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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe] * 1
    #15037661 - 09/06/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

How doth the little crocodile

Improve his shining tail,

And pour the waters of the Nile

On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,

How neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in

With gently smiling jaws!


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Salomon]
    #15037666 - 09/06/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:thousandisland:


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #15037684 - 09/06/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

whats utter nonsense is how long this thread has been going on


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: shrooms n things]
    #15037759 - 09/06/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: shrooms n things]
    #15037839 - 09/06/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

shrooms n things said:
whats utter nonsense is how long this thread has been going on




'Gators gon' gate.


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #15037847 - 09/06/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

My penis kind of hurts. I masturbated this morning, then a few hours later, a little ejaculate came out.


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: shrooms n things]
    #15038002 - 09/06/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

shrooms n things said:
whats utter nonsense is how long this thread has been going on



well durpy u fucking snorkel!! you just a bag full of cheese whiz boy!!! then you got a clever and wanted to ride the top thrill dragster...FACK!!


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #15038319 - 09/06/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

So sunny, where is your moon now; try and steal my dreams Ill steal your wallet

Go ahead and take my dreams but let me Rem-sleep forever

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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Wise Toad]
    #15038372 - 09/06/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

what did the horse say to the cock?


lets go pound dat ass








the next morning the farmer woke up and his wife was not in bed.

he had a bump on his head.


he went to the window, looked outside and then he said












the mule is dead!









so he went out to investigate.




the body was smashed in several places, with a gaping hole where an anus should be.





i have to call the police he yelled



so he ran back inside to phone


but it was cut


because he didnt pay his bills







so he went back outside


and went to his car


but it wouldnt start



because he pissed in the gass tank last week.





so he sighed to himself

and walked into the barn



to ride his horse into town


but his horse was alseep




so he's just all like well fuck




so he goes to his donkey's stall



and rides it into town.




on the way he starts talking to himself









well atleast i can always remarry :Trollface:


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Salomon]
    #15038477 - 09/06/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

and it wasent a light package...the thing was a little hefty


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #15038520 - 09/06/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Codename: Package

Delivery Mechanism: Repetitive motions

Time To Impact: Depends on drugs taken, hormone levels, and ferocity

Functionality: Conceiver

Payload: Weapons Of Mass Destruction(consciousness creation)

Alternative Firing Mechanism: Jackoff; DownsideAdvantage(no kids)



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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Wise Toad]
    #15038628 - 09/06/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Wise Toad said:
Codename: Package

Delivery Mechanism: Repetitive motions

Time To Impact: Depends on drugs taken, hormone levels, and ferocity

Functionality: Conceiver

Payload: Weapons Of Mass Destruction(consciousness creation)

Alternative Firing Mechanism: Jackoff; DownsideAdvantage(no kids)





been watching a little of the little birdman layer at layer harvey titman...its a good tittie


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #15038642 - 09/06/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Blathering Blatherskites.



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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Kada]
    #15038667 - 09/06/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:
Blathering Blatherskites.







thats no joke, those thangs will fuck you up on the moon.




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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #15038711 - 09/06/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Never watched mucho birdman if thats what you meen, maybe worth a download?

I love how, to communicate here we have to try desperately to make our words nonsensical in order to be in line. But then isnt this nonsense sense since we are putting on a uniform of nonsense? There can be no method to true madness, only madness. In that regard do we seek madness or genius since they are so closely connected, perhaps so much so that one would be more likely to go from a madman to a genius than from an "average" individual to a genius; but wait, are geniuses still mad or not:confused2:

;ho


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Wise Toad]
    #15038882 - 09/06/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

HINKSTAPSPRONG HINKSTAPSPRONG TWAALF SURINAMIERS MET EEN INGEKLAPTE LONG

ROERBAKEI ROERBAKEI, HEROÏNE DEALEN OP EEN KINDERBOERDERIJ


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Beanhead]
    #15038994 - 09/06/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

reading that after taking a very  large dose of k i realize that the only strobe effect is the effect of our natural language a language that only we can barely pic apart to tell where the space between the good and since is nonsensical in the space of 3 dimensions freeman to the place where morgan is a girls name and free men like the way black people fart!! dear god its midnight in the labyrinthine and dont leeeeeeeeeet anyone tell you that spell check on ketamine is a worthless endeavour with you cock out!!


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Re: i know what you did last winter [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #15039019 - 09/06/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

yea


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Re: utter incense thread [Re: Konyap]
    #15039096 - 09/06/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)



this is now the utter incense thread

feel free to contribute


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Re: utter incest thread [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #15039118 - 09/06/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Changed again for nonsensical reasons


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