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Offlinedkamp18
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Knobby Tops]
    #11416025 - 11/09/09 01:08 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Knobby Tops said:
My GF just told me we need to take some time apart! ARGH!!! I hate this shit... why must relationships be so difficult?



translation...

"hey i just met a guy i need to fuck, i will see you in a few days if he doesn't buy me some good shit"


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #11416026 - 11/09/09 01:09 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

that boy needs therapy


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InvisibleTrippyNinja


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #11420075 - 11/09/09 04:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Snails


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InvisibleP-O
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippyNinja]
    #11420136 - 11/09/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

ahhhh


skanks and the tards who fall for them :rasta:


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OfflineLazy Smurf
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: P-O]
    #11420407 - 11/09/09 05:04 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

cum guzzling thunder whore
:jailbait:


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Offlinesamba_lightning
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lazy Smurf]
    #11420646 - 11/09/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I embezzled the embezzler+

guzzling thunder whore cum


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Offlineclemens
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: samba_lightning]
    #11420778 - 11/09/09 05:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Under the beneath of da buss


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Take it easy dude, but take it!


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Invisibletrip forever
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: clemens]
    #11420808 - 11/09/09 06:02 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Makin out with that chick :heart:


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Offlinethe bizzle
the joke that no one spoke


Registered: 04/14/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: P-O]
    #11420839 - 11/09/09 06:06 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PostiveOutlook said:
ahhhh


skanks and the tards who fall for them :rasta:




I would say that your post is invalid for making so much sense, but it's about something that makes absolutely no sense.










He's not IN the bus, he ISSSSSSSSSS the bus




edit: lol didnt even see this
Quote:

clemens said:
Under the beneath of da buss




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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID



Edited by the bizzle (11/09/09 06:07 PM)


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OfflineShady Obscurity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #11421821 - 11/09/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Goddamn it, I really hate this motherfucker I work with. I have to be there in an hour and I have a surprise for him..... :butcher:


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The love you take is equal to the love you make.




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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shady Obscurity]
    #11422782 - 11/09/09 09:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

in the pound where i ate corn,
lived a can in which i did pee,
and he sold us etrnal life,
in the sand of his feet.
so we mailed our choclate gun,
till we fondeled the banana tree,
and we jizz inside her cave,
in our mellow shade of green.

we all live in a purple tangerine,
a purple tangerine,
a purple tangerine.....



:cheech:


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



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Invisiblenoobieshroomie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #11422919 - 11/09/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Scrooge McDuck

  -noobie-


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AMU

Best Thread Ever
CapZilla said:
not sure what GE and FAE are but i should probably get some.

Citric said:
Your signature is wrong on colonization temps!

GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE
EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD JUDGMENT

ROOM TEMP 70-75 IS BEST FOR COLONIZATION
Thank you mycochef


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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: noobieshroomie]
    #11423031 - 11/09/09 10:33 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I am a one-armed duck fucker.


THE END.


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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID



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Invisiblealexithymia
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Registered: 07/08/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #11423056 - 11/09/09 10:37 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Whose chair is that?


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Offlineanstkhar
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: alexithymia]
    #11423077 - 11/09/09 10:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My mother is a the crack addick and I wish for she to smoke a hairs. I talk to David Ick before once and we were we he tell me about the thing going on agains the publics as big lie. All the big lie to tell.

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Edited by anstkhar (11/09/09 10:47 PM)


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InvisibleInvisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: anstkhar]
    #11423795 - 11/10/09 01:01 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

anstkhar said:
My mother is a the crack addick and I wish for she to smoke a hairs. I talk to David Ick before once and we were we he tell me about the thing going on agains the publics as big lie. All the big lie to tell.

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thats just nonsense


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OfflineLazy Smurf
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #11423828 - 11/10/09 01:12 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Hooray Hooray...........
The Pope now sells dope! 
:dancer::dancer::dancer:


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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lazy Smurf]
    #11423965 - 11/10/09 01:59 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

  :chong:
























































:chong:




















































:cheech:


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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID



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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #11424060 - 11/10/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I raped her little cooch like it was a dime a dozen. Bitch spat it out like she just guzzled enough firewater to make niggers fuck.


I jizzed on the titties, it was no big deal. She cleaned it up with her tongue and licked the underside of my foreskin. I slapped her fucking face because she deserved it.

I put my dick in her butt and took a leak. No biggie.


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大开眼界

:awegroove:
:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
:mattz:


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OfflineBrainChemistry
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11424123 - 11/10/09 03:02 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My girl gives me sex whenever I want it. And she likes to blow me in public hot tubs.

I think I'm set for the moment. :super:


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