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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10212484 - 04/22/09 08:19 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

the sun. a big burning ball of turds


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10212500 - 04/22/09 08:24 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Fire in the HOLE!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10212633 - 04/22/09 09:11 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I like eating cymbals, especially the ones with dimples, but sometimes they make my teeth hurt and i have to see the dentist.

once when i was chewing on my crash cymbal, my tooth started bleeding so i applied some root hormone to it with the minute hand of my clock, and it got better in no time.

has anyone drunk wattle tea before? i got cloud vision.

My eyes are in my mouth so i can't see when i'm eating, but three moments of blindness each day is manageable, unless i snack, which i love doing, but its annoying coz i can't do it in front of the tv.

U know those livestrong wristbands? i chewed through 3 of them just coz i liked their texture. i started by chewing the middle of the letters out, and from there it just snowballed and snowballed until the band finally cracked and decided to break up.

scissors made of wax would be sooo useless.
you wouldnt be able to use them outside coz theyd melt from the HOLE.

imagine if humans could shit anywhere they like, like dogs, coz theyre animals too, humans are. im an orangle bottlenose pear shaped dolphin.

what if paper was made of glass? itd be a bitch to write on...with your stock-standard ballpoint ben. it'd also be called a window.

How do computers work? How does TV work? How does radio work with all its wavelengths? How do cars work? IDK...STFU

cameras in mustard sauce would take photos that come out yellow.

cups are royal life saving models of angst, its pretty special to give blood, and have them take out platelets, actual mini-plates, from your blood. The blood could probably then go on to a hobo, it would save his life, and cruelly provide crockery but no substantial food.

"He was always prepared, he always had this unusually small set of crockery, but no food to go in it...bless his soul"

blue mouthguard cases pop open to reveal hot sexy women dancing around in green ponchos, holding red candles singing mexico by incubus, they then proceed to jump onto your desk and hit your computer, and abseil down onto the floor with tartan plastic handkerchiefs and, in single file, relinquish themselves to the air vent.

I like lamp.

A plausible inference  :craven:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: seeker28]
    #10212955 - 04/22/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

why is a raven like a writing desk?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shroomanxiety]
    #10212988 - 04/22/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied. "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter.
"Nor I," said the March Hare.
Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: shroomanxiety]
    #10220142 - 04/23/09 01:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

lozzer is lozzer


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10220258 - 04/23/09 01:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

hxtgcluyh.kj


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10220342 - 04/23/09 01:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I pet my cat and fed it a pineapple. It said "fuck you" and stormed off. :sad:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10220732 - 04/23/09 03:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

even with its tale at full berevity i still couldnt figure how to water the euclyptus tree growing out of my eye lids.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #10223358 - 04/23/09 10:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

but admist all the nonsense the little bugger came to its senses and spawned an army of loving creatures who would spill their glorious life-liquids about the land. eternally


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10223390 - 04/23/09 10:59 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

flopping my wiener on the bar, i drank one more and headed home


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: brainsOplenty]
    #10223637 - 04/23/09 11:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

A fartsa fartsa

A fartsa fartsa fresh and dank
it wafts into your face
it smells heavenly
A fartsa fartsa beans and frank
she smells it
she sucks it in
it smells TERRIBLE
A fartsa fartsa what a stank
a man with such a smell
belongs to live in hell


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Unbearable_B]
    #10223895 - 04/24/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i onced dreamt of eating on the cobble with my forest green barretta. i found it so i went underground and to the brake. i didnt i couldnt go but i did anyway because the ants liked it.  they said they seen a grass in the wall so i got nervous and i reared the end of it with the thing i had. i dont know how i got down, i just sat up and went away. i mumbled over to the tape measure but it was angry so it flew away. my journey was just beginning so i sat down at waited for the red to come. it came quick but the stupid thing was a prick so i threw it and it stuck in a ditch. it spirited in a way i never seem before so i threw it again and i still see it every day.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10223908 - 04/24/09 12:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i am the one who is.
You must obay me.

I AM THE  LORD AND MASTER.

YOU ALL ARE BASTARDS.

YOU FUCK WITH ME,

AND ILL STAB YOUR EYES IN TILL YOU BLEED.

I AM THE LORD AND MASTER!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10223995 - 04/24/09 01:08 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #10224040 - 04/24/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

cum-sandwich:crazy2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Engelsblut6]
    #10224090 - 04/24/09 01:33 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

bitchnut wrinkletits


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #10224149 - 04/24/09 01:53 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Luke Parry vomiting


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: clemens]
    #10224603 - 04/24/09 05:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Struggling woman absorbed!  Colossal sentence panorama!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Event]
    #10225029 - 04/24/09 08:41 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Knock on clouds...what up skydiving fiend


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