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InvisibleAcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #11688708 - 12/20/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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OfflineIstigkeit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #11688713 - 12/20/09 08:19 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

tickle my toe
you psychedelic
Christmas
hoe :shrug:


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Offlinemufasa
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Registered: 11/09/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Istigkeit]
    #11688931 - 12/20/09 08:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

:whatwhat:  :eatingout:  :hamletmonkey:  :spock:


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11688973 - 12/20/09 09:02 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

AcidDropper420 said:




mark ryden


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Offlinemufasa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11689103 - 12/20/09 09:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mufasa]
    #11689119 - 12/20/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 11,707
Loc: Mabase
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #11710120 - 12/24/09 02:09 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

this is a comando were up shit creek with the goddamn fuckin floaps man


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InvisiblePrimal Glitch
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11710446 - 12/24/09 05:53 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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                                  make the changa you wish to see in the world
                                                                gnome sayin'?


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #11710633 - 12/24/09 07:50 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

tripleclick said:




ahhhhhhhhh ppppffftftdtdtftftftft ahh no no

GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN GIIIIIIENENENEN GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN OOOO

give u ten dollars if u tell me what my previous post plus this one which would make

this is a comando were up shit creek with the goddamn fuckin floaps man ahhhhhhhhh ppppffftftdtdtftftftft ahh no no


GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN GIIIIIIENENENEN GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN OOOO

REEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what song thats from....


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11711074 - 12/24/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

heres an original story i just wrote:


"Lecia!!"
The cry echoed throughout her mind for several seconds until the violent snapping sound of her 145 pound vessel pummeling against the earth once again brought her back to reality.
"I believe! I BELIEVE!!!"
But it was not enough... Jesus lifted the averaged sized women again exclaiming
"Bow down to the trinity or burn in hell you fucking whore" and tossed her again, almost 9 feet into the air.
"Please! I beg you, be mercyful!" She cried upon impact.
Jesus picked up the broken women with his left arm pinning her against a concrete wall, her head 3 inches away from large protruding spikes on either side of her.
"Lecia Ludivico, you are guilty of non-belief and blashpemy against the one true god. The Lord has grown tired of your kind of ilk. Satan awaits you in depths of hell."
With this, he pulled her back, close to his face, spat, and then in one swift motion impaled Lecia neck first into the long spike, her screams becoming distorted gurgles in a matter of milliseconds. To finish the act, Jesus gripped either side of her fresh wound ripping outwards, tearing her neck and gulliver effectively in two. A deep booming laugh could be heard within the clouds,
"Excellent my son! Excellent!" The voice of God boomed. "Do with the disgusting women what you may wish" he added. With this, Jesus' eyes lit up with excitement, immediately dropping his toga to the ground and proceeding to skullfuck whatever remained of her head.


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OfflineStaleShrooms
human after all
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Registered: 03/31/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #11712084 - 12/24/09 01:34 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

luck is an evil woman's affection


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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs


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OfflineGoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #11712141 - 12/24/09 01:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Brief history of time: Star Dust > Fungi > Plants > Animals.

Paul Stamets - A Brief Sample(1:56)


PRESERVE BIO DIVERSITY!


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Offlinesuperblingtheory
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Registered: 11/02/03
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #11712227 - 12/24/09 02:01 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)



I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though... :sherm:


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OfflineGoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: superblingtheory]
    #11712564 - 12/24/09 03:01 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

STAR DUST! HIPPIE ASS STAR DUST!

Neil deGrasse Tyson - The Universe(0:55)


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OfflineGoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #11712611 - 12/24/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

This thread was originally about a right wing fundamentalist cattle right?

Thank male primate perception for these!


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: superblingtheory]
    #11712977 - 12/24/09 04:10 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

superblingtheory said:


I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though... :sherm:




because she's hilarious


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Registered: 05/11/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #11726887 - 12/27/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

skydiving lampshade balloon


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InvisibleP-O
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Registered: 05/13/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: kieranhv]
    #11726916 - 12/27/09 03:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

[flash=,]http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/24/17/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw-2379-1237931468-4.jpg[/flash]


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OfflineGoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #11726945 - 12/27/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

shadyy said:
Quote:

superblingtheory said:


I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though... :sherm:




because she's hilarious




Christopher Hitchens would disagrees, he said shes uses her flesh and uses her Jewishness:

Vanity Fair - Why Women Still Aren t Funny(4:59)


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OfflinePsilocybeingzz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #11726992 - 12/27/09 03:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

You've got it wrong.
He didn't say her specifically....
When pressed I think he would agree SOME female comics are somewhat funny.

It's funny that in the ladies defense they grouped together the only female comics I like....
Ya, those are THEM I thought :lol:

While Cris might be a little harsh, in general he's right.
Famous or not, I don't find women to be very humorous.
Think about it.
Once we gained the ability to talk and even seduce.
Who had to be funny?
The women?
No.
The women, just as now, probably didn't need to do anything.


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