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OfflineTedwilto
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The Official Turkey Thread [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #11803588 - 01/10/10 05:23 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

i hate the word crunk.


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Re: The Official Turkey Thread [Re: Tedwilto]
    #11803623 - 01/10/10 05:28 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

im drunk as a skunk in a rug
and sped as a red bed
and nitroused out as a bout of gout
:jiggly::awebig::jiggly:


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heres to our lives being meaningless
and how beautiful it is
because freedom doesnt have a purpose

check out my art :smile:
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and my goggles and jewelry
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InvisiblePrimal Glitch
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Re: The Official Turkey Thread [Re: Tedwilto]
    #11803742 - 01/10/10 05:49 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Tedwilto said:
i hate the word crunk.



LOL!

I was listening to this when I read that

Opiuo - Monkey crunk

sorry if this makes sense


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #11804044 - 01/10/10 06:44 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

GoshAllMighty said:




I'm traumatized, but I can't look away.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #11805108 - 01/10/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

Is that a chick with a dick, or a chick that got a dick added?

That's oddly erotic, if I pretend that chick has a *very* realistic strap-on...and that the watermelon is conscious of what's going on and can feel pleasure.

That Felt Weird
~ LogicaL Chaos ~


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #11805140 - 01/10/10 09:53 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

you know...like car ears?

i meant to say cat ears but car ears makes a lot less sense


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


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InvisibleAcidDropper420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11805188 - 01/10/10 10:05 PM (14 years, 21 days ago)

i once did that, not that, who?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11805575 - 01/10/10 11:39 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)



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These are not the answers you should be questioning.


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OfflineGoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #11805711 - 01/11/10 12:07 AM (14 years, 20 days ago)

*Wears a small internet stars tanned flesh around his home like a house coat*

Quote:

I am Boxxy. You see.




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #11807118 - 01/11/10 10:26 AM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Dear Cute Girl Across the Room,

It may just be that I've taken a lot of pills (I have), or it maybe that you're just beautiful, but I have the desperate urge to collect my things, grab my latte, sit down at your table and introduce myself. I bet we'd hit it off. I'd say, "I was just noticing you from across the room and though I'd come over here and introduce myself. So, Hi. I'm Jake. My intrests include interesting things, but other than that I am a somewhat average, lightly bearded, everyday individual. There's nothing particularly special about me, but thats why I noticed you. There's nothing special about you either. I found a sense of commonality that synergized with my loneliness (and drug induced passion for conversation) and a longing to converse with you arose in me that was almost uncontrollable. So why arent I talking to you right now? See, I'm very experienced with drugs. I know the VERY subtle difference between truly good ideas that make sense, and drug fueled day dreams that make sense at the time, but would be very regrettable once the amphetamine has worn off. But thats not the point. The point is, I wish I could sit down and talk to you. We dont have to talk about me, lets talk about you. I feel this genuine, intense, and undeniable interest in you. I want to know everything about you. What are your interests? Where did you grow up? What was your childhood like? Who are your parents? Do you like dogs or cats?

I wish I could give you this letter. Transcribe it onto a sheet of the loose leaf paper sitting beside me and drop it on your table on my way out of this Starbucks. But I can't. I'm not exactly sure why. But I know there's a reason. This letter is probably demeaning (I dont even know you so my interest must originate from your looks alone, right?), upsetting (some chubby, yet mildly attractive man on drugs who has been sitting across the room has been writing about you for 14 minutes now), or maybe just plain intrusive.

But the odd thing is this letter isn't even about you. I haven't looked up once since I started typing. I don't even have a specific one of you in mind. By my count there are 6 women sitting alone in this Starbucks that I could give this letter to. This letter addresses all of you but it isn't about any of you. Its about me. Its about this feeling that has become so well known to me. Maybe other people feel it too. I hope so. I dream of a day when someone will sit down at my table and say, "Hi. I'm Erica." or hell, even "Hi. I'm Steve." I couldnt ever see myself having an encounter with a man, but it'd be nice to flirt with somebody. But of course this will never happen. Because I am taking the passive approach to life. I wait for things to come to me. Its very egotistical. Why would a stranger ever seek me out? I'm hoping there are more people like me. And maybe some day the dam will break and a perfect stranger will sit across from me bearing a smile and say "Hi. I'm Jordan".

Sincerely,
Jake


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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #11807148 - 01/11/10 10:34 AM (14 years, 20 days ago)

+1


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mellowparty]
    #11811600 - 01/11/10 09:44 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Ah piss, I just dropped my last dead violet.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: captcheeze1]
    #11811608 - 01/11/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

im too high for you


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: plasma]
    #11811810 - 01/11/10 10:17 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

High too you I'm for.


Edited by captcheeze1 (01/11/10 10:17 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: captcheeze1]
    #11811927 - 01/11/10 10:45 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

for you im high too

    -noobie-


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: noobieshroomie]
    #11812264 - 01/11/10 11:39 PM (14 years, 19 days ago)

thinking about thoughts..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11812692 - 01/12/10 01:32 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

this is the me that exists inside your mind, and you are the you that exists in my mind....


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11812738 - 01/12/10 01:54 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

Beware. And beware. AND beware. Thinking has gone to our heads.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #11814249 - 01/12/10 11:07 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

+1


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #11814406 - 01/12/10 11:41 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

take one look at yourself and realize
life's been treating you nice
better be wise
and enjoy your moment


take one look at yourself, through your eyes
how you treated your life
it wasn't wise
cause it's getting closer


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