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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #14187132 - 03/26/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Today I'm gonna sell my soul. I don't ever use it and I need the cash.
Think I could post an ad for it on craigslist?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14187155 - 03/26/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Today I'm gonna sell my soul. I don't ever use it and I need the cash.
Think I could post an ad for it on craigslist?




I wouldn't be surprised if you got some legit and probably very strange requests if you did.
Do it and post results :thumbup:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hajnal]
    #14187232 - 03/26/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I need to make sure to mention that they can't have it till I die.
I don't wanna upset anyone. How much should I ask for a soul?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14187246 - 03/26/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You don't have to wait till you die, just hand them a vial of water with some glow in the dark ink in it :smilingpuppy:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #14187256 - 03/26/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hell yeah, just hand them a glowstick. :brilliant:

I'll give them a purple one and tell them I think my soul may be gay. :gaystapo:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #14187282 - 03/26/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That would be a good name for an album: Gaysoul


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #14187306 - 03/26/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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That would be a good name for an album: Gaysoul



:lolsy: yeah it would.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14187904 - 03/26/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



yall wanna single?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #14187924 - 03/26/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I wonder how many posts in this thread actually hold some decent content.. I wouldn't be surprised if some real gems lie hidden in here, but 354 pages is a lot to sift through.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hajnal]
    #14187951 - 03/26/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hajnal said:
I wonder how many posts in this thread actually hold some decent content.. I wouldn't be surprised if some real gems lie hidden in here, but 354 pages is a lot to sift through.



shut the fuck up


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #14188103 - 03/26/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:

Hajnal said:
I wonder how many posts in this thread actually hold some decent content.. I wouldn't be surprised if some real gems lie hidden in here, but 354 pages is a lot to sift through.



shut the fuck up




lol.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: timelapses]
    #14188112 - 03/26/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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timelapses said:
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Invisible_Woe said:
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Hajnal said:
I wonder how many posts in this thread actually hold some decent content.. I wouldn't be surprised if some real gems lie hidden in here, but 354 pages is a lot to sift through.



shut the fuck up




lol.



:lolsy: Everything posted on the shroomery is GOLD! The shroomery shits gold gems all day! :glittershitz:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14188130 - 03/26/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #14188150 - 03/26/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Invisible_Woe said:
Quote:

Hajnal said:
I wonder how many posts in this thread actually hold some decent content.. I wouldn't be surprised if some real gems lie hidden in here, but 354 pages is a lot to sift through.



shut the fuck up






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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hajnal]
    #14188323 - 03/26/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So :kingtard: and :oogieboogie: were out to make some fat ass :money:. They did everything right, stole shoe strings, sucked on razor blades, dried up the soap. They even lit a fire some place and smoked out a bunch of brown people. Sept that one that died, but they never really got caught. Plus the kid was brown.

Anyway, when it comes harvest time :kingtard: sees :studmuffin: in the bottom of the washtub. He offers :kingtard:  :69: for  :twocents:  and WHAM.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14188355 - 03/26/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:

1. Suck on razor blades
2. Dry Soap
3. Burn brown people.
4. ???
5. Profit


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14188790 - 03/26/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Harold Hole]
    #14188810 - 03/26/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Awesome!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14189093 - 03/26/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Legend]
    #14189134 - 03/26/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I understand depression, at the same time it's funny because what he is dwelling on is amusing and how easy he could get out of it.  A sense of humor is a great thing and to see this young guy bemoaning his past.:sun:


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