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Tedwilto
Veni, vidi, vici




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i hate the word crunk.
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eritas
ilovedrugs



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Re: The Official Turkey Thread [Re: Tedwilto]
#11803623 - 01/10/10 05:28 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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im drunk as a skunk in a rug and sped as a red bed and nitroused out as a bout of gout
 
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing



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Re: The Official Turkey Thread [Re: Tedwilto]
#11803742 - 01/10/10 05:49 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Tedwilto said: i hate the word crunk.
LOL!
I was listening to this when I read that
Opiuo - Monkey crunk
sorry if this makes sense
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Silversoul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11804044 - 01/10/10 06:44 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
GoshAllMighty said:

I'm traumatized, but I can't look away.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#11805108 - 01/10/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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Is that a chick with a dick, or a chick that got a dick added?
That's oddly erotic, if I pretend that chick has a *very* realistic strap-on...and that the watermelon is conscious of what's going on and can feel pleasure.
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Invisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#11805140 - 01/10/10 09:53 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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you know...like car ears?
i meant to say cat ears but car ears makes a lot less sense
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AcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?

Registered: 07/02/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11805188 - 01/10/10 10:05 PM (14 years, 21 days ago) |
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i once did that, not that, who?
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Invisible_Woe


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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#11805711 - 01/11/10 12:07 AM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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*Wears a small internet stars tanned flesh around his home like a house coat*
Quote:
I am Boxxy. You see.
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StaleShrooms
human after all



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11807118 - 01/11/10 10:26 AM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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Dear Cute Girl Across the Room,
It may just be that I've taken a lot of pills (I have), or it maybe that you're just beautiful, but I have the desperate urge to collect my things, grab my latte, sit down at your table and introduce myself. I bet we'd hit it off. I'd say, "I was just noticing you from across the room and though I'd come over here and introduce myself. So, Hi. I'm Jake. My intrests include interesting things, but other than that I am a somewhat average, lightly bearded, everyday individual. There's nothing particularly special about me, but thats why I noticed you. There's nothing special about you either. I found a sense of commonality that synergized with my loneliness (and drug induced passion for conversation) and a longing to converse with you arose in me that was almost uncontrollable. So why arent I talking to you right now? See, I'm very experienced with drugs. I know the VERY subtle difference between truly good ideas that make sense, and drug fueled day dreams that make sense at the time, but would be very regrettable once the amphetamine has worn off. But thats not the point. The point is, I wish I could sit down and talk to you. We dont have to talk about me, lets talk about you. I feel this genuine, intense, and undeniable interest in you. I want to know everything about you. What are your interests? Where did you grow up? What was your childhood like? Who are your parents? Do you like dogs or cats?
I wish I could give you this letter. Transcribe it onto a sheet of the loose leaf paper sitting beside me and drop it on your table on my way out of this Starbucks. But I can't. I'm not exactly sure why. But I know there's a reason. This letter is probably demeaning (I dont even know you so my interest must originate from your looks alone, right?), upsetting (some chubby, yet mildly attractive man on drugs who has been sitting across the room has been writing about you for 14 minutes now), or maybe just plain intrusive.
But the odd thing is this letter isn't even about you. I haven't looked up once since I started typing. I don't even have a specific one of you in mind. By my count there are 6 women sitting alone in this Starbucks that I could give this letter to. This letter addresses all of you but it isn't about any of you. Its about me. Its about this feeling that has become so well known to me. Maybe other people feel it too. I hope so. I dream of a day when someone will sit down at my table and say, "Hi. I'm Erica." or hell, even "Hi. I'm Steve." I couldnt ever see myself having an encounter with a man, but it'd be nice to flirt with somebody. But of course this will never happen. Because I am taking the passive approach to life. I wait for things to come to me. Its very egotistical. Why would a stranger ever seek me out? I'm hoping there are more people like me. And maybe some day the dam will break and a perfect stranger will sit across from me bearing a smile and say "Hi. I'm Jordan".
Sincerely, Jake
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mellowparty
legitimate researcher


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
#11807148 - 01/11/10 10:34 AM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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+1
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captcheeze1
Cheeze



Registered: 10/24/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mellowparty]
#11811600 - 01/11/10 09:44 PM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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Ah piss, I just dropped my last dead violet.
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plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: captcheeze1]
#11811608 - 01/11/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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im too high for you
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captcheeze1
Cheeze



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: plasma]
#11811810 - 01/11/10 10:17 PM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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High too you I'm for.
Edited by captcheeze1 (01/11/10 10:17 PM)
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noobieshroomie
Back again




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: captcheeze1]
#11811927 - 01/11/10 10:45 PM (14 years, 20 days ago) |
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for you im high too
-noobie-
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AcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?

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Loc: British Columbia
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thinking about thoughts..
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Invisible_Woe


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this is the me that exists inside your mind, and you are the you that exists in my mind....
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11812738 - 01/12/10 01:54 AM (14 years, 19 days ago) |
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Beware. And beware. AND beware. Thinking has gone to our heads.
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VisionaryFlicker
Querulant



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
#11814249 - 01/12/10 11:07 AM (14 years, 19 days ago) |
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+1
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing



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take one look at yourself and realize life's been treating you nice better be wise and enjoy your moment
take one look at yourself, through your eyes how you treated your life it wasn't wise cause it's getting closer
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