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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: m00nshine]
#11312533 - 10/24/09 02:33 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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khannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Salomon]
#11312549 - 10/24/09 02:35 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAARTAAAAA!!!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#11312573 - 10/24/09 02:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sure
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: dispizeme]
#11315300 - 10/24/09 10:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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hoyl shit fuck balls ass crack this thread is oldskool like mh niggas hat its reeeeeeal fluffly and it bites back so back the fuck up nigga
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#11315373 - 10/24/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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going still is this?
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smack
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: smack]
#11315557 - 10/24/09 11:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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cold fusion drift spit
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Papaver
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: lazyfingers]
#11315603 - 10/24/09 11:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Silversoul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Papaver]
#11318330 - 10/25/09 12:54 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bibbity Bobbity Boo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Dynoo]
#11320858 - 10/25/09 08:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Groaning Zombies - Moaning,
Growling Werewolves - Howling,
Grimacing Ghosts - Scowling…
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Knobby Tops]
#11323335 - 10/26/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lidsville is the living end friend.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Papaver]
#11388138 - 11/04/09 10:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was born in a factory far away from the milky teat
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11388172 - 11/04/09 10:35 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh... it seems the nettles.... have made the milk drop out...... from inside my teat....
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11388181 - 11/04/09 10:36 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you are there and I'm over here then where the fuck is Ted? Ted's dead! Damn
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11388255 - 11/04/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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...and I was raised by Chimulatuasa in the far away galaxy of Rafturgemoobby where five hundred thousand Gigliamers flew through the skies and the oceans of LSD, whose pupils were larger than this planet's solar system in the Boony Bay of this galaxy, where solar systems were spread far and wide like butter on toast and cum on a women's chest, which made traveling extremely time consuming until the Gigliamers discovered how to generate free energy from a mysterious time traveler who also happened to kill himself by killing his older sister, but when the time traveling mystery was revealed to the Gigliamers they proceededto have timeless orgies in remembrance of there an odd creature who walked the land drunk as a skunk who inspired a sick and lonely human to embrace and affirm life in its chaos and destruction, which resulted in the fall of the human civilization that the Chimulatuasa called Tuturubyama, which existed in a the period blood of a very old Chimulatusa who was the mother of this universe and who is referred to as the Gagalumatusakaaaduadlertusamineteuremisualagerther, a name that is really hard to pronoune with the human tounge, but the Chimulatuasa will help you utter this name if you do a special dance naked under a solar eclipse while loaded on the mysteries brew Soma, which was a brew handed down to the ancients by the Chimulatuasa way back when they were at war with the Firueatus, a race of creatures who cannot be described any further, which began when the Firueatus commited unspeakable acts nd the Chimulatuasa felt it necessary to expell them from the drop of period blood in which our universe was contained and which contained other univeres and thus man was created out of clay women out of pure beauty, it was the mating of man with woman that created the monster women that roamed the planet before Tuturubyama fell, before humanity was expelled from the univers, but the Chimulatuasa saved one man from expulsion, whose name was God, the man who had perfected the manipulation of human beings so well that the Chimulatuasa deemed it necessary to keep him close by, for he would be the puppet with which the Chimulatuasa would guide the next race of humans that are expected to spring forth from dark recesses of Earth, made up of metals, not proteins, who will pose a threat to the Chimulatuasa's rein over this drop of period blood....
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mnboardin]
#11388291 - 11/04/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Originally when man was created, we were solely created for the purpose of enslavement by a race of beings called the Annunaki. They created the mind construct that consists as our entire body to ensure that we as human beings could be controlled and directed as slaves. The Annunaki were a race that enslaved other beings due to how manipulative and deceitful they were, so that they could have slaves to always ensure that their world were prepared and taken care of – with gold provided to them from human beings as slaves from earth. That is basically what we are doing to our world: We are creating an enslavement environment for them, which they were planning on visiting again one day. They were power hungry beings that go about preparing entire planets so that they are able to enjoy its resources, so you are able to imagine how entertaining this planet was for them. You are able to read more about the Annunaki to get an understanding of who they were.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mnboardin]
#11388293 - 11/04/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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...the man whose wings could only flap so hard kept him below the threshold of divinity, of oneness, of chaos, of paradox, of irrationality, a threshold that humans must cross, or remain trapped in humanness forever reincarnating expressing there karmic molds and forms in a world ruled by the great mysteries that are unutterable because humans were designed long ago by the myseries as being the forms in which souls who had not mastered compassion would enter to learn this tough lesson before they could transcend into the higher realms of being, which is why the world seems to be falling apart the world must fall apart and provide people with experiences and oppurtunities that will engender compassion but some sad souls fall into deep abysses of loneliness and darkness and ought of fear react with hate and attempt to garnish power to end of fear of the chaos and the irrationality and the suffering that comes with having the full human experience...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mnboardin]
#11388321 - 11/04/09 11:03 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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...the Annunaki were a foe race of the Chimulatuasa who had engaged in battle for eternities upon eternities, an end to which required the enlisting God who was originally a puppet of the Annunaki, but as you may remember from the previous lesson, God was enlisted by the Chimulatuasa after the fall of human civilization, which was planned and designed by the Annunaki, they had used us for all that we were worth and felt it necessary to eradicate us from the universe, but some humans escaped eradication and as the earth was bombarded by gamma rays to extinguish all life the flesh of some human beings melded with metal, and these new far more powerful humans, pose a threat tot he Chimulatuasa, who are very nervous as they know that these humans have not mastered compassion and will enslave all life in the universe and quell the diversity engine that rests within its core...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mnboardin]
#11388372 - 11/04/09 11:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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...this engine was built far before the period blood of Gagalumatusakaaaduadlertusamineteuremisualagerthe was released, far before the mother of the universes ever existed, in a mystery that will never be revealed to any who reside in the universes of this blood for the limits were placed on the ability of the lifeforms that may be generated by this engine to comprehend there origins to protect the diversity engine the unknown of its self which was a mystery even to its creators who infinities ago built it out of mysteries, but this new breed of humans who have recreated and perfected the old human civilization are in the preparatory stages for there attempt on the assault of this engine, while the Chimulatuasa are afraid that the metallic humans will penetrate the mystery, who were advised by God to launch a disinformation campaign to divide the human culture and plunge them back into the disorganized frenzy that the previous humans were trapped in....
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mnboardin]
#11388537 - 11/05/09 12:03 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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It was abrupt, glittering, and refracted a corroboration of unimaginable characters into a neat 317 pages. Smile at the 3Mb of dazzling RAM, certain, commemorated on. But the take in it gives is a uncommon joke.
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