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OfflineSorrowSolace
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #10618947 - 07/04/09 02:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

gypsy legs! you're my chippney...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #10618987 - 07/04/09 02:41 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

pro time. no pub time tonight.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: doodoomaster]
    #10619856 - 07/04/09 09:09 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

it's getting more and more to the point where nothing I see here is EVER worth responding to



and you know what - I ain't gonna miss this place one bit  :craven:


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:craven:  Ravings of a Madman  :craven:


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
    #10623339 - 07/05/09 02:23 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

it's getting more and more to the point where nothing I see here is EVER worth responding to



Well young man, I'll give you some advice my great grand daddy gave me. Never get drunk while surrounded by rabid cheese hamsters and don't take home women with large adams apples.

The answer is simple. Chicken giblets!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10623359 - 07/05/09 02:34 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

is anybody getting all this? :goose::seriousbusiness: :whatwhat: :yoda2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #10623477 - 07/05/09 03:49 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

This thread jumped the shark several months ago but I'm riding it until the bitter end

:detectivescrotes::fatbastard::catfrog: :sheepie:  :kong:  :djkoopa:  :flyingpig:  :killerrabbit:  :deepman:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10623480 - 07/05/09 03:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:deepman:
Enough said.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10623633 - 07/05/09 06:28 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Virus_with_Shoes said:
Well young man, I'll give you some advice my great grand daddy gave me. Never get drunk while surrounded by rabid cheese hamsters and don't take home women with large adams apples.



yeah...well...my great grand daddy always told me that a woman with her skirt up over her head can still outrun a man with his trousers at his feet



thems is words to live by right thar  :muppet:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
    #10623731 - 07/05/09 07:47 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

well FUCK THA POLICE AND YO COUCH


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #10624098 - 07/05/09 10:24 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

The bot keeps on goin

But I'm slowin

So give me the gun I'm gonne partay


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OfflineI AM SWIM
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10624277 - 07/05/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)



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OfflineEngelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10628201 - 07/06/09 01:56 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)


still gettin frail cats after they fall from grace.

drop them like flies all over the face of man,

to show the true gods what tyranny they had been suffering.

upon summoning the force through his conduit with the Dextronomicon,

he was able to bathe the elves in sympathy for the love of their own race.

Now each time a yelder-man grows blue,

nothing seems to come of it, but the ordinary things that further might process into....

into creations that god had never even pondered.

and thus that mechanical fusion with with the dark underworld brought forth

a new kind of existence and a new kind of man, a man bred of pain and filth.

amongst he brother though, he rode like the wind.

in a symphony of colors that would bedazzle even the most tallented of orechestrae.

By simply dripping that single mass of purple inky goo into the glass it was,

a sediment to let all become something "god" did not want us to be.

with shapes bring colors and colors bring numbers and numbers bring letters and letters bring

the building blocks for language, language allows the formation of religion, religion

causes conflict, conflict cause damage to planet and loss of lives and of time left to exist.



an informative frog must have said something to me about this about a hundred times before the adrenaline of the true actually beast kicked in.

the controls of a vessels left unmanned simply doesnt, and will not, show a good sign that the destination will be reached,

although in months prior that part of his life, it wasnt that important to the folk on the other side of the border.

so by the time each grain of dust fell, and each drop of water evaporated.

there was nothing left to say.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10628695 - 07/06/09 07:08 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Wawa


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10628697 - 07/06/09 07:09 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

wakka wakka



1. wakka wakka

What you say to fill an weird, unsettling moment, in hopes of distracting a person of what is actually going on.
Phil (obviously distraught): My wife is sleeping with the mailman, my daughter is hooked on PCP and having sex with everyone in the neighborhood and I just found out my mother has cancer!
Bill: Wakka wakka!


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #10628730 - 07/06/09 07:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

It came out of fat air!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10628869 - 07/06/09 08:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Virus_with_Shoes said:
It came out of fat air!




http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10628833


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10727633 - 07/23/09 03:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Ich will?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10727900 - 07/23/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

[Ich Will LYRICS] by Rammenstein
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ich will [8x]

ich will

ich will dizzy fer me here drought

ich vill  dis 'ere me here glout

ich will republic electioon

ich vill hatch la controllin

ich will.. ven you hurl

itch vill rule dish world

ich will ves mur messh goatse!

ich will vis vour men macine!!

...
ich will

ich will your fantasy?

ich will be en'ergy!

ich will or a hen to seen??

ich will in pantalones in!!!

feed your mishe..

fest ed your mishe..

feed your mishe...

herd your mishe!

can you be heard (yea yea)

can you be seen  (yea yea)

can you be seein them (yea yea)

ich will stay I on to me (...)

can you ascend (yea yea)

can you see (yea yea)

can you see them (yea yea)

ich will stay I odd me? (...)

ich will
ich will
ich will
ich will

vere van dizzyy uns fer de drought...

vere all dizzy er un al atlas globe...

vere all vunder the hennessy...

vere all bible inturvene.......ya...

can you be heard (yea yay)

can you be seen  (yea yay)

can you seein then? (yea yay)

ich will stay ishining! (...)

can you ascend

can you see

can you see then?

vere all stay I'd to me!

ich will [x3]


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #10743879 - 07/26/09 03:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

dash dot dash dot dash dot com.  slash dot slash dot slash dot com.  I'm too full uuuuuuggggggggggghhhh,  I'm tooo fulll............ugggggggggghhh....slash dot slash dot slash dot com.

Stay in stay out stay in stay out stay in stay out stay in stay out

I feel it closing in, I feel it closing in.

Stay in stay out stay in stay out


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ont' ever fade away, dont' ever fade away, fade away, fade away, don't ever fade away.

ISOLATIon

Isolation

Ramblings of a buzzed mind listening to music.

:peace:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mr.bixby]
    #10743904 - 07/26/09 03:42 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

A trunkfull of soap won't explode by itself.


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