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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kanos]
    #10235562 - 04/26/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
    #10235746 - 04/26/09 10:40 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10290156 - 05/05/09 12:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:crazy2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10292192 - 05/05/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I CUM BLOOD!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10297601 - 05/06/09 03:49 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Colossal loads of unsyncopated garbage are currently surrounding the premises of one Mr. Lord Alfred Donald Tezmenbody III, esq. in a swirling mass of sound much like the roar of the undulating apocalypse, thrashing and burning in a spire of salty delight and fornicating abstractionism.

Gezmin the Great is on the microphone just now, making calls to the officials at corporate, corroborating a story much like the one we have seen time and time again in these parts and then in the corner is Audry with her blue face, exploding into a million pieces and gasping at the light crystals of dust floating on a eddy of currents in the corner, by the phone in the house at the edge of reassssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
    #10300666 - 05/07/09 02:55 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Just picked up some of these earlier today...




i kno, they look dank right?


I just ate like 4G's dry a couple mins ago. I cant wait to trip!!!:grin:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10300679 - 05/07/09 03:08 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I bust my gun at the sun just to sit in the shade. :sunny:  :rockets:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #10300683 - 05/07/09 03:10 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

<~~~~ cries while eating pie... any kind will do.. I like pie..


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kymatica]
    #10309014 - 05/08/09 04:29 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Just hauled this in this morning...



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10330349 - 05/12/09 11:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Does anyone know if Walmart sells ski masks?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #10330386 - 05/13/09 12:06 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

GoshAllMighty said:
Does anyone know if Walmart sells ski masks?



Does a frog bump it's ass when it jumps?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kymatica]
    #10330404 - 05/13/09 12:12 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

sweet.

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears, then my illegal forestry operation has succeeded." - Stephen Colbert


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #10330636 - 05/13/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

if i take a shit on someones face, then there is shit on someones face.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10330694 - 05/13/09 01:41 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

so that means Walmart does not sell ski masks in the summer time.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
    #10330727 - 05/13/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

unless they're a substitute for underwear, from which you can hang your dick, balls, and three separate testicles from


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: seeker28]
    #10332239 - 05/13/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

i had been only once gone without weed and been happy and that was only because i was getting my dick sucked by drew berrymore


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10332277 - 05/13/09 12:59 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

and right before i blew my juice on her tripod, i threw a blanket over the lampshade and called the fire department.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10332291 - 05/13/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

nanner nanner you can't catch meh  :jesus2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RandomHero]
    #10332306 - 05/13/09 01:03 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Does an apartment ever wish it could stay vacant...??


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thirdeyeparable]
    #10332314 - 05/13/09 01:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

theres no way of telling
walls can't talk

If they could they would tell me to go take a shit already


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