaw.


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Broken heart don't feel so bad
You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LySergic D]
    #16126470 - 04/22/12 10:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

this shit here is hilarious


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: trANce]
    #16126586 - 04/22/12 10:44 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

shit smack Cadillac


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ghostwriter]
    #16126601 - 04/22/12 10:48 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Give a dawg his ball back


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You ain't got half of what you thought you had
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LySergic D]
    #16127222 - 04/23/12 03:21 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Give a dawg his ball back



make a point to make no sense.. and then gas all the jews... and then sneeze at the fact that there is no base to the gravity... which is pretty much a bummer because w dont know how to change out the florgon pipes at this point. people still are 5'ing the 8 dollars we have. speaking of which where are those dogs.. i mean really how could they eat my pie like that those bastards!.. i guess ill just have to flop..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #16127262 - 04/23/12 04:16 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm all bigger than dubstep! At least in YOUR mind@ 6 in the morning.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #16127266 - 04/23/12 04:20 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

there coming to get me!!:tinfoil:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: trANce]
    #16127320 - 04/23/12 05:22 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)



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