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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11919500 - 01/28/10 05:25 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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It smells worse than OTD in here. Im getting it patented.
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11919714 - 01/28/10 05:56 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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beneath
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Primal Glitch]
#11919833 - 01/28/10 06:20 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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the cheez broke the dam dik chicken stuffer wham didaly dam doo dam chick-alam face-broker-cheese-tickkler
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Silversoul
Rhizome


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: beneath]
#11919856 - 01/28/10 06:24 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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Bitches don't know 'bout my wizard hat.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#11919944 - 01/28/10 06:42 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
Silversoul said: Bitches don't know 'bout my wizard hat.
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Invisible_Woe


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white gray and black propaganda
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11921719 - 01/28/10 11:59 PM (14 years, 3 days ago) |
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i can't believe you guys didn't like the song i posted
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shadyy]
#11922529 - 01/29/10 06:20 AM (14 years, 2 days ago) |
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why the increasing number of double and triple posts since the DEA took over this place?
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Primal Glitch]
#11923181 - 01/29/10 09:50 AM (14 years, 2 days ago) |
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Has anyone ever managed to successfully fuck a giraffe? I mean, that takes serious dedication. You'd need a fucking step ladder or something.
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Motha' fuckin' titty suckin' two-balled bitch!
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Quote:
Virus_with_Shoes said: Has anyone ever managed to successfully fuck a giraffe? I mean, that takes serious dedication. You'd need a fucking step ladder or something. 
AND THE ANGEL OF THE LORD LED ME INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
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captcheeze1
Cheeze



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11926715 - 01/29/10 09:31 PM (14 years, 2 days ago) |
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Oh say can you see....by the dumbs early light.............
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Istigkeit
Good Vibrations



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: captcheeze1]
#11927147 - 01/29/10 11:13 PM (14 years, 2 days ago) |
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Before High school Fattie Boot Camp, coincidentally Al Roker was consuming 350 pounds of raw taco meat and 20 liters of sour cream per day and Mountain Dew, almost half his body weight. Typically the food was beer-bonged into his gaping jowls and the sour cream was injected directly into his bloodstream. Subsequently, his blood is 70% raw cholesterol, 25% Mountain Dew and 5% naturally produced heroin to suppress the constant pain associated with his stretched out skin.
In the future Al Roker is expected to quite easily surpass the mass of the Earth, drawing the Moon closer to the planet's surface, therefore the only foreseeable plan is to rocket him into the Sun (thus, Al's lifelong budding interest in the study of Meteorology) as well as the dreaded Effect of Dragons on Global Warming.
Some Tree hugging hippy bastards think that it's wrong; claiming that "cows are people too" but the one thing that they're forgetting is that no just and loving God would knowingly put that atrocity into existence. No just and loving God besides taco bell, that is. Albert J. Rokenpiece during his Sumo Wrestling years at Yale.
Regarding Al Roker's increasing weight, scientists have arrived at the following equation. math Where A equals Al Roker and B equals Fat. [edit] Social Status and issues
A lot of people "appear" to be Al Roker's friends and admiring colleagues, but we know of course that that's impossible. Al Roker's size requires a constant expulsion of gas and human gas is normally made up of methane and fecal matter. Al Roker's is pure vaporized cannabinols. Being around Al Roker for about 30 seconds is like smoking a gram of Cannabis Indica (common indica strains include White Widow and Northern Lights for all you Brandon Rolands wanna-bees out there).
In addition to this, just like Marlon Brando in his last days; Roker has a tendency to shit pure liquefied McDonalds Chicken McNuggets of 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine (5-MeO-DMT), normally naturally produced in certain barks and found in certain types of toad venom along with bufotenin. In addition to this, Al Roker urinates LSA dissolved in reagent grade ethyl alcohol.
In conclusion, the only reason Al Roker has friends is because they invariably perceive him as cool due to the Magic mushroom hallucinogenic cloud of malodorous fecal matter that surrounds him due to his ever-present gravitational pull.
On a personal note: this author weeps the loss of Katie Couric to the stinky claws of the gas cloud, and her fantastic gams. Al Roker once took a massive shit. That shit was later named
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pooze



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Istigkeit]
#11927385 - 01/30/10 12:31 AM (14 years, 2 days ago) |
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MAGMA
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: InTheClouds]
#11927859 - 01/30/10 03:27 AM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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Because they need more to fear than just Godzilla...
 - "User, Desposit Your Currency Now!" - "But all I have is a sushi bar...." - "Invalid entry! Self-Destruct Sequence activated. Ass set to explode in 3.....2......1"
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smack
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#11927862 - 01/30/10 03:28 AM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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the bizzle
the joke that no one spoke


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: smack]
#11927900 - 01/30/10 03:40 AM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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T O U N T
TOUNT, bitches. tount
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trip forever
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
#11929192 - 01/30/10 12:00 PM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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DSHSB
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: trip forever]
#11929899 - 01/30/10 02:08 PM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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I stole this from gods handbook. Take notes.
phase 1 = build material world. phase 2 = be original. phase 3 = profit.
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Edited by GoshAllMighty (01/30/10 02:36 PM)
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11930008 - 01/30/10 02:25 PM (14 years, 1 day ago) |
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how original
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