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nice1
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15077118 - 09/14/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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excuse me sir, drop sum butt nugs on thyne chest
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: nice1]
#15077128 - 09/14/11 08:51 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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ahh good. laughter was what i needed.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15077236 - 09/14/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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сухой разбить ее дерьмо окне!!!!!!!!!!!
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Salomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#15077933 - 09/14/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: сухой разбить ее дерьмо окне!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: nice1]
#15078087 - 09/14/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Salomon said: сухой разбить ее дерьмо окне!!!!!!!!!!!

the children really love the showQuote:
nice1 said: excuse me sir, drop sum butt nugs on thyne chest
and those butt nuggets can go right on DosileFlynn assignment...after that we will take said nuggets and transport them to a soft shelled hard taco with the fillings of a cheesy bonsai...then BON APPETIT more like born apathetic...you cant spell apathetic without pathetic...and you cant spell slaughter without laughter
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#15078091 - 09/14/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Salomon said: сухой разбить ее дерьмо окне!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmm, a delightful potato.
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nice1
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#15078742 - 09/14/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll deuce in your urinal you taco bandit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: nice1] 1
#15078772 - 09/14/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dearest Mildred,
I have been bitten by a South American sub-creature and am recuperating in hospital. Piano lessons are canceled until further notice.
Signed,
Margaret
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twighead
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SS: We have received your telegram. Your debility has been noted and you are to report to Ronald Station for immediate reconstruction. Do not assume this means your duties shall be shuffled aside - you shall resume your studies on the bio-mechanisms come the fortnight.
GLORIA OUT
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#15078826 - 09/14/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I must retreat to my Fortress of Solitude. Stretch my anal sphincter; insert head, and keep pushing. Safe. Safe. Safe from the Fingers.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mongo lloyd]
#15078839 - 09/14/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought you were going to let me play this time!
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Beanhead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#15078985 - 09/14/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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DEMON BOY CREW
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Beanhead]
#15079166 - 09/14/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Little Egret said to the Fox: "Let's smoke a bifter." And they did.
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#15079247 - 09/14/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Woke up believing the Nazis had once again taken Amsterdam. I can hear their goose steps from the third floor.
I get up and move about the city telepathically, arrive at my intended destinations by surprise.
Mr. Twee on Spuistraat where the streets merge before a restaurant terrace, he pisses up and into a tree. "Cigarette?" His face is lacerated by bicycle chains.
He stinks.
Little balls of shit and semen tickle his perineal divide, his taint audibly quivers and he grunts. "Twee! Twee!" That's two, he wants two. Okay, He asks me for three I'm kicking him into the canal.
He's what happens when you don't get on your flight home. There's ten little boats of tourists congested in the waters at our feet, and they're photographing us.
We shapeshift same as we did for our passport photos, their boats swirl about in eddies of wind.
Mr. Twee is pummeled in the face with a length of chain by an American expatriate waiter. Another Dutch waiter sits down eating a single slice of cheese with a fork and knife and watches. They beat him to death and feed him to the Americans.
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but still!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#15079625 - 09/14/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Inconsistency and all ..... I have problems maintaining a wide eye on the mailman. Inconsistencies and all ..... Pompous princes pick pretty princesses. There is no consistencies.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Wing]
#15079665 - 09/14/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh god, please tell me you used a condom. a giant salamander will never suffocate in a gym sock, you nostril
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: gabbaganchi]
#15080088 - 09/14/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#15080160 - 09/14/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe] 2
#15080361 - 09/14/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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from the time i was a baby, i knew i was meant for great things.

so i fucked a boxer

then i fucked a giraffe

then i fucked this one bitch

but her husband found out

so i built him a cheeseburger

and he gave baloons to my sister

[so i got the fuck out of there

and drove my car

to smoke a mufuckin blunt
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