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Middleman

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kanos]
#10235562 - 04/26/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#10235746 - 04/26/09 10:40 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
#10290156 - 05/05/09 12:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Engelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
#10292192 - 05/05/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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I CUM BLOOD!
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the_drummer
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10297601 - 05/06/09 03:49 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Colossal loads of unsyncopated garbage are currently surrounding the premises of one Mr. Lord Alfred Donald Tezmenbody III, esq. in a swirling mass of sound much like the roar of the undulating apocalypse, thrashing and burning in a spire of salty delight and fornicating abstractionism.
Gezmin the Great is on the microphone just now, making calls to the officials at corporate, corroborating a story much like the one we have seen time and time again in these parts and then in the corner is Audry with her blue face, exploding into a million pieces and gasping at the light crystals of dust floating on a eddy of currents in the corner, by the phone in the house at the edge of reassssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..
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Engelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
#10300666 - 05/07/09 02:55 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just picked up some of these earlier today...

i kno, they look dank right?
I just ate like 4G's dry a couple mins ago. I cant wait to trip!!!
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10300679 - 05/07/09 03:08 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bust my gun at the sun just to sit in the shade.
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Kymatica
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10300683 - 05/07/09 03:10 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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<~~~~ cries while eating pie... any kind will do.. I like pie..
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Engelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kymatica]
#10309014 - 05/08/09 04:29 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just hauled this in this morning...
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10330349 - 05/12/09 11:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does anyone know if Walmart sells ski masks?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10330386 - 05/13/09 12:06 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
GoshAllMighty said: Does anyone know if Walmart sells ski masks?
Does a frog bump it's ass when it jumps?
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kymatica]
#10330404 - 05/13/09 12:12 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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sweet.
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears, then my illegal forestry operation has succeeded." - Stephen Colbert
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Engelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10330636 - 05/13/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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if i take a shit on someones face, then there is shit on someones face.
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Edited by Engelsblut6 (05/13/09 01:23 AM)
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10330694 - 05/13/09 01:41 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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so that means Walmart does not sell ski masks in the summer time.
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seeker28
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10330727 - 05/13/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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unless they're a substitute for underwear, from which you can hang your dick, balls, and three separate testicles from
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Cubie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: seeker28]
#10332239 - 05/13/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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i had been only once gone without weed and been happy and that was only because i was getting my dick sucked by drew berrymore
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Engelsblut6
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#10332277 - 05/13/09 12:59 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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and right before i blew my juice on her tripod, i threw a blanket over the lampshade and called the fire department.
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RandomHero
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#10332291 - 05/13/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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nanner nanner you can't catch meh
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thirdeyeparable
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RandomHero]
#10332306 - 05/13/09 01:03 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does an apartment ever wish it could stay vacant...??
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theres no way of telling walls can't talk
If they could they would tell me to go take a shit already
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