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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#15133543 - 09/25/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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He came in one sunny day in april, the name cannot be remembered by any; he had designed a device, and this machine was an abomination
It would enter the human mind each day and create a fleeting, so fickle, experience that could not be carried along in the moments afterward
beforehand, day after day, the people would get up at 3pm and dance, make love, and be free; by 4 they arrived at their home wishing, as always, that they were dead
All of these vivifying experiences they had had hurt them because now they were separated from what they wished to be
In those moments they would find their life fulfilled, in those sad waking hours they tortured themselves in hopes of finding something half as significant.
This was all before the device was created, now the people had no memory of those dream like states of waking, nothing to compare their current mind state to; blissfully ignorant of how much better experience could be, so much so that they forgot their headaches and rejoiced even without their drugs
Life is the pursuit of happiness, truth should serve life; truth can hurt, change the truth, kill it, and life will flourish
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#15134807 - 09/25/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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well you disappeared so often like you dissolved into coffee....
everybodys talking bout their short list everybodys talking about there
are you dead or are you sleepin? god i sure hope you are dead.......... dripped out....dripped out of the bars?
well, i hadnt noticed but the people really noticed that they really didnt want us around
maybe...would you understand?
ba ah aah
die eier von satan
whip 2 onces of in a pot untill consistency is reached
see figure here 
set to dry and chant the special words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" and wala

and dont worry about where it lands... good news will work its way too all of them plans....... ICANTWAIT!
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Salomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#15134852 - 09/25/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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how long must we dance this dance?
with hand in foot and foot in hand.
we are those who remain, we must sustain.
forever
and for never
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#15135304 - 09/26/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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THe preist called me mr bojangles
the computers like the American Pie, always crashin
I just had to hop that train off to a rollercoaster, legs hanging off the caboose in the rain; its the weirdest feeling, staying dry out in the open rain. THe train going through spirals, mazes, and upside down loops. I cant hold on much longer, I may have to hit the buffet
They called me hobo Gzus, throwing my sacred seeds, paving the road for those who come after me; I walked onto that rollercoaster train with a backpack full of "good" seeds

The caboose came loose and flew down an abandoned track, deep into the jungle, the road cut and it glided on the wind with its steel wings; all the while my legs hanging off, blowing
Just one arm left hanging on to the guard rail, thats when the joint slipped from my mouth; I went out like a true hero, following that joint all the way down
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Idiot
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Beanhead]
#15135318 - 09/26/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: Ik hou van mensen die me persoonlijk aanvallen met ongegronde argumenten, blijkt maar weer hoe idioot ze zijn.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Idiot]
#15135351 - 09/26/11 02:44 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh shit, I get it. But if your deer aren't as swift, there's way less for your chanting to eat. Either way, no realms are forbidden there.
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Omfg! I'm invisible!! “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.” - Joe Rogan
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SuperFunGuy]
#15138731 - 09/26/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I saved him, you all saw it; how can it be blasphemy if I can cure these people?
So its gods will that these people die when they can live
its his will that they suffer horrifically when they should rather be dead?
Trade human life for slips of paper
Cant you see it, tell me you see it
Sell your own country out for your bank account, in the end the system will fail at your hands
But the jokes on you, your part of that system
The cycle either keeps on getting better or it falls apart
Scary how similar humans are to monkeys
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#15140472 - 09/27/11 04:57 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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We were out in the grass, there were shrubs all around, reminiscent of a field on a cool sunny day below some overhanging trees. One of the men we were with was shot, we gathered around his body and made plans not to return to camp til the body was gone, my friend left. When he came back he was in drag wearing a tight one piece dress with polka dots and stiletto's, it was odd because he was a portly black man and his legs looked so athletic and smooth. It was obviously a weave or wig of some sort. One of the guys yelled "It looks like we're goin out tonight fellas." How the man got out of the base we'll never know but he was with someone, though I didn't question him about his choice of clothing. I then being the sort of helping hand grabbed the body and me and a small local asian boy were draggin it when a flash flood came in, the spot where I started digging was only a few feet before the flood waters reached us, the boy had already backed up to were the brigade was, the body started floating. I did my best to try to grab it, but it went into the deeper darker waters and before I know it I was caught in a sudden vacuum after trying to avoid the muck. My fellows rushed to the shore as I was dragged off by the current. I swam around and felt the water getting rougher and rougher, white water I thought. I kept my back facing down stream and my back straight tho I was expecting to hit a rock. The river only got whiter and rougher and the banks flew by me in a instant. I then felt my body drop out of nowhere and realized I was on a small platform opposite a calm streamed water fall in a giant sink of sorts, though the ground itself was dry. It looked as tho as if the river was damned by something invisible. Drops came down like big giant water droplets and I expected I came down in one of those and that's why I didn't hit the ground so hard. There were people around and I could see up the side of the structure, it was apparently some bleachers that had never been rolled out. A women appeared in a window of a old rickety house, brown from dirt or moss or what have you, off to the left of the sink, above the ledge so I started grabbin the sides and whatever handles and footing was there, to try to reach the door, passing by people that were just holding themselves up. When I got to the middle I noticed a room, a door materialized or a wall de-materialized and a women with thin black hair and a slender body in a sunny dress appeared then disappeared. I was about to go in when I started seeing the people up closer, one was my friend I used to work with who was pretty social, but they were mainly just people that got used to being stuck in there. Night came and we all just kept soft voices and held on to the sides. Then I heard a load metallic rumble the next morning, the right wall of the sink was a garage door and i soon recognized my party had found me so I rushed over as quick as I could. A man in a powdered wig followed them to try to speak to them when he followed under the narrowly opened garage door, but they seem uninterested in the man and the discovery of me, as they climbed up the ladder on the outside on the other side of the sink. They were pulling the wooden ladder up when I grabbed onto it and stood on a veranda with an old friend and we started talking. We were now inside the room where the vanishing wall seemed to lead to. It was tied together by wooden floor boards and a wooden walls and windows where the sinks bleachers would be. It was a sort of pub tho there was a wooden rail separating the halves of the room and below, it opposite the sink wall, were restaurant style booths and tables across from a dance floor and small stage opposite from were we had come in. On the right, the closest to were we had come from, there was a wooden board on the wall and a button. Right next to it a label read 50/56 I pushed the button and it went to 51 and the garage door in the sinks right wall opened a little. We could see through the bleachers, but the people in the sink were very small and couldn't see us it seemed. More and more people had shown up by this time inside the pub, i recognized some old friends from high school they seemed agreeable and sentimental when I spoke to them. I saw the wall opposite to the sink was open so we could see the front property. A cop drove by and for the first time I noticed the drive way to the left and the wooden post that formed a rail outside. The gathering had turned into a party when I looked back. As time went on it started to become cloudy and rain. I was fearful that the rain would cause the water fall to grow and the small people inside would drown and I waited for signs. The following day I spoke to them from inside the bar through the opening where the bleachers are from their perspective, they told me a mini-van was parked there last night, so they climbed up on top of it and everyone seemed to be there. I was relieved no one had drowned during the storm. My phys Ed. teacher was looking at, me from across the table after speaking with a student and said I missed attendance and I was random, I looked at him saying "autism, diabetes" and exclaimed sarcasticly, "Can I keep eating my prescription?" A water bottle bounced across the table and he got up and left. People were now pointing at each other in circles as if they were goin to fight. Two dudes were matched up and two girls were matched up, but they just kept talking and seemed to ignore it. I looked back into the sink and noticed the garage door was closed. Frantically I opened it jus a little and started to go around seeing who people thought closed it and ended up flirting with some pretty girl tho she was distracted somehow and must've forgotten about me... People were wrapped up in their partying tho it seem that whenever I wasn't around they would close the door. I knew who it was, I went out to look for him in the sink. I found a giant puddle in the mud walking back into the sink after crossing under the garage door and placed a stick there and crossed. The bleachers were out and people were sitting on them facing the invisible wall where the river had been held up. I remembered the person I thought was ignoring my request and looked for him on the bleachers when I found him by the far left wall up top. He had a boastful look on his face and I resisted kicking him and told him we could fight. Then I saw security coming. I rushed down the tables and saw them take someone else, when a gobstopper bounced off a table making a loud noise and a security guard turned around and looked for it. I went down to the bottom of the steps to the main counter top and there was candy everywere on the table and a friend of mine from football was there minding his own business talking. I am back in the pub room now and the board has been fixed with a keyhole, I pull the key that was in the keyhole out and notice that it is not just a regular key, at the end of the key there is a semi-circle of old rusted metal in the shape of a backwards "C". I put it back in and hold the button while the door opens.Then I was directed outside before I could open it all the way. I was upset that they didnt keep the garage door fully opened because I was concerned if it rained and flooded the lil people would all drown. My old friend from the neighbor hood was up a cellphone tower antennae structure when it was really hot and sunny, outside the dance floor and pub, on this cement structure above the yellow dirty ground. I was talking to the fellow at the bottom, who I felt was a little disciplined, but redundant. He walked off the structure to speak to someone who had shown up. When I climbed up the antennae and pulled off the top half so I was swinging it in the air, then realizing my friend was up there put it back neatly. I was inside a home depot from a friend I met in highschool who I would travel with to homedepot when we saw two girls and started running away looking back, the aisles were now really an ally at night and we started tryin to do gymnastics, my friend did a backwards flip while I ran up to the wall with my hands on it, and jumped off the side of it with one foot thinking about doin a flip. We got to the end of the ally at the check out line and just passed by, back into the pub. I was in there and there were people everywhere. My friend I came in with just had his back to me as he left. I looked up at the board now and it said 58/128. I looked at everyone and they seemed more reserved. I looked out into the sink and felt that if people wanted to leave before the flood they had a chance. I left, I got in my car and everyone was standing around and it was night. The gas light of my car was on and the car engine was really shaking. A guy got in with a really stoic look in his eyes and was ready to leave with me it seemed.
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#15145608 - 09/28/11 05:15 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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im goin out drinkin mayne 
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15159890 - 09/30/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wing
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#15159990 - 09/30/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Derp
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
#15161063 - 10/01/11 02:55 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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They want what I need but you know what I want
Sorry grandstreet, the hooker in my trunk is now yours; wishing I wasnt an elephant
Ill just bury my head in the mud and use my modified periscope to breathe
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/407467
with the party looming and this unfortunate narrator being the buffer THE CRABS ARE UP FOR GRABS
Speak true sweet soothsayer, death looming I jump out the high speed merry go round like a low altitude freefall; pernicious me and my hubris filled overdose of laughers, starcrossed I exit the stage and attack the crowd with a modified dildo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#15161143 - 10/01/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wise Toad said:

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Dosile Kouki
derp


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#15163485 - 10/01/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15163520 - 10/01/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said:
   
how did you get pics of my aunties mangina?! YOUVE SEEN HER DOWNSTAIRS MIXUP!!
However due to non existent copry right laws she, is in fact without a doubt not the british comedy character Old Greg.. Though one might assume that she is in fact a tortis but she is not she is....batman
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/092/1/d/all_these_things_by_a_stric-d3d2wmi.png


HHHHOOORRRFFFTTTYYY TORTABLOBERGABBLE THROUGH THE STRINGS SING THIS OVER MY HEAD IS LOWER THAN GRANNYS TITS OH HER TITS ARE SO RUBBERY!!! oooooohh oo ah woooah!

this is my kitten...it is a kitten of sorts...like 
this is my dildo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#15163558 - 10/01/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thissongis]
#15165318 - 10/02/11 03:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I came and saw that mad desperado Leary descend from the core of the earth next to me, he spoke in words inexpressible; a feeling not unlike synesthesia
a seventh sense of sorts, inter dimensional and pure; like hearing a drug instead of ingesting it
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wise Toad]
#15201209 - 10/09/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Vaginas embrace to fight abortion!
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#15203581 - 10/10/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wise Toad


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15215552 - 10/12/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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You see children, true love will take all your money and rape your best friend; Dont do it
Dont not do drugs, this is our most enforced law; not that we enforce laws because that would be a crime
This feels like the first episode of Futuramas new season
Somebody sing American Pie while I pretend to give a shit
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